They had great chemis-tree. The early PRIDE shows had some fucking awful fights of guys laying around doing nothing. But they did their best to make it entertaining.
Bas sucks as an announcer now though. He wants to be the zany Bas of Inside MMA and it doesn't work announcing.
Did he really see the team come back with a half harmonica, half asthma inhaler and say "this is ready for the market"? I guess it's better than the days Wanderlei Silva was sparring wearing a snorkle, but still.
The only problem with the device was that it gives you extremely dry mouth. The actual device works fine. It's just a very bad feeling with the dry mouth. The science appears to be all there.
Jesus, Ranallo was the announcer for their most successful years. That is inexcusable. You don't even have to buy the PRIDE box sets anymore, all of that shit is on Fight Pass. What a phony faggot.
He was the same way about baseball 10 years ago. He reads opinion columns and parrots them without knowing what it means. When he does "match up breakdowns" it sounds like a man speaking a language he just learned.
I'm starting to think he doesn't have any real opinions. He's either in the middle or repeating shit he heard someone else say. I'm just gonna go back to listening to Rogan
I don't understand it at all. He knows so little about MMA. Did he see how big Rogan got when UFC fans started coming to his shows and want a piece of that action?
Jimmy has decided to force this interest in combat sports because the women he wants to date are actually men and he'd otherwise be at risk of being labelled the feminine one.
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1 aprosbro 2017-09-06
He also pretends to like boxing.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
He saw a Mike Tyson documentary once, don't doubt his fandom.
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-06
He even wears Mike Tyson documentary t-shirts. Whyyyy?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
He likes the idea of Tyson as some kind of tortured artist.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-06
He's a brain-damaged negro who beat the shit out of people for a living.
1 BonesMalone2 2017-09-06
Don't forget convicted rapist.😉
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-06
I like my rapists not to get captured.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-06
Ck
1 TriangleDimes 2017-09-06
He really is one of the greats.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-06
I was just listing the things about him I didn't admire
1 Kurt_Love 2017-09-06
He and Sam both have a collection of those $50 fight t shirts for Tyson, along etc. Huge fight guyz
1 RBuddCumia 2017-09-06
He saw raging bull once. I'd say he's an authority on the sport.
1 robocopsboner 2017-09-06
C'mon, he was devastated when Moe Hammadally died.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-06
I never cared for Mauro. I don't know why. Always loved Bas and Quadros.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
They had great chemis-tree. The early PRIDE shows had some fucking awful fights of guys laying around doing nothing. But they did their best to make it entertaining.
Bas sucks as an announcer now though. He wants to be the zany Bas of Inside MMA and it doesn't work announcing.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-06
Yeah, I've soured on Bas a little bit. I actually bought his breathing thing. It sucks.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
http://static.dudeiwantthat.com//img/fitness/equipment/bas-rutten-o2-trainer-8496.jpg
Did he really see the team come back with a half harmonica, half asthma inhaler and say "this is ready for the market"? I guess it's better than the days Wanderlei Silva was sparring wearing a snorkle, but still.
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-06
The only problem with the device was that it gives you extremely dry mouth. The actual device works fine. It's just a very bad feeling with the dry mouth. The science appears to be all there.
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-06
Wouldn't you get the same results if you breathed through a straw?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
All you need is https://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/pussy-snorkel-640x534.jpg
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-06
That has
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-06
Because he's a manic depressive with a fake voice
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-06
Is he really?
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-06
Yes
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-06
You heard me
1 hookahreed 2017-09-06
/r/SquaredCircle is convinced that's his real voice.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-06
This new information hasn't changed my opinion of them or my care for them
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
Jesus, Ranallo was the announcer for their most successful years. That is inexcusable. You don't even have to buy the PRIDE box sets anymore, all of that shit is on Fight Pass. What a phony faggot.
1 TPuffs 2017-09-06
I go into a murderous rage whenever I hear Jimmy talk about fighting
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
He was the same way about baseball 10 years ago. He reads opinion columns and parrots them without knowing what it means. When he does "match up breakdowns" it sounds like a man speaking a language he just learned.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-06
It's modern day wigger Jimmy. Just an awful drive to assimilate and feel like he belongs somewhere.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-06
Except he didn't read shit, faggot hasn't do show prep for decades
1 TPuffs 2017-09-06
I'm starting to think he doesn't have any real opinions. He's either in the middle or repeating shit he heard someone else say. I'm just gonna go back to listening to Rogan
1 hSUitMSi 2017-09-06
yeah but at least his tech rants are well-informed and well-considered
1 WhoGotCourt 2017-09-06
He doesn't know the weight classes. The guy co-hosts the fucking UFC podcast!!!
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
I don't understand it at all. He knows so little about MMA. Did he see how big Rogan got when UFC fans started coming to his shows and want a piece of that action?
1 open-and-honest 2017-09-06
Yes. Like attempting to make a cartoon after Bill Burr made one.
1 HomestretchVigo 2017-09-06
When did Rogan get big? Last I saw he still used booster chairs at Applebees
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
tssss fawkin nailed that sockcucka!
1 open-and-honest 2017-09-06
I bet Norton can't name more than 10 current MMA fighters off the top of his head.
1 BonesMalone2 2017-09-06
I think 10 is pushing it tbh
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-06
I used to bet him can't name three UFC champs
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-09-06
Remember all the big pride cards would start with "Hi I'm Mauro Renallo with bas rutten and the fight professor Steven quadros and this is pride..."
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-06
Jimmy has decided to force this interest in combat sports because the women he wants to date are actually men and he'd otherwise be at risk of being labelled the feminine one.
1 Jaeromaru 2017-09-06
They probably only use him because his voice sounds like he gargles lock washers in between chewing cigarettes.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-09-06
Anyone who expects Norton to actually give a fuck about anything other than Sabbath and trannies are going to be disappointed.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-06
You fucking retard
He doesn't even care about trannies, he's pretending
Show us one picture of him hanging out with trans outside of work
He's got tons of pictures of him treating unfunny female openers to lobster dinners
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-09-06
Take it down a notch you pissy little cunt.
1 RealCelebrityType 2017-09-06
Jim is hustling and long may it continjew.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-06
All you need is https://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/pussy-snorkel-640x534.jpg
1 David_Tosk 2017-09-06
Is he really?
1 hookahreed 2017-09-06
/r/SquaredCircle is convinced that's his real voice.