He is forever frozen at the stage when his father, fearing for his doll-playing mummy's shoes wearing son's masculinity, ordered his de facto rape at the hands of an adult woman named "Buzz."
Anthony is a victim of his father's accurate, but brutish, homophobic fears.
It's grammatically correct to offset interrupting thoughts - your mother should have swallowed you - with commas or dashes depending on the severity of the non sequitur.
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So it was a bit? I never saw it. But that makes sense. I couldn't imagine any reason Anthony would give for ESD not to trash Opie. It just didn't make sense.
Yeah? I do too and I'm not the subject of any posts here. I can't imagine how much more I'd read it if it was named after me and I was discussed here on a daily basis. Poor little fellar...
I don't watch any of the involved shows anymore, but the Midnight Rider coming in and saying what's "not allowed to be said" is one of East Side Dave's oldest bits.
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1 Bibimbap4211 2017-09-06
He writes like a 14 year old
1 McGowan9 2017-09-06
He is forever frozen at the stage when his father, fearing for his doll-playing mummy's shoes wearing son's masculinity, ordered his de facto rape at the hands of an adult woman named "Buzz."
Anthony is a victim of his father's accurate, but brutish, homophobic fears.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-06
Just die
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-09-06
It's grammatically correct to offset interrupting thoughts - your mother should have swallowed you - with commas or dashes depending on the severity of the non sequitur.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-06
In that case i'll just come back and shut up
1 DangerouslyCivilized 2017-09-06
Why don't you take the commas and shove 'em up your butt?
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1 OA_FactChecker 2017-09-06
Confirmed. Anthony Cumia writes at middle school level.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-06
You are what you eat out.
1 schwoogiejoe24 2017-09-06
I'm Popeye?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-06
your heart ;)
1 3stepsbackward 2017-09-06
I wish twitter would fire Anthony again.
1 McGowan9 2017-09-06
Why? His booze-addled rantings are unintentional comedy gold.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-06
It's not like he would stop tweeting. It would just be a reminder that he's a has-been.
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-06
Whoever banned him must have laughed their ass off when they saw him crawling back with an alt account.
1 OA_FactChecker 2017-09-06
I can 100% confirm that asses were laughed off.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-09-06
I'm sure it was some fat SJW so thats a lot of ass to laugh off, mister.
1 TruthWarrior27 2017-09-06
I thought he was fired for being a Trump supporter
1 Woodaby 2017-09-06
More importantly, can someone post the Midnight Rider bashing of Opie?
1 fingerofgawd 2017-09-06
awww grandpa is drunk again. What a pathetic life this man lives considering he has money.
1 JesusHDice 2017-09-06
Anthony stays on r/opieandanthony's dick (among others)
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-09-06
Really surprised to see this level of drunken ranting at 3:29 PM on a Wednesday.
That's usually saved for Sunday mornings around 5:45 AM.
1 McGowan9 2017-09-06
The only surprising thing about it is that he's awake at 3.29 PM on a Wednesday. Doesn't the old sot usually wake up 10 minutes before his awful show?
1 Ban_Solo 2017-09-06
That is a drunk tweet. Must have watched his own show yesterday .
1 Showmedamemes 2017-09-06
HI ANT
1 Joemomma101 2017-09-06
So it was a bit? I never saw it. But that makes sense. I couldn't imagine any reason Anthony would give for ESD not to trash Opie. It just didn't make sense.
1 LevStrauss 2017-09-06
Why do you have two synonyms in quotes?
1 McGowan9 2017-09-06
It's his alias.
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-06
I think this is the 10th time he's said "new levels" when referring to this sub
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-06
Goodness beavis is fucking adorable
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2017-09-06
that asshole who used the term "haterverse" needs to be executed, and then his family should receive an invoice for the bullet
1 dmix 2017-09-06
The dude he replied to linked to the reddit thread dummy, he didn't randomly come across that thread...
This is worse than that Opie/Radio Report expose proof thread.
1 SpurdoBurdo 2017-09-06
Keith clearly told Dave not to and Anthony has no idea how Keith is managing his network.
1 Psych555 2017-09-06
"u & ur Reddit jackoffs"
You mean your fans?
1 chippersonlyle 2017-09-06
Wait, so he admits he let dave shit on Opie on air? I hope Opie realizes that's not the way true friends act towards each other.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-09-06
Yeah? I do too and I'm not the subject of any posts here. I can't imagine how much more I'd read it if it was named after me and I was discussed here on a daily basis. Poor little fellar...
1 thebedshow 2017-09-06
I don't watch any of the involved shows anymore, but the Midnight Rider coming in and saying what's "not allowed to be said" is one of East Side Dave's oldest bits.