Where is Opie's BIG announcement? It's #Friday

47  2017-09-08 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

46 comments

Oh, that's right. He was lying again.

Fawkin piece of shit

He just posted his big announcement. There's a hurricane in Florida or somethin

it's not his #SuperBowlPick ?

im not loyig owlroight

Confirmed 100% to be a lying sack of shit.

I'm hoping this announcement is made via a 911 call from a suspiciously happy woman.

Spoiler alert: Pop up show at chipotle with a fat cuban hack

Once again, he was trying to steal eRock's announcement that he was made obsolete.

He filled in for Carton this morning on WFAN, it was actually pretty good. He really meshed with Boomer. I'm surprised no one posted the audio yet.

sHEddEp

ApRal fAhlssss.

It's up his Ass, with the rest of the Shit.

He is 100% correct. Opie's ass IS filled with shit.

There'll be a countdown in Time Square. Show up wearing nothing so we can recognise each other!

What about the females that will show up? Haha. Jk!

Opie seems to be following the Trump ploy of "making an announcement in two weeks." But instead of two weeks he says two days because he's very dumb and doesn't realize that ploy works because people tend to forget about vague announcements after a week or two.

Opie crying Shitwolf again

This is why his stupidity is so enraging. He thinks he's trolling us with these fake announcements while completely not realizing that the reason we get riled up is because we all know he has no options and is pathetic. He's pretending to point and laugh at us even though we all see him turn around and wipe his tears on his blouse. Now THAT'S the bit!

Enraging? Do you always mimic lil Jimmys phrases or just today?

You are a stupid shitdick! Who am I mimicking you cunt?

Whoa! It sounds like you really mean business!

What you need is a shotgun with a toe trigger attachment.

What about starring in an ISIS video?

Baby boy needs a snuggie-wuggie.

A word isn't a phrase

Always. Now go eat a bullet.

You're really litigious.

He must be done prepping the bull by now.

did you check the radioreport?

RaaioReport*

Tease them bro ....pop a road soda and watch the numbahs

I'm hoping the big announcement is coming from his wife's lawyer.

Hopefully he announces he has breast cancer.

He's going to finish transitioning

Was this before or after the Carton news? Could it be he really expected a call that never happened?

I think Tits thinks he's buying time with these pitiful lies, stalling until the dealmobile arrives.

AIDS cancer and he gave it to his wife and kids.

Scorch probably reassured him that the tapes were being sent out.

In other news: Scorch just signed to SiriusXM.

I sure hope he's bringing back the Jazz it up shirts!

He talked to WFAN today and they said it's not the right fit.

https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/906300264390561793

His friday announcement was an unsigned deal falling through.

They wanted pizza, he's hamburger

Starving

This is getting really REALLY pathetic. I love it.

"Got the call to come out of the bullpen" is cuckold terminology. His bull (bam magera) is allowing him to suck the cum out of his wife's vagina.

He ruins everything even when he's trolling and got us going. I'm almost convinced he was on the Radio Report ID because of how boring and idiotic the nic became after discovering people were giving it attention. He got some attention off the whole 'announcement' thing so he milks his tits for what they're worth, then just disappoints and becomes a boring old fool

pay up, motherfucker. i want my big friday surprise.

Who's opie ?

Fawkin piece of shit

He just posted his big announcement. There's a hurricane in Florida or somethin

im not loyig owlroight

Confirmed 100% to be a lying sack of shit.