New Opie Pop Up: you can hear Carl's frustration with Opie's reluctance in getting a new gig (all the offers are terrestrial)

23  2017-09-11 by spicysandwich80

36 comments

Almost 82 minutes? Fawwwk that's gonna be a rough one to listen to

Does this help? Opie gets choked up and almost cries when he talks about Erock:

https://youtu.be/Zx4SRbZFWMI

So I have to listen to Opie's drivel while simultaneously watching a noisy slurping lip smacking fat man eat? Are you trying to give me a rage induced heart attack?

You know, I've never watched one of these pop shows. But now that I've seen a bit of this, this is just one person holding a camera up over some food and being incredibly annoying. Also, Carl is just some guy who happens to cook well. He's not someone who has been doing radio since he was 18, so I don't expect him to be good. He's just some guy, and doesn't seem all that hatable. He tries to have a regular conversation and Opie chimes in with something stupid that makes everything awkward; and the forced laughter comes out.

But that's what Opie loves doing. He doesn't want regular radio, he wants this.

No one in their right fucking mind is watching 82 minutes straight of these two failures. I jumped to middle of the video and they were talking about cereal.

You'd have to pay me to watch even 10 minutes of it. It's just sad in every conceivable way.

im not going to watch any of it. I already know what it is.

A load of shite

were talking about cereal

Did either manage to name five?

Opie describes how he was in the entertainment business, she cant wait to get his autograph

https://youtu.be/Zx4SRbZFWMI?t=18m57s

Why is that cuban idiot wearing a Seiko hat? Did he get it for free with the watch?

https://youtu.be/Zx4SRbZFWMI?t=25m17s

Opie cant understand how to monetise a podcast or how to build a following. Mentions putting up $1 million to start "Opie Media".

That'd go great.

He really has 0 original ideas. "Mmm Anthony got compound media, my names Opie, so I should start Opie media". The worst part is I know he thinks he just thought that name up on his own.

Plus, there's no one he's close enough with to ask. Bobby, Luis J., the Cumtown boys, Bill Burr, Doug Stanhope.... all these people have reasonable income coming in from their podcasts. He's not close enough to any of them to get help, despite being in the industry for decades.

"I just wanna do shows like this with Carl and my other friends, this makes me happy. I love to set up their stories."

When he did get paid to do that he was a miserable cunt that made everybody else miserable.

ComePound my Wife media.

That is actually quite embarrassing. If he had any talent or sense, he wouldn’t need to wonder about these things. He could just look at Anthony, figure out what not to do (video, green screen, hiring a dolt like Keith), and then just start cranking out podcasts. Instead, he will keep doing these embarrassing pop up shows and not do anything else.

I think he's just afraid to do anything else because he knows it will fail. He's spent 2 months talking about having this massive fanbase of outraged fans, but he's going to do way worse than Anthony if he launches a pay wall site. He'll get 30 subscribers and Opie & Carl will get no guests but Sherrod and Vic. Then he'll go back to Bitter Opie where he rants about all the people he fawkin gave careers who do AA Show and Jim & Sam instead of his.

For years, Opie fake threatened to walk away from Sirius and do a podcast. Say what you will about Tranthony, but he worked hard in a short span of time to launch his own radio network and infrastructure.

The Destroyer is sad and drunk

Cuban and some random passerby both deny global warming

*da Cubes

ssssssss

https://youtu.be/Zx4SRbZFWMI?t=1h6m48s

Lady says shes heard of O&A. Opie says he's going to cry.

"You know, my daughter turns 5 next week --*buuuurrrppp-- and...."

This actually happens not even ten minutes in. And on this weeks Podacast, Chip says "yeah, I like to burp into the microphone!"

Dice pointed out that Opie always turned the mic away when he laughs. So he's definately doing this on purpose when he burps into it.

I really wish cumming felt as good as downvoting Opieradio videos.

Does Carl realize the kind of shit Opie is turning down are offers for 50 grand a year to come to Kalamazoo?

Opie is wearing a woman's hat.

Opie has breasts

I would love that offer

Kalamazoo is one of the most depressing places I've ever been.

Why would anyone want to eat right next to a sidewalk like that with people constantly walking right by their table? That's even worse than sitting right next to the restroom or kitchen door on the inside.

It's official. Carl is now more famous than Gregg.

1,876 views; 50* Likes, 105 Dislikes.

Chipperson Podacast 023: 21,915 views; 740 likes, 20 dislikes.

* What a suspiciously round number; almost like he paid for a 50-pack of "likes".

Good idea, have a talk show where people have food in their mouth the whole time. What a pleasure to listen to.

The way that wetback eats food is infuriating. Fucking third world pig