Joe prides himself on hating minorities, the "court case" is pretty much about that. But... he's appearing on a program that's mostly watched by minorities. The other segment on the show is even 2 old black women.
I really hope the "controversial" line as a teaser is in reference to there being truth to the child spit rumors. This tyrannical turd needs to be flushed once and for all.....
but because he got some pocket change on the verdict because his suit had technical merit, he considers it "win" even though he comes off looking like a piece of garbage.
I wonder how Bono feels about cover bands getting publicity like this... perhaps U2s management should be made aware...
Do you really think one of the biggest bands in the world is going to give a shit about 4 fat 60 year olds that play in library parking lots in front of 8 people?
small claims, always non criminal. basically filed cases on record are gone through by the production company and offer to settle this out of court for both parties and still pretend like its real court.
There are way too many different shows and each have different offers but if you lose the claim and are told to pay (up to 5k$) the show pays it on your behalf.
Good for someone so broke they get an allowance from their sibling and also good for the other party who knows you cant get blood from a stone.
She's a retired judge. She's only a "judge" for TV now. Technically she's only an arbiter, and an actress. Losers like Joe Cumia who want to be on TV audition their cases to appear these court shows, and if the producers decide there's enough entertainment value they will pay losers like Joe Cumia a fee to appear and will pay up to $5,000 to whomever is deemed the winner of the case.
The saddest part isnt even that he did this show to have them pay any potential settlement for him (and with his allowance from little brother thinning, is needed) it's that he probably thinks of this as exposure for his cover band career.
What's the over/under on him forcing a reference to him playing pretend as U2 or Hendrix?
The saddest part isnt even that he did this show to have them pay any potential settlement for him (and with his allowance from little brother thinning, is needed) it's that he probably thinks of this as exposure for his cover band career.
I'm 90% sure after this filmed he was bragging like crazy on Facebook about how he "showed that snowflake who's boss!". Fucking guy seriously thought he humiliated the guy and came off looking amazing.
I would have to say Joe is more pathetic if O&A never existed. He'd be on wellfare with a drug problem and trying to bum ciggies/weed from Ant all the time.
Opie would have a run of a mill career, but terrible at his office job. All his coworkers would hate him but he'd think they were all his buddies. The office banned holiday parties because Opie took it too far one time after having 2 citrus IPA's.
No fucking way he would be in an office. He the dope in the shipping department that files an insurance claim because he was fucking around on a pallet jack and broke his ankle/wrist.
Hmm, wasn't Joe's account of the taping that he walked in, got a clear victory, and maintained his dignity? Judging from the preview, they decided the juiciest 1.5 seconds was the judge calling his character "abysmal" on national, syndicated TV. Jesus, Joe. You're fucking retarded.
Let's not pretend Peoples Court is some big career destroying venue like 60 minutes. It's basically only watched by stay at home moms and stay at home minorities.
And Joe didn't have any big of dignity or career to begin with.
Every time he books a gig from now on, some asshole from this sub will send clips from the show of him being berated for being a racist asshole & suing a venue owner for not wanting Antifa kicking in his windows.
Remember to mark those videos "private", so Bro Joe can't find them in advance.
to think this was actually created by someone in this sub too. amazing times. someone should dig up his old post about getting this gig cancelled and suck his dick or something.
Anyone with a drop of intelligence would be embarrassed to be on a show like that, especially considering its over "hate speech". This fucking absolute moron is proud he was on there.
Something tells me that Joe is not going to be portrayed as the badass hero of the people like he implied in his celebratory Facebook post a couple of months ago when they taped this shit.
The reality TV vultures probably edited it to make him look even more retarded than he already is. Can't wait to see this.
If anyone is interested, I noticed a billboard by the Meadowlands today.. Apparently both of Joe's Guitar Hero groups are playing at the track in a month.. Oh no, whatever you do, don't bring this promo to the promoter's attention..
And today I upped my game by explaining to my professional coworker what a "child shit enthusiast" was and why he was on People's Court. They think I've completely lost it now ...
96 comments
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-09-10
Bro Joe does look like a low rent skinhead nazi, doesn't he?
1 hSUitMSi 2017-09-10
he has the stereotypical raised eyebrows look that every piece of trash gives when talking to someone they perceive as an authority figure
1 Broken-Flowers 2017-09-10
i think that muuug looks all bald n shiznit cuuuzz!!
1 TARE_ME 2017-09-10
I dunno, whenever I went to court with my friends they always insisted on a Skrewdriver shirt and DKNY blazer.
1 all_copacetic 2017-09-10
Trash.
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-10
Joe prides himself on hating minorities, the "court case" is pretty much about that. But... he's appearing on a program that's mostly watched by minorities. The other segment on the show is even 2 old black women.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-09-10
You don't think wearing a blazer over his t-shirt fooled everyone?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-09-10
NNNOOOOOOOOO
1 APurpleSuit 2017-09-10
Question is, camo pants or camo shorts?
1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2017-09-10
I hope camera catches Joes smelling his armpits walking up to talk
1 jokespot 2017-09-10
It's a Cumio thing.
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-09-10
I really hope the "controversial" line as a teaser is in reference to there being truth to the child spit rumors. This tyrannical turd needs to be flushed once and for all.....
1 DryTeeth 2017-09-10
I imagine they rule in his favor, right? He's been promoting the show like his next olive garden gig.
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-10
You'll just have to tune in and find out like the rest of us fans.
1 HudsonMargera 2017-09-10
Yeah, he wins but Judge Milian goes all SJW on him.
1 telemecanique 2017-09-10
probably, no one doubted he was right and had a contract, but that's not at all the point even though he seems to think it is.
1 vichenleyssister 2017-09-10
read those comments mr.cumia
1 lemskroob 2017-09-10
but because he got some pocket change on the verdict because his suit had technical merit, he considers it "win" even though he comes off looking like a piece of garbage.
I wonder how Bono feels about cover bands getting publicity like this... perhaps U2s management should be made aware...
1 leedsjr 2017-09-10
Do you really think one of the biggest bands in the world is going to give a shit about 4 fat 60 year olds that play in library parking lots in front of 8 people?
1 MarvFromDieHard 2017-09-10
America you need to explain some of this to me, a non US-citizen. Start with how court cases are broadcast on tv please.
1 WilliamTellAll 2017-09-10
small claims, always non criminal. basically filed cases on record are gone through by the production company and offer to settle this out of court for both parties and still pretend like its real court.
There are way too many different shows and each have different offers but if you lose the claim and are told to pay (up to 5k$) the show pays it on your behalf.
Good for someone so broke they get an allowance from their sibling and also good for the other party who knows you cant get blood from a stone.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-09-10
It's not a real court. The two sides agree to let the "judge" act as an arbiter for some petty disagreement they have.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-10
Yes, and the show covers whatever the judgement is.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-09-10
She's a retired judge. She's only a "judge" for TV now. Technically she's only an arbiter, and an actress. Losers like Joe Cumia who want to be on TV audition their cases to appear these court shows, and if the producers decide there's enough entertainment value they will pay losers like Joe Cumia a fee to appear and will pay up to $5,000 to whomever is deemed the winner of the case.
1 F_F_III 2017-09-10
Everyone that appears on the show gets money either way. That's what they don't tell you.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-10
No, go read a book about it yourself.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-10
Nigger
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-10
Yea baby, now call me that when I'm about to cum.
1 WilliamTellAll 2017-09-10
The saddest part isnt even that he did this show to have them pay any potential settlement for him (and with his allowance from little brother thinning, is needed) it's that he probably thinks of this as exposure for his cover band career.
What's the over/under on him forcing a reference to him playing pretend as U2 or Hendrix?
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-09-10
Doubt it.
For the target audience of the People's Court, you would have to include a tutorial about what a Hendrix or U2 is.
I participate in an un-ironic stage show where I pretend for 2 hours, to be the black guitar player that played Woodstock in '69.
Unless it's that, I'm not interested.
1 WilliamTellAll 2017-09-10
you are trying to apply the use of logic and assuming BroJoe would have the ability to also do so.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-09-10
If there's one thing bookers and club owners like, it's a cover band that causes very public problems.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-09-10
I'm 90% sure after this filmed he was bragging like crazy on Facebook about how he "showed that snowflake who's boss!". Fucking guy seriously thought he humiliated the guy and came off looking amazing.
1 vansmack74 2017-09-10
Joe looks like a skin-headed Vince Russo
1 tunisianknifer 2017-09-10
Who is more pathetic Bro Joe or Brothaman Opie?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-09-10
Joe
1 dmix 2017-09-10
No question, if I could guillotine one person from the O&A universe id pick Joe every time
At least Opie provides employment to people in Vietnam. Joe has contributed less to society than your average hood rat.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-09-10
Cheap crack keeps the population down.
1 dmix 2017-09-10
What do they fall and trip, breaking their necks or sumthin?
1 zersch 2017-09-10
Joe, hands down. No contest.
Opie was terrible at his job, but he had one.
1 TacoTrots 2017-09-10
I wanna say Opie because he "worked" for a living, but then I immediately ask myself "DID HE?"
Since Joe does at least have some talent, while Opie has absolutely none, I guess I he Opester is more pathetic.
1 camaro69 2017-09-10
I would have to say Joe is more pathetic if O&A never existed. He'd be on wellfare with a drug problem and trying to bum ciggies/weed from Ant all the time.
Opie would have a run of a mill career, but terrible at his office job. All his coworkers would hate him but he'd think they were all his buddies. The office banned holiday parties because Opie took it too far one time after having 2 citrus IPA's.
1 Skip4play 2017-09-10
No fucking way he would be in an office. He the dope in the shipping department that files an insurance claim because he was fucking around on a pallet jack and broke his ankle/wrist.
1 fyisah 2017-09-10
Have to say Joe is more pathetic. But Opie has caused more damage by infecting hours of would have been good radio with his awfulness.
1 rickygri 2017-09-10
Wtf is that actually real? I thought it was a bit
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-10
It's surprisingly easy to get on shows like these.
1 dmix 2017-09-10
There's only so many people pathetic enough to air their dirty business in public on TV and willing to be berrated by a pretend Judge character
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-10
I'm the judge
1 satsamsit 2017-09-10
Hmm, wasn't Joe's account of the taping that he walked in, got a clear victory, and maintained his dignity? Judging from the preview, they decided the juiciest 1.5 seconds was the judge calling his character "abysmal" on national, syndicated TV. Jesus, Joe. You're fucking retarded.
1 dmix 2017-09-10
Let's not pretend Peoples Court is some big career destroying venue like 60 minutes. It's basically only watched by stay at home moms and stay at home minorities.
And Joe didn't have any big of dignity or career to begin with.
1 kgt5003 2017-09-10
It is, by far and without a doubt, the biggest audience that'll ever see Joe.
1 crookedmile 2017-09-10
Its watched by niggers.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-09-10
and since those dont count as people..
1 Jungies 2017-09-10
Every time he books a gig from now on, some asshole from this sub will send clips from the show of him being berated for being a racist asshole & suing a venue owner for not wanting Antifa kicking in his windows.
Remember to mark those videos "private", so Bro Joe can't find them in advance.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-09-10
Pssst... http://usa-eventer.com/images/covers/united-states/2u-almost-journey-at-meadowlands-victory-bar-9476.jpg
1 WilliamTellAll 2017-09-10
The Contact Us page on that website listed above
1 whatisthishere 2017-09-10
He could be made to look like real trash, but still win, because they had a contract.
1 uralldiseased 2017-09-10
to think this was actually created by someone in this sub too. amazing times. someone should dig up his old post about getting this gig cancelled and suck his dick or something.
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-09-10
He may be a piece of shit that gathers children's saliva but you gotta admit, he looks pretty badass.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-09-10
I hope you die.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-10
Die kike
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-09-10
I'm actually shocked you thought I was serious. I'll just take the L as well as my own life though.
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-10
When is this airing?
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-09-10
The 14th I think.
1 braunheiser 2017-09-10
Is this because of the gigs people cancelled during the Brother Joe vs. reddit thing?
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-09-10
This sub doesn't effect their lives.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-09-10
Nor will it!
1 Christopher_Barton 2017-09-10
Didn't this subreddit essentially make this trash magic happen?
1 K1bbler 2017-09-10
We don't have any effect on their lives.
1 KillaKuhn 2017-09-10
Yes, by your's truly
1 uralldiseased 2017-09-10
I remember some people trashing you for it too. I would like to personally thank you for your service.
1 lemskroob 2017-09-10
its the one legit thing this sub can take full credit for.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-09-10
Anyone with a drop of intelligence would be embarrassed to be on a show like that, especially considering its over "hate speech". This fucking absolute moron is proud he was on there.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-09-10
Something tells me that Joe is not going to be portrayed as the badass hero of the people like he implied in his celebratory Facebook post a couple of months ago when they taped this shit.
The reality TV vultures probably edited it to make him look even more retarded than he already is. Can't wait to see this.
1 rottenseed 2017-09-10
Do you think U2 will be brought up? Do you think they'll be happy about it?
1 Belchides 2017-09-10
Saliva Bloody Saliva is a good 2U song.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-10
Tool-U dvv dvv
1 enzo_trash 2017-09-10
The comments might be referring to this sub
would be cool
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-09-10
Judge Milian nudes get my dick rock hard. She really kept it together for a middle-aged woman.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-10
Link?
1 Psych555 2017-09-10
https://jeniesgiovanni.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/judge587972111_marilynmiliantopless1_122_388lo.jpg
1 ImIndignant 2017-09-10
She's into pole-vaulting too. I like athletic girls. http://starnips.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/0e06TheNipSlipBig715.jpg
1 age_of_cage 2017-09-10
Jeff Daniels has a nice pair.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-10
I must see this. Don't let me down, youtube.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-10
Joe cumia is human garbage.
1 vichenleyssister 2017-09-10
OH MY GOD, what an absolute idiot. this is too prefect
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-10
This is my prefect.
1 cbanks420lol 2017-09-10
This sub keeps on giving.
1 HudsonMargera 2017-09-10
....and it's once again time for this gem.
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/79953555.html
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-09-10
If anyone is interested, I noticed a billboard by the Meadowlands today.. Apparently both of Joe's Guitar Hero groups are playing at the track in a month.. Oh no, whatever you do, don't bring this promo to the promoter's attention..
1 PassProtect15 2017-09-10
I wonder if Brother Joe also got his billboard for pennies on the dollar.
1 Slette 2017-09-10
I should have read more closely... you said "don't" bring it to the promoter's attention. Crap.
Thankfully this sub has no effect on their lives.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-09-10
You time stamped a 20 second video.
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-09-10
"Autistically above and beyond" should be our sub motto.
1 uralldiseased 2017-09-10
remember when you all slammed that guy who got this gig cancelled.
I think you all owe him a firm apology
1 ThePittWolf 2017-09-10
What a dork
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-10
If you want to feel like an idiot, try to explain as I just did to my SO, who Joe Cumia is and why I am recording this People's Court episode.
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-09-10
I feel like an idiot trying to figure out what "SO" stands for.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-10
Significant other
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-09-10
Of course... thanks, Osama!
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-10
And today I upped my game by explaining to my professional coworker what a "child shit enthusiast" was and why he was on People's Court. They think I've completely lost it now ...