The greatest part of the entirety of the Opie and Anthony saga is that Scorch and Fez will end up with better lives than anyone else when all is said and done. PFG.
Has Scorch ever lost a firearm, or been arrested for beating a woman? Admitted to stealing stuff from work and being lazy on the job? No, because Scorch is a white male trying to make it in the world and not a nigger like Anthony.
You have to admire his perseverance and positive thinking. While Scorch will always find the silver lining, the Opster will likely end up broadcasting into a shotgun once it dawns on him that his career is over.
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1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-09-11
I pray that Scorch never becomes self-aware.
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-11
It probably pays better than his stupid radio show did. He considers this an upgrade.
1 NeedMoreStaals 2017-09-11
He's having fun while paying the rent. He's probably a happier and more fulfilled man than 90% of us on here.
But his show sucks a big bag of peckahs
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-11
Oh no, he's still trying to make it in entertainment. He wouldn't be posting in public like this if he wasn't.
1 Cullen396 2017-09-11
What the fuck are you implying? Didn't you read the hashtags? ACTOR LIFE.
1 kingship75 2017-09-11
Scorch seems like a productive Bobo.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-11
Scorch is covered in siberian husky piss; Bobo is covered in Schnoodle piss.
Other than that they're basically the same person.
1 GreatGrandini 2017-09-11
He gets more likes than Opie
1 Jaeromaru 2017-09-11
The man has fun, good for him
1 shaqfan99 2017-09-11
I suspect he might sell street pharmaceuticals in order to pay the rent.
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-09-11
The greatest part of the entirety of the Opie and Anthony saga is that Scorch and Fez will end up with better lives than anyone else when all is said and done. PFG.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-11
Better have a separate keg just for Hightower.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-11
Has Scorch ever lost a firearm, or been arrested for beating a woman? Admitted to stealing stuff from work and being lazy on the job? No, because Scorch is a white male trying to make it in the world and not a nigger like Anthony.
1 piggyboi 2017-09-11
You have to admire his perseverance and positive thinking. While Scorch will always find the silver lining, the Opster will likely end up broadcasting into a shotgun once it dawns on him that his career is over.