Clockwork

7  2017-09-12 by schmuckOnWheels

12 comments

I'm not watching this shit.

What is it?

My guess that autistic sideline reporter from one of the MNF games last night

Since I didn't listen to the Tits and Hacks afternoon zoo, I have no idea what DIIIIIP means. Can someone explain what it was referencing. I get the "jazz it up", et. al. lame sayings but I don't understand WTF DIIIIP was referring to.

Thank you for your service.

Fuck it, i'll do it.... On a 'pop-up' show a while back. Opie and The Cubez were eating in a Sushi place. Each time Opie took a piece...he would Dip it in his soy sauce or whatever, and shout "Diiippp!" each time he did it. Much to the annoyance of Carl and some old lady who was in the restaurant.

Something about that story just really made me want to kill myself.

That is literally something a mentally retarded person would do and think was funny.

I'm very sorry I asked now. This is worse than I expected.

It's right up there with Doink de Doink.

Opie has descended to Scortch territory.

No, Scorch is employed.

No, Scorch is employed.

Bartending is still employment.

Opie has descended to Scortch territory.