How fucking delusional do you have to be to do something for twenty five years without any success and not realize that you are just not going to make it work. The market has spoken Joe and it says "fuck you".
at least his kid bends correctly for wiping, unlike LouisCK making his kids face him & grab the back of his knees, while locked in the bathroom with him (all confirmed on O&A).
*"hey being a stay at home dads harder than ya think, boy i tell ya that breast feeding, they should really tell ya thats for the mothers only!
Yeah im 50 I got 2 kids, I be like 'hey baby over there! whyont you shup up, capice!!!!' I swear to Mary my kid he says... 'whyont YOU shuddap... capice!!!!'
Hey I think youses guyes is playing hardball deliberately on the joe matarese come on!*"
It would be great if after he was done, they tried to drag him off the stage with one of those big long hooks from the old days. Except instead of getting it around his neck, it missed and dragged him by the eye socket or ear canal instead.
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1 turnthemaround 2017-09-10
America's Got Talent? How about Comedians Got Adderall?
1 crookedmile 2017-09-10
And what's the deal with Adderall? Couldn't they just Sumthemup? That's my time here folks, you've been great.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-09-10
１００％ ｉｔａｌｉａｎ
1 hunglikebartsimpson 2017-09-10
You know hoohoo saying he's really good just deals the deal on how awful he actually is too..
1 Bobby_Newpooort 2017-09-10
Deals the deal, huh?
1 hunglikebartsimpson 2017-09-10
Fake news.
1 Bobby_Newpooort 2017-09-10
Clever girl...
1 Kurt_Love 2017-09-10
If only he had Joshua Taylor Thomas' dateline bit back then
1 McGowan9 2017-09-10
His lack of shame at his failure is the most pathetic part.
1 porsalin 2017-09-10
"Please Howard I'm beggin ya. Twenny bucks' all I need"
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1 Fightingrooster 2017-09-10
GABAGOOSH
1 TungstenShit 2017-09-10
uhuru
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-09-10
How fucking delusional do you have to be to do something for twenty five years without any success and not realize that you are just not going to make it work. The market has spoken Joe and it says "fuck you".
1 crookedmile 2017-09-10
This works for both Joe Matarese and Brother Joe. Nice combo.
1 Joe_Cumia 2017-09-10
In two of the most successful tribute bands in the COUNTRY, libtard
1 turdthief2 2017-09-10
"Hey, what did God say when he made the..."
1 porsalin 2017-09-10
"Why were so many killed in vietnam?"
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-10
Me getting ass raped by a pack of 7 Mile Bloods is less gay than this.
1 KangolVos 2017-09-10
Those guys are really mean and scary. There is no shame.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-10
Well, it hasn't quite happened yet. I'll let you know sir.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-09-10
Just remember, you are never to blame. Although I'm sure you'll just be begging for it.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-10
It's not gay if he's reading a Playboy while they're fucking him.
1 Taureg01 2017-09-10
I love that the show set him up for such a hard failure on his 2nd appearance, it was great.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-10
He's been doing stand up for 25 years? You would think he might have learned something at this point
1 cardaderdention 2017-09-10
You can't fix stupid.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-10
He's been a comedian for 25 years, and hasn't told a single joke. It's kind of impressive.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-10
Oh my God is fucking awful
1 JesusHDice 2017-09-10
"No matter how bad a comedy gig goes..."
1 Toss__Pot 2017-09-10
at least his kid bends correctly for wiping, unlike LouisCK making his kids face him & grab the back of his knees, while locked in the bathroom with him (all confirmed on O&A).
I hate them both
1 CoolerKing37 2017-09-10
"I've toured all over the country, all over the world."
*Shows picture of Joe performing at the Stress Factory in NJ and the Comedy Cellar in NY. What are world traveler you are, Joe.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-09-10
Wait. That is his "hot wife" that he's always bragging about? She looks like Karen Carpenter. Today.
1 Broken-Flowers 2017-09-10
*"hey being a stay at home dads harder than ya think, boy i tell ya that breast feeding, they should really tell ya thats for the mothers only!
Yeah im 50 I got 2 kids, I be like 'hey baby over there! whyont you shup up, capice!!!!' I swear to Mary my kid he says... 'whyont YOU shuddap... capice!!!!'
Hey I think youses guyes is playing hardball deliberately on the joe matarese come on!*"
1 MiserableKing 2017-09-10
Isn't his wife a doctor? Or did I imagine that?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-10
Those commenters are fags
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-09-10
It would be great if after he was done, they tried to drag him off the stage with one of those big long hooks from the old days. Except instead of getting it around his neck, it missed and dragged him by the eye socket or ear canal instead.
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-09-10
"I don't want to go home and look my kids in the eye and say daddy didn't do well today, daddy lost."
Kids need a routine though Joe. You shouldn't all of a sudden switch things up and make it completely different from every other day.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-09-10
he's not very good
1 segasarnold 2017-09-10
I like how 25 year Pro Comedian Joe Matarese complains to the judges for being hard on him.
1 Monotoned 2017-09-10
car crash
1 RacistPigeon 2017-09-10
I'm so glad I've never heard this guy's voice.
1 JespyZero 2017-09-10
You want to hate, watch this... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tT1H-3L86jo
1 JespyZero 2017-09-10
"I've done every gig there is to do, but I can't support my family"
1 RatherPleasent 2017-09-10
If only Pat Cooper was a judge, he's lecture him on having no dignity for two hours.
1 ThePittWolf 2017-09-10
He is poor at comedy.
1 cardaderdention 2017-09-10
You can't fix stupid.