Sam Roberts once went to a high-end steakhouse with Jimmy and ordered a cheese pizza
89 2017-09-07 by Single_Action_Army
What do you think all the adults were thinking when they looked at him? Beyond the usual initial reactions of disgust.
89 2017-09-07 by Single_Action_Army
What do you think all the adults were thinking when they looked at him? Beyond the usual initial reactions of disgust.
51 comments
1 fawwkyeah 2017-09-07
the socially unaware moron probably bragged about how his cheese pizza was so much better than their steaks and icky vegetables
1 Soflodude32 2017-09-07
Reveling in the irony. That vapid twat
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-07
I believe Morton ordered almonds
1 xJonjey 2017-09-07
He fawkin' got all the monds and shit fawk yeah
1 Bluesmoky 2017-09-07
I don't know why anyone would go to a grown up restaurant with that infant.
1 JMueller2012 2017-09-07
Is there audio of this? How disgusting
1 JMueller2012 2017-09-07
"Mr. Roberts…your very own…cheese pizza."
1 McGowan9 2017-09-07
If only his adventure ended like Kevin McAllister's should have...in a brutal rape and prolonged murder.
1 breadmoccasin 2017-09-07
So the filming of Home Alone rather than the actual film.
1 hookahreed 2017-09-07
https://i.imgur.com/h89Rpqk.jpg
1 boydave777 2017-09-07
*Robertson
1 McGowan9 2017-09-07
"The lady will have the poached Sea Bass, the wild mushroom risotto and a side order of steamed asparagus in a lemon butter jus. A bottle of the 2008 Sancerre to accompany it, please."
"And for Sir?"
"Chicken dinosaurs, smiley-face fries and a Mountain Dew, please."
"Get out."
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-07
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-09-07
Delicious
1 heeby_kikeberger 2017-09-07
They're the best
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-07
How fucked is that. Just grinding up animals en masse and shaping their meat into their predatorial ancestors from millions of years ago. It's like killing a Jap businessman and taxidermying him into a samurai.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-09-07
Jamie pull that shit up.
1 the_opester 2017-09-07
And ketchup. Lots of ketchup.
1 Billyassman 2017-09-07
He's not twelve.
1 the_opester 2017-09-07
That's debatable
1 suchanjv 2017-09-07
HAHAHA You just know he really wishes he could order that wherever he goes.
Sancerre - MY DUDE
1 Blackmonkfish 2017-09-07
I hope the kitchen got the Mexican dishwasher to jack off on it
1 867-5309- 2017-09-07
Where do you think Jess got the sperm to fertilize her eggs?
1 p3ckaz 2017-09-07
What high end steakhouse would have a cheese pizza on the menu? Jimmy's idea of fancy is Ruth's Chris.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-07
Ruth's Chris is lit, shitdick
1 p3ckaz 2017-09-07
Good for you if that does it for you, but it's no ones idea of a high-end steakhouse.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-09-07
It's pretty much everyone's idea, fag
1 NGJimmy 2017-09-07
I like DelFriscos.
1 p3ckaz 2017-09-07
If you're a rube who's only eaten at Outback I suppose.
1 p3ckaz 2017-09-07
It's a middle class chain, nowhere near high end.
1 TheNewFartBoxExpress 2017-09-07
Ruth's Chris in Michigan was offering discounts if Harbaugh won. Could you imagine Peter Luger's offering free bacon slices if one of the Mets hit a home run? It's the Chrysler 300MG of steakhouses.
1 the_barroom_hero 2017-09-07
Dude... fucking nailed it.
1 undersight 2017-09-07
Kids menu possibly, but yeah you're right.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-09-07
I'm sure Jimmy tweeted about the sccccccumbags at that steakhouse when they didn't over cook his steak enough.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-09-07
Scumbags tried to give him sparkling water in a glass that once had an alcoholic beverage in it.
1 FlashVirus 2017-09-07
"Who the fuck orders a steak medium rare? I wanted mine well done and the fucking scumbag chef had the nerve to say that wasn't recommended."
1 onemancrimespree 2017-09-07
He's just an irreedemible fucking failure. Always coming up short.
1 kevin121312 2017-09-07
No high end steakhouse has a cheese pizza on the menu
1 rahtin 2017-09-07
Sure they would. A margarita flatbread with none of the "icky" stuff on it, just cheese.
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2017-09-07
Kids menu
1 Billyassman 2017-09-07
The Sizzler is high end for baby boys.
1 Edsheeranz 2017-09-07
Why would they put it on the menu if they didn't want people eating it you dumb faggot?
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-07
They probably put it on the menu for children while the adults ate real food.
1 68rouge 2017-09-07
His son is already more of a man than he is.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-09-07
and also has seen Jess's puss more.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-09-07
"Why is the help eating in the dining room?"
1 SirWallaceII 2017-09-07
Sam: I will be dinning at the finest establishment in all of westchester this eve. A very fancy place where people use their middle initials.
::::::pulls up in Tonka power wheels::::::
Chuck E. Cheese: Greetings sir, your usual seat?
1 zersch 2017-09-07
I could honestly forgive Sam for just about all of his transgressions, but the fact that he hates and physically gags when eating steak is just something I can never accept. He should be dragged into the street and killed.
1 undersight 2017-09-07
If it's on the menu they probably didn't give a fuck as long as he tipped
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-09-07
There no such thing as a high end steak house
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-07
Cheese pizza? Suuuuuure.....
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-09-07
Don't worry, Sam's nutritionaless diet is a precurser to horrific cancer.
1 DryTeeth 2017-09-07
He's not what you would call 'a man'.
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-09-07
Sampie: I'd like you to fetch your finest dough and garnish it with cheese and sauce please along with a carbonated beverage. Waiter: Cheese pizza and Dr. Pepper, got it.
1 Billyassman 2017-09-07
What no fuckn chicken fingers salad.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-09-07
It's pretty much everyone's idea, fag
1 NGJimmy 2017-09-07
I like DelFriscos.
1 p3ckaz 2017-09-07
If you're a rube who's only eaten at Outback I suppose.
1 p3ckaz 2017-09-07
It's a middle class chain, nowhere near high end.