Car crash victim's head went through a windscreen then as the seatbelt and chair absorbed the slack pulled his face through the window meat mincer again.
That ain't acne scars. Maybe in his teen years he had his first trans lover, a Pakistani twink that Ant couldn't stay faithful to, so as is the way with the central asian browns, only a bucket of acid to the cheaters face could right that wrong.
He can keep chopping out the back of his head to harvest follicles
to place on top, But its just going to keep pulling his hairline farther back until there is nothing left.
Hahaha! You said "Sue"! That's are to get you a lot of pats on the back from he group in the form of upvotes! That should give you enough of a self esteem boost to get through the week.
Actually, I'm pretty awesome and have a very fulfilling life and a beautiful family, and get to work in a creative field that millions of people enjoy.
You don't make a tenth of what Anthony makes. Face it. Stop believing what you emotionally want to believe and instead acknowledge that what your physical senses show you is objectively true. Anthony is darwinistically superior to you. Your woman would leave you for him, because females are attracted to the man with the most prowess and resources. This isn't love. You're just the best she can
Actually, I do very well for myself. But thank you for your concern. I don't know why you're doing this character, it isn't really that funny. Although, me answering it with sincerity is even worse. Look, you know as well as I do that everyone here loves that stupid crater face wop. But get with the program, there is no humor in not making fun of him. And please change to another character, this one isn't very good.
Who said it would be against my wishes? And really, you need to stop. It's embarrassing. It's not funny and you need new material. I don't make any assumptions about any other posters here, I'm assuming plenty of them are successful or happy and have a nice families or whatever. The only person who seems really really insecure about themselves, to be honest, is you. Why am I answering a character, I should be shot for this. All right, on with you. Do this character for somebody else.
Well, you win. I said I wouldn't make assumptions and I made an assumption about you. You got me. But you're still a character. And I'm still answering you. It's like talking to Chip, except unlovable and even less funny. I really need to stop.
55 comments
1 CornFlakesR1337 2017-09-11
Anthony "Sea of Tranquility" Cumia
1 Bibimbap4211 2017-09-11
His skin looked more dead than usual this week.
1 fawwkyeah 2017-09-11
Pure White Aryan Genes
1 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-09-11
He's doing wonders for my self-esteem; there's no way in hell I look worse than this classless beer drenched pederast.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-11
He's richer than you though so that may take you back down a few pegs.
1 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-09-11
Yeah but with his vast fortune, that's the best he could make himself look? He's ghastly.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-11
Good point. Keep that self esteem soaring there then!
1 mxdj 2017-09-11
Oh, that's disgusting.
1 HughStink 2017-09-11
Obviously the black community is to blame, just look at the stats.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-11
I can see a the stats in that scatter plot on his face.
1 Jungies 2017-09-11
You're mistaken, Sir, that's clearly Ben Grimm.
1 oklolol 2017-09-11
Car crash victim's head went through a windscreen then as the seatbelt and chair absorbed the slack pulled his face through the window meat mincer again.
That ain't acne scars. Maybe in his teen years he had his first trans lover, a Pakistani twink that Ant couldn't stay faithful to, so as is the way with the central asian browns, only a bucket of acid to the cheaters face could right that wrong.
1 [deleted] 2017-09-11
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1 all_copacetic 2017-09-11
Holy shit, it's uncanny!
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-11
He's a monster in every possible sense.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-09-11
Except he is not scary. He's the only monster to get beat up by a girl.
1 Abarf 2017-09-11
He can keep chopping out the back of his head to harvest follicles to place on top, But its just going to keep pulling his hairline farther back until there is nothing left.
1 CosmicSlopShop 2017-09-11
He is a literal ghoul, the myth incarnate
1 cbanks420lol 2017-09-11
Those look too deep just to be acne scars. What the fuck happened to him?
1 Lokque 2017-09-11
Looks like he went to pop a can of confetti but it was filled with shrapnel instead.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-09-11
Papa Cumio knew his son was one of them fagulas early on and made him pay dearly.
I prefer to keep it like the Joker where we don't ever really find out how he got those scars.
1 FurdTerguson88 2017-09-11
He shaves with a belt sander
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-09-11
No, that might smooth him out a little.
1 Leofan7 2017-09-11
He ran for president in Ukraine and got poisoned.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-09-11
Right. Looks like he tried to give a blow job to a porcupine. Hard to imagine acne scars mangling a face like that
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-11
"He had acne when he was a teenager than he couldn't control, that makes me better than him!"
You faghots really are vomit-induvingly weak, resentful and pathetic.
He has more money than you. Deal with it. He gets laideith girls your aw when you can't. Deal with it.
Don't try to construct this alternate reality where you're the winner and he's the loser. Only a weak, pathetic faggot would do that.
Learn from his example and follow it, so that one day you too can have money and get laid.
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-09-11
Must have been a good weekend with minimal loss at the Compound poker table.
Good for you!
1 Irma_Gawd_Its_OPIE 2017-09-11
Cool UserName
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-09-11
This used to work before we found out that Anthony has sex with men.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-11
Ha ha, you conform to social norms.
Faggot.
Ha ha, when you have a sexual fetish you repress it because you're scared of what society thinks.
You genuinely, emotionally care about others poeolles' opinion of you.
What a pathetic, self dregrading little faggot nothing you would have to be to even post that.
1 obamabeblacknshiet 2017-09-11
Niggerlover
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-11
Calm down Sue. Our beef is with your boyfriend, not you.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-11
Hahaha! You said "Sue"! That's are to get you a lot of pats on the back from he group in the form of upvotes! That should give you enough of a self esteem boost to get through the week.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-11
Well one of us has to get through the week without suicide and I don't like your chances, you crying little faggot.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-11
Don't try and turn it around on me, group-approval-seeking faggot. You already showed your weakness, and we all saw.
1 fingerofgawd 2017-09-11
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-11
What an original and funny response
1 fingerofgawd 2017-09-11
Thanks babe.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-11
You're an incredibly dumb and embarrassing queer. I guarantee nobody likes you here or in real life.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-11
"I guarantee nobody likes you here" lol what a gay insult
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-11
Did I show my weakness again, tough guy.
1 Christopher_Barton 2017-09-11
When you cry hard about upvotes, you really can't feign how really important it is to you.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-09-11
Actually, I'm pretty awesome and have a very fulfilling life and a beautiful family, and get to work in a creative field that millions of people enjoy.
Wait.
What the fuck am I doing here?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-11
You don't make a tenth of what Anthony makes. Face it. Stop believing what you emotionally want to believe and instead acknowledge that what your physical senses show you is objectively true. Anthony is darwinistically superior to you. Your woman would leave you for him, because females are attracted to the man with the most prowess and resources. This isn't love. You're just the best she can
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-09-11
Actually, I do very well for myself. But thank you for your concern. I don't know why you're doing this character, it isn't really that funny. Although, me answering it with sincerity is even worse. Look, you know as well as I do that everyone here loves that stupid crater face wop. But get with the program, there is no humor in not making fun of him. And please change to another character, this one isn't very good.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-11
If you had a daughter she would fuck Anthony against your wishes because he has money
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-09-11
Who said it would be against my wishes? And really, you need to stop. It's embarrassing. It's not funny and you need new material. I don't make any assumptions about any other posters here, I'm assuming plenty of them are successful or happy and have a nice families or whatever. The only person who seems really really insecure about themselves, to be honest, is you. Why am I answering a character, I should be shot for this. All right, on with you. Do this character for somebody else.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-11
You do make assumptions. You said I was a character when here are actuallymy deepest thoights and emotions.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-09-11
Well, you win. I said I wouldn't make assumptions and I made an assumption about you. You got me. But you're still a character. And I'm still answering you. It's like talking to Chip, except unlovable and even less funny. I really need to stop.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-09-11
maybe the 10K mortgage was for some skin filler / laser treatment. THAT's the face of a millionare right there
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-11
He should be Sgt Barnes from Platoon every Halloween.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-11
In the immortal words of Kramer, "He's a nigger!"
1 alobesmooth 2017-09-11
Gaddafi looked better in his last moments.
1 Sthenine 2017-09-11
yep,thats Goldblum in the last half hour of The Fly
1 hookahreed 2017-09-11
Daaaaaaaamn, he should slap some spackle on that muhg!