All of your favorite Joe Matarese characters are here including Angry Off Meds Joe and Rose The Racist Italian Grandmother! Gabagoosh!

35  2017-09-10 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

31 comments

Maybe a degenerate here will download some and customize them in an manner appropriate for the O&A sub.

A Joe Matarese sound board going with awful clips of him from that Fixing Joe would also suffice.

Anthony cumia does all those same impressions.

It's easy to impersonate a wop when you are one.

And better

And free

"HE DOES THESE IMPERSONATIONS"

Where's 'Desperate gig plugger Joe'?

Everywhere

He'll be at The Brokerage in Long Island 9/15 and 9/16.

He will appear in your backyard if the price is right.

He does an impression of Florentine and I can purchase it? Wonderful.

The worst part is, it's the only good/legit impression he can do. His Tony Soprano is fucking horrendous, Andy Flowers on DiPaolo's show does a better Tony. (Andy's is terrible)

It's an accurate impression, I'll give him that.

"Oh, you're driving to a bar? Hope you're having a natural light if you're a man."

How... humiliating.

Cumias not taking my calls!

Those prices don't even make any sense. Why is a 3-pack $4.99 and the entire collection is triple that even though there are only 8 voice options total? You owe us one voice Joe! Unless Rocky, Mickey and Paulie are seperate, in which case it's a fantastic deal.

For $14.99 Joe wil drive up to 3 hours to wherever you live and allow you to record a 9th voice of your choice with your phone.

hey turn left it's only 100 yards to my gig. No not right, i'm dyin here driver... please I can't feed my kids!

Boy, that was alot funnier when I did it

Shut up nigger, no one cares

u/UhLookHereMan faggotfaggotfaggotfaggot

Well that was uncalled for.

Kys

okay redbar

^ fag

:D:D:D

Let a friendly voice guide your way... mine

What an awful sentence

Shouldn't their be a price drop the move voices you buy?

Also, I wonder if any of these would be great audio drops for someone's radio show/podcast

Aren't these all characters that Bobo developed for the show?

To start a package deal should not be more expensive then just buying the cheapest deal multiple times. Fucking moron.

"Joe matarese - as himself" What a fucking faggot. Imagine the look on his wife's face when he ran into the room with that fucking thing printed out thinking he's struck gold

It's easy to impersonate a wop when you are one.

And better

"HE DOES THESE IMPERSONATIONS"