Large Breasted Man Finally Admits to Poor Decision Making

95  2017-09-09 by EnigmaticTortoise

64 comments

Yep. Strategic error, not total lack of interest by any station, is why Opie is still jobless.

He clearly chose to be an unemployed lump for an entire summer because he needed some time off after getting fired from his job of hanging out with his paid friends for 3 hours a day.

Seriously, what a fucking dummy. All he had to do is promote himself after getting fired and ride that wave of minor relevance like Anthony did but he is so arrogant that he believes that he doesn't even need promotion. There's hundreds of podcasts out there that have over 100,000 viewers, at least one of them would let Opie on to talk about his firing from SXM. Instead he wasted a week traveling to Rochester to do some irrelevant local morning show and dodged talking about the firing at all costs.

Now half of his already minuscule fan base has already moved on and found better shows and his paid friends are tired of waiting around and found better ventures.

Yeah he couldn't go hang out with his friends and help his career at the same time, he was too busy sitting on the overcast beach alone.

The hubris of Tits thinking he's was "radio talent" cost him all the "heat", or in his case, "warmth" that he had built up in the past 20+ years to completely cool and now he has even less leverage.

He made the strategic error of not being interesting, talented, or easy to work with.

Sounds like you wanna play! You wanna go? You wanna go? Huh? I'm gonna keep saying it until Ant or Jim jumps in to defend me.......guys?....oh, right...

Y-you wanna suck 'em?

Did I miss his big announcement that he was going to make yesterday?

I'm assuming some station told him "we'll get back to you by Friday" and he took it the wrong way

Opie has a bigger problem keeping is mouth shut on unsigned deals than Keith

Chip is the product of Opie and Bobo butt fucking.

Futt bucking, please.

Keep it PFG, brotha man.

Yes, he'll be on Race Wars this week.

Lmao those retards are still doing the podcast

His first Strategic error was filming Roland taking a shit

Roland will regret crying soon when he's following Nagel out the door for overpaid support staff that are no longer viable at Sirius.

I prefer voluptuous boobed man.

25 years in the business and he still needs random truckers and Best Buy employees to point out that he's been doing the exact opposite of what he should have for the past two months.

300 lb fatsos with goatees from Ohio

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Enough British faggots on this sub.

now tell me how many stone that is, & we'll be cool

21.4 stone my good friend.

Bloody 'ell!

Kill yourself nigger

yea, whats with the goatees. every midwesterner trucker asshole sports them

It's the generic base model for middle aged midwestern white guy. Beer gut, goatee, Oakley shades, camo baseball hat and an unnecessary pickup truck.

I'm in Michigan and you described the local Speedway with chilling accuracy.

I too am in Michigan. Speedways are crawling with unhealthy fat guys with goatees getting roller grill Taquitos and Red Bull for another day at the construction site.

When I lived in shithole Jackson they opened the Speedway Cafe and people lined up like it was a fucking exclusive 5 star restaurant.

You can milk anything with nipples

correct! I just milked the neigbours cat for a cup of coffee, tastes great!

... weird 'cus it's a male cat

He's a math wizard. He could have been a scientist. An engineer. A captain of industry. He doesn't make mistakes.

Don't forget model

dont forget he could have been a model aswell

none of us could forget that "V"

A governor! A Navy Seeeaallll

A FIGHTER

I clicked that, and now I want a genocide for every Asian on planet Earth.

I take lots of time off in the summer too. Two or three Fridays, maybe even a Monday, and go to the beach. Other than that, I'm down at the job site with my container of coffee.

And you're a happy camper. We could all learn a thing or two from this regular joe.

Opie is a dud on podcasts. He's too self-conscious to share anything real about his life (or any real opinions). All he wants to do is make himself superior to the host & staff or talk about trivial shit like YouTube videos or reality tv shows

At this point, it's much worse than that. When he had a radio show, genuinely funny people had to come in and pretend he was also funny just so he would help them sell some tickets at the Boise Chucklehut. Without a radio show? No one of any talent is going to want to have anything to do with him.

That being said, I hope he does try to podcast; he won't be able to hide the pathetic download numbers, which will publically confirm what life has been telling him since he unhitched his trailer to funny people: Everyone hates him, and he is completely talentless.

All Opie really has is an idea of superiority. That's why he takes credit for everything (he is the "genius" the discovered everyone else so everyone owes him in his mind). There's no such thing as Humble Opie.

I'd listen if he opens up about his impending divorce.

100% confirmed: the large breasted man referenced in the title of this article is Gregg "Opie" Hughes.

I for one would have loved to hear it.

Well at least he's right about being the one.

Time to start that modeling career; I hear Victoria's Secret is hiring.

He still has to call it "a strategic error" - fuck, his stupidity is infuriating.

Tits has gotten accustomed to showing up, wasting time and getting paid for his low-effort input. Starting a podcast requires dedication and time because you're competing against thousands of other, more polished podcasts who have had years to perfect their setups and grow an audience. You need audio engineer or someone competent, a tech guy, a marketing person, cross-promotion, and a dozen of other things which could be full-time committments.

This deluded douche believes he can turn on a mic in his bedroom, hit upload and people will flock to it by the thousands.

Outside of his moronic tshirt website, Opie never started a business or anything of value. It's so enjoyable seeing this cunt finally face reality.

"You need audio engineer or someone competent, a tech guy, a marketing person, cross-promotion, and a dozen of other things which could be full-time committments."

tell that to Brain Gilgore

This is so true. To do a successful podcast means Opie would have to take on the responsibility of dozens of things SiriusXM just took care of as a matter of course running a media outlet. Tits is way too lazy and stupid to do all these things himself, or hire others to do it for him. Opie is one of the last 'radio' guys who caught the wave at the tail end and made a fortune before the medium died and podcasts took over. He should be grateful and exit the stage with some dignity. And at least give Anthony credit, whether or not Compound media succeeds or not, he took it on and made something happen. Something Tits isn't capable of in the slightest degree.

Totally. He couldn't buy a podcast set up from Best Buy for $500 and do 60-90 minutes one day a week & throw it on iTunes for free, because he's "taking time off." Smart move, dummy.

How is being lazy a strategic anything?

From the Hillary Clinton School of Owning Up To Things.

My career had been gradually going down the tubes for half a decade. I've just been fired, disgraced, and humiliated. The calendar says July, so it's time to fuck off for two months. I'm still a legend, and the time away until my next gig will make the impact of my return within popular culture all the more thunderous. Those boxes my wife keeps amassing are for some kind of art project, and won't soon be used to contain and transport all of her belongings back to Philly.

He knows deep down he doesn't have it him to do this.

Opie should go on the Chippers podacast. That would bring the O&A universe full circle. Herd wat I said?

who the fuck wants to hear from him anyway? His tweets get 3 likes and no retweets. FB live is the best platform for his garbage.

Honestly does he need the money?

Why not just do a podcast and have fun with it and call it a fucking day. Mr. I have fuck you money seems to be a little worried.

massive monthly nut + wife in her 30s who's become accustomed to the good life + two kids to raise = he's eventually going to need a job, or he's going to have to downsize.

I highly doubt Tits has Philly burbs FU money, never mind NYC FU money.

Let me run the adjust the self awareness dial from "gregg 'opie' hughes" to "regular person" and see what we get:

"Might have been an error" --> "OH JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST I FUCKED MYSELF SO HARD OH SHIT"

Let me adjust the self awareness dial from "gregg 'opie' hughes" to "regular person" and see what we get:

"Might have been an error" --> "OH JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST I FUCKED MYSELF SO HARD OH SHIT"

Another lie.

300 lb ≈ 140 kg

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yea, whats with the goatees. every midwesterner trucker asshole sports them

Opie has a bigger problem keeping is mouth shut on unsigned deals than Keith