In Theatres Now

46  2017-09-11 by porsalin

14 comments

"Did you know that I'm Italian, Georgie?"

"I'll do a gig from ya sewer for twenny bucks"

You know the story of Pagliacci, Nedda?

"They sink. All of my jokes sink..."

Wanna balloon? Venmo me 2 bucks.

Am i doing it right?

You forgot the S and the H in front of "it".

Everyone stinks down here.

Tsss more like SHIT er sumthin'.

Down here we all bomb

Do you like adderall Georgie? There's aderall, ambien and gabagool down here.

I think the idea of the sad clown was invented by a regular clown, who wanted to seem mysterious

He's a JJJJJEEEEEEW......

"You guys change subjects too much, I have ADD so I cant keep up." ADD should allow you to keep up? "I take a lot of MEDS"

"He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he hears the bad jokes."