If you say pupper or doggo, you are a faggot and I want you dead.

198  2017-09-12 by Dassadassabesdoe

And Opie has big fat tits.

83 comments

1  SteakSauce66 2017-09-12

All of the above cuz

1  Opprobriousness 2017-09-12

You're just jel(ous).

1  homelessfez 2017-09-12

ous...

1  bowserjrjr 2017-09-12

Gentleman...

1  HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-09-12

Wanna pet my pupper and pull my doggo???

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-12

well, when you put it that way

1  diolev 2017-09-12

Wanna play with my puppet?

1  TangerineReam 2017-09-12

This made me laugh out loud.

1  Mod_Impersonator 2017-09-12

I spit coffee out my nose, pissed my pants, and almost crashed my car.

1  egates09 2017-09-12

That was so funny I went into my garage alone with a shotgun and blew my brains out

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-12

Yeah, right.

/s

1  RamonFrunkis 2017-09-12

Down goes garage door!

In mouth goes Beretta!

Back goes the hammer!

And here I gooooooooo

DVVVVV DVVVVV DVVVVV DVVVVV DVVVVV DVVVVV

BLAM...

1  boring_oneliner 2017-09-12

this made me so horny i had to pull over on the 405 and jerk off in my car. btw im a cop.

1  Robert_Spiff_Kelly 2017-09-12

Where did this Doggo come from i have seen it before sounds fucking retarded i call my dog Shid dick or Shit hound must be ok he wags his tail when i do

1  vadermonkey 2017-09-12

What in the fuck did I just read

1  turnthemaround 2017-09-12

Fuckin down syndrome kids post here all the time

1  RJPennyweather 2017-09-12

A try hard buffoon attempting to sound cool.

1  HANNABALLA 2017-09-12

Spain.

1  Showmedamemes 2017-09-12

PUPPER IS DOING ME A BAMBOOZEL

1  TobyTheRobot 2017-09-12

RARE PEPES, GUYS!

1  lowjax47 2017-09-12

Can confirm

I'll kill myself now.

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-12

A heckin bamboozle xD

1  Trikuro 2017-09-12

I like to call my dog Pupperoni, or Puppermint Patty.....

1  hookahreed 2017-09-12

I hope it ends up like a hamburger patty underneath a tractor trailer.

1  gnrlysrs 2017-09-12

I say pupper all the time, suck my dick, faggot.

1  aPersonStranded 2017-09-12

yolo

1  shimshammcgraw 2017-09-12

Such homophobe. Much anger. Very wow.

1  mybeardhurts441 2017-09-12

I'll just see myself out xD

1  ripwillsmith 2017-09-12

Well said.

1  TruthWarrior27 2017-09-12

But puppers and doggos are my fuckin...SPIRIT ANIMAL

1  ZigginZaggin 2017-09-12

What about fur baby?

1  turnthemaround 2017-09-12

Quick question OP. What about "purrito"?

1  Belchides 2017-09-12

purrito

That's how Roland pronounces Burrito.

1  DerpalSherpa 2017-09-12

I jessate ten preetos on thoilet heehee heeeheeeeeheeee.

1  Steiner_Recliner 2017-09-12

Someone should snap a picture of that

1  throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-12

Been on tumblr have ya?

1  Treeckosis 2017-09-12

Can you describe to us your thought process when you decided to post this?

1  Grindfighter 2017-09-12

T I T B O Y E

1  quake1rl 2017-09-12

Good luck pupper

1  Opesterino 2017-09-12

I swear the shitdicks on imgur do this the worst. I always end up scrolling through a few things when linked from here. its always some faggot posting shit like " I just woke up and had to share this beautiful morning ". if the fucker was so secure in his feelings he wouldnt need to share it and get reinforcement.

1  lifeobenreilly 2017-09-12

And how is a morning "beautiful"? You see it every day, Duuuuuudddeee!

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2017-09-12

Where we at with the schnoodle?

1  KangolVos 2017-09-12

Schnoodle Gang!

1  TacolasCage 2017-09-12

Pupper and Doggo

1  ScorchIsMyHero 2017-09-12

this

1  DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-12

This

Litterally this

1  Reaktif 2017-09-12

You win the thread

1  Icon_Crash 2017-09-12

You say this, well I say that.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-12

How about on dating apps when women refer to themselves as "dog mom." Or go "I probably only swiped right on you to pet your dog." LOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1  Nah_Ming 2017-09-12

xD

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1  RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-12

"I'm probably more interested in your dog than you lol xD"

Ha ha god forbid I admit any kind of sexual desire because that would be too fun xD ew touching a penis no way I would never do that but ur dog is cute xDDDDD

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-12

You can thank Gloria Allred, the Lifetime network, grocery store checkout aisle mags, Bill Cosby, and middle eastern immigrant men for literally ruining an entire generation of women.

1  Icon_Crash 2017-09-12

I swipe left so i can pet a KOOTAH!

1  suchanjv 2017-09-12

I agree with all of these statements.

1  Fightingrooster 2017-09-12

I SAY ALL THE PUPPER THINGS

1  hard_to_explain 2017-09-12

I guarantee Sam has said both on more than one occasion

1  Sthenine 2017-09-12

whatever ya say,lambchop *sniff

1  BrogueTrader40k 2017-09-12

Also kill maggots that day heckin

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-12

I've never heard or read either of those words in my life, but I certainly agree.

1  HANNABALLA 2017-09-12

I also hate faggots that dress up their dogs in little dog clothing. My old lady makes me do it to our dog. In other news...

1  Zombied77 2017-09-12

I like the one where they make a wiener dog look like two dogs carrying a box

1  Frankwasbetter 2017-09-12

Every 6 and 5 says this on tinder. "if you like doggo's swipe right", or as it translates, PLEASE SWIPE RIGHT, MY STANDARDS ARE VERY LOW!!!!!

1  ok_to_sink 2017-09-12

/r/zoomies is the worst place on reddit.

1  Frankwasbetter 2017-09-12

Any girl that says something about dogs on tinder, is simply saying that you pretty much just have to say hi to fuck her.

1  johnnyb2017 2017-09-12

Pupper and doggo are legit.

Source: I'm a typical faggot redditer

1  Toss__Pot 2017-09-12

Dassadoggo

1  Proptrash 2017-09-12

Blep

1  late_50s_why 2017-09-12

Anyone go to the default subs? They have been doing these I is le snek poems thing and it's cringy as fuck

1  RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-12

Dogs should be referred to as "non-cat faggots"

1  Kneegroez 2017-09-12

What about sick faukin puppy?

1  opierules1995 2017-09-12

Edgy.

1  AmberBeard 2017-09-12

peckas

1  GhostOfJJ 2017-09-12

Is dawgise dawgsie acceptable?

1  wgtragic 2017-09-12

What if I just call them my children

1  Icon_Crash 2017-09-12

Then you need to stop fucking your children.

1  762x39mm 2017-09-12

I've said Daaawwwg like "New Yorker" to myself so many times that I now catch myself doing it out loud.

1  KangolVos 2017-09-12

This hits me in the feels, fam.

1  sickfuckinpuppies 2017-09-12

Doggo. Pupper. You want me dead, now what?

1  Zombied77 2017-09-12

U/sickfuckinpuppers

1  ryanindayton 2017-09-12

No shit

1  HorsesAgain 2017-09-12

My pupper turned into a doggo

1  FUSSY_PUCKER 2017-09-12

what's wrong with the puppers we got?

1  Micro_fin 2017-09-12

Bassett Hoonds... Bull doggo... Doge... Schnoodles...

1  cdisc 2017-09-12

If you say 'cuck' or 'beta' I want you dead.

1  garyfromflorida 2017-09-12

Did you know rawr means I love you in dinosaur?

1  SuperTrucker76 2017-09-12

Wait? What's this shit? Did I miss another memo?

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-12

Y U no leik doggo fren?

1  NGJimmy 2017-09-12

How do you feel about people who write signs in front of their pets?

1  hookahreed 2017-09-12

I hope it ends up like a hamburger patty underneath a tractor trailer.

1  bowserjrjr 2017-09-12

Gentleman...