Why does Dave Smith ever bother mentioning the Smarmy Army?

28  2017-09-07 by lolercakesmcgee

He has no army to speak of. The Schnoodle Gang has more members.

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It'd rather that, than Sherrod's Twitter Army or whatever..

So you listen to Dave Smith, huh?

Legion of Skanks

You're right that makes it better

Yuck

I don't know who Red Bar, Dave Smith, Josh Robert Thompson or Brian Gilgore are at all. You faggots that keep posting shit about these irrelevant fags need to get a fucking hobby. On a serious noe though, Schnoodle Gang for life my niggas.

This is my one and only hobby. Please kill me.

respect! (I dont know those prat-faces either)

I love that Dave Smith is included in that list.

I feel the exact same way and thank you for saying it. Schnoodle gang waddup

you are making a mistake by wilfully ignoring brian gilgore.

Brian gilgore is this podcaster.

He goes on these rants youd think it was bill burr

It should be called Smarmy Platoon.

more like Smarmy fireteam.

tsss, military unit organisation yuumaaa!

Because talentless people rely on the idea of branding for success

I haaaaate people into the idea of branding or social media marketing. I have no product or service of my own, so let me bother everyone about someone else's product or service

It's for people like the Jersey Shore guys. Without talent you have to try to find another angle. People with talent just do what they do & they have a career because they are good at it

sherrodarmy

SCHNOODLE.

REPRESENT

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE, YOUR ARMY'S BEIN' ALL SCHMARMY, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR UNIFORMS, YA GET YOUR GUNS, YOU START MARCHIN' TOGETHER, BOOM. Fuckin' army, duuuuuude.