Sam Roberts acts like someone who recently read a self-help book about confidence
47 2017-09-09 by obamabeblacknshiet
He's so uncomfortable in his own skin that it's laughable. The slouching back on his chair (posture), attacking other comics (asserting dominance), nervous laughter (acting nonchalant), etc. This "cool guy broadcaster" gimmick of his is completely unnatural and can only be remedied with repeated dosages of semen in his rectum.
And before anyone says I'm projecting, I am as I've read these shit books before.
19 comments
1 jim_thoms 2017-09-09
Absolutely. Little cunt practically had no business making fun of anybody. And whenever he did, he almost always went at it from the angle that the person in question thought they were superior to and smarter than those around them... and was so sure this is how these people thought. Kinda gives you an idea of how his own mind works.
Like fine, be a dork if that's what you are. But don't have this attitude that you're wiser, wittier and smarter than anyone around you. Especially when you're someone who's so fucking ignorant on 99% of topics and have less life experience in your mid 30's than the average person does when they're a teenager.
He truly is Opie jr.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-09-09
He made fun of dbag for not knowing the popular film line of "I'm Julius Caesar" "no, I'm Julius Caesar" He's really retarded and hate worthy.
1 867-5309- 2017-09-09
If the show had to replay every time that Sam said an incorrect word, mispronounced a word or was completely wrong (like Sam does to Vos) it would take up the entire show every fucking day.
1 Cvnnvbiswerks 2017-09-09
It seems like this behavior is familiar to you. Maybe you're projecting a bit?
1 Broken-Flowers 2017-09-09
yeh like a fuken movie projecta!!! like fuken scarface, say hello to my lil chippy mothafujer!!!! dvv dvv DDVVV DVVV DVVV!!!!
1 ThaChippa 2017-09-09
Talk at me pal.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-09
Can someone suggest one that's easy to read
1 lemonmattress 2017-09-09
"Ain't No Hope For You, Stupid" by Patrice O'Neal is a riveting experience
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-09
Do you also suggest the better than you documentary
1 Toss__Pot 2017-09-09
... you putting a picture on a wall or summet
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-09
Summet? What about the base?
Autocorrect is your reward from the chippah
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-09
Can someone suggest one that's easy to read
1 Havasuracing 2017-09-09
Mein kamph
1 DemonDeity 2017-09-09
It's almost like he was groomed for years by someone with the same "qualities"...
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-09
Lil' bit lil' bit
1 lemonmattress 2017-09-09
Sam is just a younger version of Opie
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-09-09
So after reading these books, you found out that ''repeated dosages of semen in [your] rectum'' is the remedy that worked for you?
ME: I go deep with the self-projection...
1 867-5309- 2017-09-09
Sam "Opie" Roberts is a highly delusional individual who genuinely believes that he is: funny, entertaining, interesting, intelligent, attractive enough to be on visual media and a celebrity.
These delusions are consistently reinforced by two individuals: his mommy and Travis Tefft. When Sam attempts to be funny or does an impression, it is usually received with silence and the sound of Sam's dolphin-like laugh, however occasionally the cackling laugh of Travis Tefft can be heard (if he's done it once, it's one time too many).
Sam is simply a highly delusional individual who has two enablers in his life. That is all.
1 Thelonius16 2017-09-09
I don't know what you mean by "other comics." I think you have the wrong word there.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-09
How to win friends and influence people. All I know about that book is that people who overuse your name, has read it.
1 Broken-Flowers 2017-09-09
yeh like a fuken movie projecta!!! like fuken scarface, say hello to my lil chippy mothafujer!!!! dvv dvv DDVVV DVVV DVVV!!!!