Arties gestures and the way he's acting is straight up someone who's just done a rail and is trying desperately to grasp onto reality and have come across "normal". In other words - he's fawkin' zooted.
He literally jumped up and walked off set before the show had ended.. he did the sane at the joe matarese roast .. he left before the Q&A.. even though, clearly as a comic, he could see he was in the middle of a brilliant moment
It just looks like he's paranoid about his nose bleeding on live video. Not sure if he would be dumb enough to keep snorting into his nose when it looks like that. A junkie like him probably IVs.
Not bleeding. If you do coke your nose will not stop running and if you don't wipe it there'll be white powder running down with it hence his extreme paranoia that they'll see it.
I worked with a junkie for about 6 months. Every time he got "clean" it lasted about a day as far as I could tell. Then he'd start using again in a controlled way, and he'd actually be really good to work with when he was slightly fucked up. Except he'd inevitably start using more and more and more until he was a total fucking mess after about 2 weeks. I'm sure this isn't exactly a revelation, just thought I'd share.
Yeah he was insanely patient. It was a construction job, and the guy was a licensed electrician, so somewhat valuable on the crew. Too much of a shitshow to get union jobs, so the boss kept him around for permits.
Boss knew he was a shit show, but for some reason respected the fact that as long as he could keep the ratio of heroin in his system just right, he was actually more efficient than baseline. It's just that he could never walk that line for very long.
The boss was/ is a really good dude. Felt a certain responsibility for the well being of all his employees. Knew the guy was better off working even if he couldnt stay off the junk. Didn't want to see him get worse.
I fully expect the guy to od someday, but so far he's still alive. There have been a few really close calls. I don't work with them anymore but I keep in touch.
I always knew it was gonna be a long day when I'd pick him up in the early morning, and he'd go from extremely hyperactive to nodding off drooling in the passenger seat.
It always seemed like the more fucked up he was, the more work he pretended to do. He'd never get anything done, so it was like he knew he was too messy to play with electricity. He'd just zip around looking busy, and disappear for 45 minute stretches.
Makes me think of a story from the original SNL when John Belushi was so fucked up before a show that a doctor gave him a 50/50 chance of surviving and Lorne Michaels said "I'll take those odds!" and put him on.
This show fucking blows, its just fucking referential material for fucking hours. Nothing that happened recently and just barks back to decades in the past. For fucks sake if I hear Ant say "Its a very difficult situation" one more time I'll lose it. It wasn't even funny the first time. It wouldn't even be that fucking bad if he did it like once a week or once a fucking month but EVERY GODDAMN TIME HE IS HOSTING HE MUST FUCKING DO THIS.
Fucking hell someone should compile a audiotrack of every intense Ant has ever uttered that phrase and just keep calling the studio with it pressed up against the phone until he fucking gets the message that no one cares about the sopranos anymore.
At least he seems to have forgotten about the Aussie " OI NOI " I used to cringe whenever I heard it, 'cos you know theres 20 more coming in the next 3 minutes....
all three shows made me laugh. nice try with the hate though. how could you possibly like stern or o& a and not think this shit was funny. i guess you missed when they talked about two broke girls because you probably think that dreck is funny. by the way, i'm sorry that show got cancelled, i'm sure you were devastated
maybe because it's a good show. enjoy it while it lasts. again, if you didn't find it funny wtf are you doing on this subreddit. you're just being a tool who probably didn't even watch the shows.
You are the only retard that thinks like this. Look at the rest of the thread and notice how you are the only one with this terrible opinion. Hang yourself while you still can dummy.
who gives a fuck what the herd thinks? keep going along with the opie crowd. ant's a funny motherfucker and so is artie. i'm curious what you think is funny since you're obviously a comedic genius. by the way, i've never subscribed to compound media until artie joined and i only got a 1 month subscription because god knows how long artie has left
Nah. Did a line and had it on in background. I didn't plan my day to specifically buy cocaine to watch the Artie and Anthony show. ....fine I'm an addict.
It seems obvious toward the end of the clip that the blow was wearing off and he stepped off to do another rail in the bathroom. I didn't see the show, but I'd guess this was about a 30-45 minute period from beginning (when he was shot out of a cannon) to end (when he walked off).
He looks like death warmed over but without the warmth. Christ, even his clothes are in tatters, I mean I'm a world-class slob but even I'd have tossed that jacket thing years ago. He's on video, you'd think he'd pop a sudafed or something to dry out that pathetic runny nose instead of dabbing at it every two seconds. He won't last a month.
Honestly, I don't think he looks THAT bad. He's 50. If he never did heroin I don't think he'd look much better. Look at Ant ffs. He looks more like a lifetime drug addict than Artie.
people keep sayinghe jsut did a bunch of coke but im a former opiate addict and when im on a bunch of opiates i itch at my nose constantly. so my guess is hes back on dope. shocking revelation huh?
As a big Stern fan this fucking depresses me. I admit it, he's annoying now. There's nothing charming about him anymore. He's not loveable, he's a loser. He's one of the quickest guys to ever do radio and now it's become a chore to listen to him talk. I never thought I'd say this but, you suck Artie.
Artie fucking blew it. He had the easiest gig on earth. Show up in the morning, goof around for a few hours, collect a huge paycheck, get easy publicity for stand-up gigs. Everyone bags on Martling for fucking it all up but at least Jackie had real reasons (stupid as they may have been). Artie is just a degenerate who made the mistake of thinking his dopey drug stories and smacked-out lifestyle made for "good comedy". It didn't and now he's trawling rock bottom, doing blow during Anthony Cumia's little-known podcast show and dying on air for the amusement of the hundred remaining people who care.
Snort one line of coke and your nose runs like a mf'er. Could be either but if he snorted heroin he wouldn't be wiping his nose THAT much and he'd be wearing sunglasses.
No way Artie makes it now. His best shot was to stop when he had that close call in the hospital a few months ago. He is just maintaining on coke only now so he will coast along until he has mixes it that one fateful night with a ton of heroin.
Tranpa might want to shut the cameras down now that we've reached Artie's biodegradable phase. Give the guy a break. He wasn't even in good enough shape to sit in the chair today.
Given the fact that he can't make it through a two hour show without starting to fiend, I'd say there's a solid chance his "heroin" is at least mixed with fentanyl, or fent entirely. I can't imagine what his tolerance must be like at this point, especially since he doesn't seem to be on the needle yet.
This video is simultaneously the most disturbing & entertaining thing I've seen in awhile. These edited clips should be its own show on Adult Swim, I'd watch it even though I refuse to watch the actual Artie & Anthony show, too sad. I can't believe how visibley fucked up Artie is.
Kind of makes me think about the time Giraldo was on O&A fucked up, and Patrice realized it and started speaking to him with genuine concern out of friendship, but not condescending to him it all. Patrice knew how to handle these awkward moments so well.
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1 aprosbro 2017-09-07
Wow he looks bad.
Also, I want to ask Vos how much he actually likes the New York Dolls.
1 bestshowvault 2017-09-07
He probably bought that shirt at a Bloomingdales for $200
1 aprosbro 2017-09-07
Where did you buy the shirt would absolutely be in my line of questioning.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-07
Can you also ask him where he got the old man hat?
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-07
He's gonna live to be 100 just to fuck with everyone.
1 sherockradio 2017-09-07
This is what they said about Farley and Patrice
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-07
and keith richards but he's still going
1 RBuddCumia 2017-09-07
Keef eventually slowed down a bit. Artie hasn't stopped.
1 questionernow 2017-09-07
Keith was still on it at Artie's age.
1 RBuddCumia 2017-09-07
True, but at least he was in shape and not 300 pounds.
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-09-07
Artie has one of the hardest working hearts in show business.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-09-07
If you combine their ages, they almost made it to 100. They only missed it by 26 years.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-07
He looks like he's about to split open and spill the parasites running his brain all over the desk.
1 OA_FactChecker 2017-09-07
I'm betting on cockroaches coming out. Parasites seem too.... clean....
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-09-07
Modern day George Burns.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-09-07
Vos makes every room hes in look like a senior center game room
1 all_copacetic 2017-09-07
He's been on the brink of death for the past 15 years now and he just never dies. He's gonna outlive us all.
1 SlimWiggins 2017-09-07
That's really bad.
1 all_copacetic 2017-09-07
Has he lost his teeth now too!? Now that he's at the point where he'd probably be better off dying, he seems to be going on forever.
1 no1raniuk 2017-09-07
Vos looks really sad for his friend...this is quite depressing.
1 NemoNobody_2092 2017-09-07
It looked like concern. It's pretty obvious that Artie is a total liability. He can't get off drugs. Even Norm saw that and just gave up trying.
At some point you have to ask yourself, is it wrong to put this mentally unstable, drug addicted person on display for people to see?
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-09-07
Vos knows what's up. Artie is at the point where the drugs are doing him.
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-09-07
This still looks more comfortable than the thousands of fake laughs and group selfies that stemmed from Opie's Afternoon Attitude.
1 KangolVos 2017-09-07
I love panicky Vos.
1 PaintedPicture 2017-09-07
His character has so much depth, especially with the zooms
1 Soflodude32 2017-09-07
"This fffffuckers dying over hhhhere"
1 jacktorrance6290 2017-09-07
His fucking nose is collapsing
1 kimchifart 2017-09-07
His right side nose has less collagen than sandy kane's tits.
1 indridcold1 2017-09-07
I can't look or listen to him anymore it's so uncomfortable
1 FatMosque 2017-09-07
Artie leaves room, Ant glances nervously and dives into Deep Discount live read.
1 verdunkelt 2017-09-07
Ant taking notes from the Fez playbook
1 SledgeBammer 2017-09-07
Take the stick Big Cat!
1 TRB1783 2017-09-07
................
1 Fightingrooster 2017-09-07
"....uhhhh"
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-09-07
That's... that's all I had.
1 Fightingrooster 2017-09-07
"...... SHUT THE FUCK UP SHELBY!"
1 realister 2017-09-07
wow thats bad what did ant got himself into
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-09-07
A (temporary) excellent source of any illegal substance you could ask for.
1 Rondog01 2017-09-07
Artie did not turn to look at either vos or Ant, after he got caught. Fucking sad....
1 majin_babidi 2017-09-07
He didn't make eye contact when he and Ant were on Jim and Sam too.
1 DapperDan0979 2017-09-07
Artie and Anthony are objectively unpleasant to look at.
1 Jungies 2017-09-07
Grandma and Tranpa.
I wish Grandma would put her teeth in when she's doing a show.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-07
Count Tranthula and Edgar from MIB
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-09-07
$20 says Artie doesn't know he's on camera.
1 306d316b72306e 2017-09-07
are was actually kind of tolerable looking for a while though.. Now it's just a fat junkie who looks to skip showers sometimes
1 DRIPSCBW 2017-09-07
Arties gestures and the way he's acting is straight up someone who's just done a rail and is trying desperately to grasp onto reality and have come across "normal". In other words - he's fawkin' zooted.
1 TARE_ME 2017-09-07
I don't believe it by the way he keeps checking his pocket to make sure his package is still there.
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-09-07
he keeps looking off camera like he's waiting for a shot to make his move, hit the john and do another line.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-09-07
He literally jumped up and walked off set before the show had ended.. he did the sane at the joe matarese roast .. he left before the Q&A.. even though, clearly as a comic, he could see he was in the middle of a brilliant moment
1 KuukerinNelli 2017-09-07
Tss, this guy hasn't done anything sane SOCK CUCKA
1 dmix 2017-09-07
It just looks like he's paranoid about his nose bleeding on live video. Not sure if he would be dumb enough to keep snorting into his nose when it looks like that. A junkie like him probably IVs.
1 no1raniuk 2017-09-07
Yeah drug addicts don't tend to be the most rational of fellows.
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-09-07
Not bleeding. If you do coke your nose will not stop running and if you don't wipe it there'll be white powder running down with it hence his extreme paranoia that they'll see it.
1 GhostOfJJ 2017-09-07
What is the ciggy in front of Ant all about? Tss, what is he a fag or sumfin?
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-09-07
It looks like one of Chip's fake cigarettes.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-09-07
His face is opening up like a sarlacc pit monster.
1 ricswrangler 2017-09-07
This can't be real...snort.
1 ContentBotHZ54K 2017-09-07
My nose got sore watching how much Artie rubs his
1 opiecide 2017-09-07
Well......When you put it like that.
1 johnfreeman1111111 2017-09-07
Artie was a good looking guy on early Stern
Dont do fawking heroin
1 harriswill 2017-09-07
This guy?
1 VincentSports89 2017-09-07
Jesus Christ Artie. He actually looks human here.
1 68rouge 2017-09-07
He refuses to look at Ant or anybody in the eyes. This should not have a video element anymore
1 Abarf 2017-09-07
Like a doll's eyes.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-09-07
EVERYONE slows down for a car crash
1 TayNez 2017-09-07
Holy shit, that is bad. I know Artie is a raging junkie, but I thought he would be sober at least to start the new show.
1 thrillated 2017-09-07
Relying on junkies has never been a good strategy by my estimation
1 Psych555 2017-09-07
Ok, Peggy.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-07
I hear tell they are unreliable?
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-07
I worked with a junkie for about 6 months. Every time he got "clean" it lasted about a day as far as I could tell. Then he'd start using again in a controlled way, and he'd actually be really good to work with when he was slightly fucked up. Except he'd inevitably start using more and more and more until he was a total fucking mess after about 2 weeks. I'm sure this isn't exactly a revelation, just thought I'd share.
1 KuukerinNelli 2017-09-07
You must have the greatest employer ever to take that shit?
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-07
Yeah he was insanely patient. It was a construction job, and the guy was a licensed electrician, so somewhat valuable on the crew. Too much of a shitshow to get union jobs, so the boss kept him around for permits.
Boss knew he was a shit show, but for some reason respected the fact that as long as he could keep the ratio of heroin in his system just right, he was actually more efficient than baseline. It's just that he could never walk that line for very long.
The boss was/ is a really good dude. Felt a certain responsibility for the well being of all his employees. Knew the guy was better off working even if he couldnt stay off the junk. Didn't want to see him get worse.
I fully expect the guy to od someday, but so far he's still alive. There have been a few really close calls. I don't work with them anymore but I keep in touch.
1 MonsteRain 2017-09-07
And it's good that working with electricity isnt very dangerous
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-07
I always knew it was gonna be a long day when I'd pick him up in the early morning, and he'd go from extremely hyperactive to nodding off drooling in the passenger seat.
It always seemed like the more fucked up he was, the more work he pretended to do. He'd never get anything done, so it was like he knew he was too messy to play with electricity. He'd just zip around looking busy, and disappear for 45 minute stretches.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2017-09-07
Be a real man and fucking shoot heroin Artie
1 AntwansBobo 2017-09-07
What will Antwan say when this experiment fails All the money sunk into bringing Artie in .. Who will Antwan blame ?
Blacks ? , The Libs , Muslims ? , Bobo ??
1 butts_mckinley 2017-09-07
You know that it's always The Blacks
1 throwawawyy2 2017-09-07
They probably sold artie the drugs
1 ZigginZaggin 2017-09-07
Big A is clearly being set up to take the fall.
1 newsdaylaura18 2017-09-07
He's gonna be dead soon
1 Xicor1 2017-09-07
To next week? 50/50.
1 ZigginZaggin 2017-09-07
Makes me think of a story from the original SNL when John Belushi was so fucked up before a show that a doctor gave him a 50/50 chance of surviving and Lorne Michaels said "I'll take those odds!" and put him on.
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-09-07
I can hear Jimmy now:
"You know man, drug addiction is tough for anyone, but it was especially tough for Artie..."
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-07
I'm sooo fuckin lucky I got sober when I did dude, cause I would just be a mess
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-07
Heroins a real motherfucked man
1 TheCinnamons 2017-09-07
TBF, he only needs to make it to the point where Ant gets a 1 or 2 day a week deal from Sirius.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-09-07
Great compilation. I applaud your autism (but not too loudly because I don't want you to start spazzing out on me).
1 Sthenine 2017-09-07
He looks great...
1 boring_oneliner 2017-09-07
I didn't really get why you posted this, but on another note I noticed that Artie touches his nose quite a lot in this video. What strange behaviour.
1 realister 2017-09-07
thats what you do when you snort cocain a lot
1 Fightingrooster 2017-09-07
You answered your own question
1 boring_oneliner 2017-09-07
THATS THE BIIIIIIT
1 open-and-honest 2017-09-07
Artie is 11 years younger than Vos.
1 hSUitMSi 2017-09-07
oh shit he really is
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-09-07
Wow, I assumed he was Anthony's age.
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-07
Vos is only 4 years older than Anthony.
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-07
Vos is older than Ant? Wow.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-09-07
https://youtu.be/pbr_KYSbJ6w
1 lemskroob 2017-09-07
Sad to see Artie like this, but Ant with the jitters is hilarious.
1 malvin77 2017-09-07
Vos, next time, try doing your cool, subtle signaling to the person whose nose is what you're signaling about.
Why signal to Ant? You need verification of your perception of reality that you're actually seeing a nose bleed like it's a ghost or alien spacecraft?
1 TacoTrots 2017-09-07
Will Artie make it?
Well, of course not. Everybody but Ant and Keef knows that.
1 PhiWeaver 2017-09-07
Artie will be gone from the show by March...
I garumtee it
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-09-07
March? If he makes it to Christmas I'll be stunned
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2017-09-07
Tss Artie...wat is he abuncha paintings or sumthin?
1 TheStarman64 2017-09-07
This show fucking blows, its just fucking referential material for fucking hours. Nothing that happened recently and just barks back to decades in the past. For fucks sake if I hear Ant say "Its a very difficult situation" one more time I'll lose it. It wasn't even funny the first time. It wouldn't even be that fucking bad if he did it like once a week or once a fucking month but EVERY GODDAMN TIME HE IS HOSTING HE MUST FUCKING DO THIS.
Fucking hell someone should compile a audiotrack of every intense Ant has ever uttered that phrase and just keep calling the studio with it pressed up against the phone until he fucking gets the message that no one cares about the sopranos anymore.
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-09-07
It's blows big fat lines.
1 anjabro 2017-09-07
At least he seems to have forgotten about the Aussie " OI NOI " I used to cringe whenever I heard it, 'cos you know theres 20 more coming in the next 3 minutes....
1 TheStarman64 2017-09-07
Personally, I loved that. It was fucking stupid but I laughed everytime. Especially when they were talking about Leonard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TdtFycZlNg
1 harriswill 2017-09-07
Sounds like they need someone to steer the tit
1 fleabittenrat 2017-09-07
all three shows made me laugh. nice try with the hate though. how could you possibly like stern or o& a and not think this shit was funny. i guess you missed when they talked about two broke girls because you probably think that dreck is funny. by the way, i'm sorry that show got cancelled, i'm sure you were devastated
1 TheStarman64 2017-09-07
Compoundshills are in full force today.
1 fleabittenrat 2017-09-07
maybe because it's a good show. enjoy it while it lasts. again, if you didn't find it funny wtf are you doing on this subreddit. you're just being a tool who probably didn't even watch the shows.
1 TheStarman64 2017-09-07
You are the only retard that thinks like this. Look at the rest of the thread and notice how you are the only one with this terrible opinion. Hang yourself while you still can dummy.
1 fleabittenrat 2017-09-07
who gives a fuck what the herd thinks? keep going along with the opie crowd. ant's a funny motherfucker and so is artie. i'm curious what you think is funny since you're obviously a comedic genius. by the way, i've never subscribed to compound media until artie joined and i only got a 1 month subscription because god knows how long artie has left
1 TheStarman64 2017-09-07
No one cares about your stupid blog. Make it snappy with the chair and noose.
1 fleabittenrat 2017-09-07
that's some high level humor. now go back to covino and rich
1 Audibledogfarts 2017-09-07
hes doing an impression of some shit head that was doing an impression of another shit head. the worst part is its his most recent impression.
1 glitch77 2017-09-07
No, he will not.
1 Redditterbot 2017-09-07
No.
1 dupey19th 2017-09-07
Dead man walking
1 Abarf 2017-09-07
Vos is great in this,.
1 Jaeromaru 2017-09-07
Artie is actually dead and Anthony is talented at ventriloquism. Remember, his dad called him a fag for playing with puppets
1 RaiderRush2112 2017-09-07
Otto faked his death
1 realister 2017-09-07
Weekend at Ant's
1 Psych555 2017-09-07
Here ya go
1 Jaeromaru 2017-09-07
Haha I saw the immediately. Bravo sir
1 KangolVos 2017-09-07
(Parliment inhale) Jee-zus Christ.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-07
tarrytown. i should kill myself for knowing this.
1 KangolVos 2017-09-07
Tareytons? "I'd rather fight than switch" was their ad campaign. Guys and gals with black eyes. It was a different time.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-09-07
He's not even fucking 50 yet and he looks like utter dogshit.
1 RaiderRush2112 2017-09-07
Your taking the wrong side guy
1 ZigginZaggin 2017-09-07
Anthony is 56.
1 mb0087 2017-09-07
Beginning to think Artie was hired to make Ant look youthful by comparison for all the young girls.
1 JeffDenlon 2017-09-07
Artie will be off the show in a month
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-09-07
I actually enjoyed the show and didn't even notice this. I also was on coke.
1 Soflodude32 2017-09-07
You do coke and watch compound? You must be a real addict
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-09-07
Nah. Did a line and had it on in background. I didn't plan my day to specifically buy cocaine to watch the Artie and Anthony show. ....fine I'm an addict.
1 Soflodude32 2017-09-07
You do coke while watching compound? You must be a real addict
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-07
Artie should stop snorting and shoot it which is much more hygienic if you do it right. Be a pro.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-09-07
I'm beginning to think this Artie character does his fair share of drugs.
1 SociallyAwkwardRyan 2017-09-07
That is slightly part of his normal mannerisms
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-09-07
It seems obvious toward the end of the clip that the blow was wearing off and he stepped off to do another rail in the bathroom. I didn't see the show, but I'd guess this was about a 30-45 minute period from beginning (when he was shot out of a cannon) to end (when he walked off).
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-09-07
He looks like death warmed over but without the warmth. Christ, even his clothes are in tatters, I mean I'm a world-class slob but even I'd have tossed that jacket thing years ago. He's on video, you'd think he'd pop a sudafed or something to dry out that pathetic runny nose instead of dabbing at it every two seconds. He won't last a month.
1 68rouge 2017-09-07
I think the jacket is to hide his sweat soaked shirt
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-09-07
That thing is literally falling apart, it's something you'd wear while changing the oil in your car or cleaning out the basement.
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-07
The Sudafed would've potentiated the opiates to where he'd be nodding out on cam.
1 TrapperCrapper 2017-09-07
I don't think his nose was ever bleeding from what I can see. Vos is just "wtf is going on with his nose" in the most obvious way.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-07
I'm thinking it might be time to pack it in.
God bless Rich Vos and his ability to show up for any gig.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-07
What's the actual mechanism that causes heroin to make you look 25 years older than you are, fat, grey haired and shitty?
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-07
It's poison
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-09-07
Honestly, I don't think he looks THAT bad. He's 50. If he never did heroin I don't think he'd look much better. Look at Ant ffs. He looks more like a lifetime drug addict than Artie.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2017-09-07
people keep sayinghe jsut did a bunch of coke but im a former opiate addict and when im on a bunch of opiates i itch at my nose constantly. so my guess is hes back on dope. shocking revelation huh?
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-07
The face he makes at one minute in is the same face I'd make when trying to keep myself from vomiting on opiates.
1 wimmyjales 2017-09-07
Well, there's nothing stopping him from doing both. And he is known for doing both, so I think it might be both.
1 literalotherkin 2017-09-07
Gotta give it to Vos though. He's being genuinely tactful and appears to be concerned for a mate. God bless that Jew.
1 VincentSports89 2017-09-07
As a big Stern fan this fucking depresses me. I admit it, he's annoying now. There's nothing charming about him anymore. He's not loveable, he's a loser. He's one of the quickest guys to ever do radio and now it's become a chore to listen to him talk. I never thought I'd say this but, you suck Artie.
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-09-07
Artie fucking blew it. He had the easiest gig on earth. Show up in the morning, goof around for a few hours, collect a huge paycheck, get easy publicity for stand-up gigs. Everyone bags on Martling for fucking it all up but at least Jackie had real reasons (stupid as they may have been). Artie is just a degenerate who made the mistake of thinking his dopey drug stories and smacked-out lifestyle made for "good comedy". It didn't and now he's trawling rock bottom, doing blow during Anthony Cumia's little-known podcast show and dying on air for the amusement of the hundred remaining people who care.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-07
This is seriously sad. Also it's priced like netflix
1 trython 2017-09-07
Possibly a non-sequitor, but would constantly touching your nose be a by-product of snorting industrial amounts of heroin?
1 theDiReW0lf 2017-09-07
Snort one line of coke and your nose runs like a mf'er. Could be either but if he snorted heroin he wouldn't be wiping his nose THAT much and he'd be wearing sunglasses.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-07
Ant looks more desperate than artie
1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2017-09-07
Artie is so back on the coke and looks like he has that heroin clammy complexion too
1 FishstickJones 2017-09-07
Well that was hard to watch.
1 DumbleMeHarry 2017-09-07
This is just sad, he's gonna be dead before 2018.
1 zersch 2017-09-07
I like to think that Ant watched this video and was like "oh, oh no."
1 Gahjooze 2017-09-07
No way Artie makes it now. His best shot was to stop when he had that close call in the hospital a few months ago. He is just maintaining on coke only now so he will coast along until he has mixes it that one fateful night with a ton of heroin.
1 MattressBoy 2017-09-07
Tranpa might want to shut the cameras down now that we've reached Artie's biodegradable phase. Give the guy a break. He wasn't even in good enough shape to sit in the chair today.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-09-07
Given the fact that he can't make it through a two hour show without starting to fiend, I'd say there's a solid chance his "heroin" is at least mixed with fentanyl, or fent entirely. I can't imagine what his tolerance must be like at this point, especially since he doesn't seem to be on the needle yet.
1 Fightingrooster 2017-09-07
Holy shit that gave me anxiety
1 mb0087 2017-09-07
It's like watching 40 year old Brett Favre throw to 40 year old Jerry Rice.
1 Jerseykidd29 2017-09-07
Is anyone gonna have links to the full shows??
1 306d316b72306e 2017-09-07
Cumia in short time is going to find out why DiPaolo and McDonald distanced themselves..
1 ucfgavin 2017-09-07
jesus...he's going to die during the show
1 narkybark 2017-09-07
That was downright painful to see. I was worried about my own health watching it. Bless Vos' little heart and doll hands.
1 Sicboy69 2017-09-07
This video is simultaneously the most disturbing & entertaining thing I've seen in awhile. These edited clips should be its own show on Adult Swim, I'd watch it even though I refuse to watch the actual Artie & Anthony show, too sad. I can't believe how visibley fucked up Artie is.
1 Gahjooze 2017-09-07
Kind of makes me think about the time Giraldo was on O&A fucked up, and Patrice realized it and started speaking to him with genuine concern out of friendship, but not condescending to him it all. Patrice knew how to handle these awkward moments so well.
1 ButtButtlington 2017-09-07
This is the worst Tim and Eric sketch ever.
1 yajokin 2017-09-07
I Love Arthur lots . But when he laughs nowadays he is IDENTICAL to a 65year old Henry Hill .
1 Audibledogfarts 2017-09-07
Artie wipes boogers and blood onto the tissue then uses the tissue for his eyes. Wtf
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2017-09-07
I do a decent amount of coke and never do the whole 'wipe under the nose' thing. Always thought it was movie BS
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2017-09-07
This is brilliant also btw
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-09-07
This explains that slapdick logo and intro. Why spend a fortune on it when it's going to be obsolete in the near future.
1 aidspiss 2017-09-07
He'll probably die of an overdose on October 11th.
1 Abarf 2017-09-07
Wow, the video has "mysteriously" disappeared, anyone have a link?
1 bestshowvault 2017-09-07
He probably bought that shirt at a Bloomingdales for $200
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-09-07
March? If he makes it to Christmas I'll be stunned
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-07
So his theory is to fill the dinghy with cement.
1 Soflodude32 2017-09-07
"Fuck it. Fuck em all."
*tony montana voice with scarface reference *
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-09-07
That's... that's all I had.
1 TheStarman64 2017-09-07
No one cares about your stupid blog. Make it snappy with the chair and noose.