Elder Drolls

229  2017-09-12 by ManiacalChrisBenoit

54 comments

I laughed

tremendous

I tweeted this at Joe. Let's see if he bites. https://twitter.com/dickb4g/status/907501629150134272

His brother certainly will.

Borrowing one of Joey Meatballs only good lines: I'm like a volleyball setter up here.

ME: I'm like the point guard. That's what WE do.

Why does his profile precisely describe himself and his brother..?

TheForeverDeplorable @JosephCumia

RACISM: Prejudice discrimination or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on belief that ones own race is superior #OftenUsedIncorrectly

He'll have that ForeverDeplorable handle long after anyone even remembers what that was in reference to, I guarantee it.

Borrow-wind.

30%White-run.

Hollow-Mind

Boo

SalivaHim

SalivaHim

Yeeeeah that was a close one. I debated it for like 5 minutes. What convinced me to leave it was the 'Him'.

Picture one lil tot saying it to another and pointing.

Oblivious.

30% White-run

Barely White-run

Faggonborn

Try again

dovakhunt

No

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took some kid spit to the mouth."

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of spit

A Tard's Tale.

Fuckin' redguards.....

Calm down Anthony.

Moroccoborn

Shadow of Moor Dor

give spit

Very generous of you.

Khajspit

Khajiit have no time for you

Return of the Kike

Be more funny!

Lord of the O ring

Faggerfall.

Thou seeks lark to nether regions whilst Jenkem guides thine

Eye of the Beholder 2 background.

Couldn't find a good Daggerfall/Arena one to go with my shitty Joe art.

Arena

Going old school!

I go fffawkin' deep with the Elder Scrolls.

You're all-in, sniff.

Looks like Monkey island

You fight like a Dairy Farmer!

"Do you have a cousin named Sven?"

No, I have a Brother Joe

In a way it's like Monkey Long Island.

You sleep rather soundly for a mooch.

Let me guess, someone stole your welfare check.

so what's the child spit thing

Joe pays neighborhood kids to spit in his mouth. It is known.

I see.

It is known

I've fought mudsharks more fearsome than you.

Guy-Rim.

Get it cause he rims men's asses? Boo

Well Ant's sworn to carry his burden

This is my new desktop wallpaper.

Very generous of you.