He did a live episode of his podcast featuring Artie, Ant, and Jimmy, and was a prissy bitch throughout it because they had the audacity to make jokes and entertain the crowd, while he wanted them to be serious and do the faggot "sad clown" shit. Clearly hurt, he started to try to get one over on the guys by bragging that he has a rich wife. It went as viral as anything this dead show has produced in the last 5 years, and he had it pulled from YouTube because of how bad he looked.
THEN he got drunk on Periscope and reminded us how much all us jealous haters wish we had a rich wife.
THEN he released a video addressing his millions of fans, saying he probably won't go on AA because he feels like something's missing from the show and that the hosts can't slow down and not be funny.
Throw in murmurings that he basically wants to be a comic because he uses his shows to fuck dumb impressionable girls, and you've got a portrait of a self-important hack. He's not funny, but if you stand on a stage, impressionable whores will laugh. These same whores he commits adultery with are feeding his delusional belief that he is a funny guy.
Opie-levels of self-awareness, without the 20 year, multimillion dollar career. He's someone to use as a cautionary example if you have a younger sibling who still thinks they're gonna "make it big one day". He's truly pathetic, yet even after a redditor falsely booked him for a gig in a living room for $150, you can never feel bad for the guy because he immediately comes out and tries to convince after 3 episodes of AA, he was right alllllll along and they just can't be "real" and show their "emotions."
He wants to skip the "being funny" part of being a comedian, and jump right to the "doing obnoxious, masturbatory dramas". I feel for his poor wife. She bankrolls his hobby, and... ugh. He should really be disgusted with himself, she doesn't deserve it.
He ended up putting just the audio up, stating that whoever put the video online was stealing his property, and if you want to watch it you have to pay for it. What a tool.
7 comments
1 GWARscientist 2017-09-09
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/5lyfs9/fixing_joe_with_anthony_cumia_jim_norton_and/
1 robocopsboner 2017-09-09
He did a live episode of his podcast featuring Artie, Ant, and Jimmy, and was a prissy bitch throughout it because they had the audacity to make jokes and entertain the crowd, while he wanted them to be serious and do the faggot "sad clown" shit. Clearly hurt, he started to try to get one over on the guys by bragging that he has a rich wife. It went as viral as anything this dead show has produced in the last 5 years, and he had it pulled from YouTube because of how bad he looked.
THEN he got drunk on Periscope and reminded us how much all us jealous haters wish we had a rich wife.
THEN he released a video addressing his millions of fans, saying he probably won't go on AA because he feels like something's missing from the show and that the hosts can't slow down and not be funny.
Throw in murmurings that he basically wants to be a comic because he uses his shows to fuck dumb impressionable girls, and you've got a portrait of a self-important hack. He's not funny, but if you stand on a stage, impressionable whores will laugh. These same whores he commits adultery with are feeding his delusional belief that he is a funny guy.
Opie-levels of self-awareness, without the 20 year, multimillion dollar career. He's someone to use as a cautionary example if you have a younger sibling who still thinks they're gonna "make it big one day". He's truly pathetic, yet even after a redditor falsely booked him for a gig in a living room for $150, you can never feel bad for the guy because he immediately comes out and tries to convince after 3 episodes of AA, he was right alllllll along and they just can't be "real" and show their "emotions."
He wants to skip the "being funny" part of being a comedian, and jump right to the "doing obnoxious, masturbatory dramas". I feel for his poor wife. She bankrolls his hobby, and... ugh. He should really be disgusted with himself, she doesn't deserve it.
1 NickDutchNinja 2017-09-09
Wasn't he asking for money for that podcast with Artie, Ant, en Jim and not the one who put it up on YT for free in the first place?
1 robocopsboner 2017-09-09
He ended up putting just the audio up, stating that whoever put the video online was stealing his property, and if you want to watch it you have to pay for it. What a tool.
1 JesusHDice 2017-09-09
when he tried to join the proud boys
1 jakdak 2017-09-09
Red Bar sock puppets.
1 Billyassman 2017-09-09
He's a fucking whiner.wha wha......Oh,I fotrgot,he's also a unfunny faggot.