Anyone here a 90s kid who remembers Salute Your Shorts?

3  2017-09-05 by aRTie02150

Well if you remember the chubby character Donkey Lips, this is what he's been up to. I think he took a few pages from Scorch. Enjoy. Or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xif6ehmjCVo

16 comments

1  crookedmile 2017-09-05

I'd rather watch a podcast with Budnick and whatever meth shack he's holed up in. And I still want to break it off in Dina's ass.

1  Doubleteamthesetits 2017-09-05

Once a month donkeylips call in

1  bonniesretardsister 2017-09-05

In 20 years we could do a podcast together talking about Nickelodeon shows and charge $9 a month.

Remember Snick? That was great. Let's talk about it for 45 minutes.

1  crookedmile 2017-09-05

Remember that red nigger on Hey Dude?! e-HEH-e-HEH-e-HE

1  aRTie02150 2017-09-05

Are You Afraid of The Dark was great. The episode with the girl who died in a science lab explosion in the 70s and ended up harassing some French cunt was great.

1  shrineCSGO 2017-09-05

Remember when the virus came OUT of the computer?

1  crookedmile 2017-09-05

Man, there's this movie from 1990 called The Willies. It was essentially Creepshow for kids, but it was fucking creepy. Donky Lips would tear the wings off flies for fun. In the end, the flies rip his arms off and he's stuck with hooks for hands. And that's only one segment.

1  aRTie02150 2017-09-05

I had never seen that trailer until now. Pretty damn creepy for a kids movie.

The guy from the Seinfeld episode who had all those records haha.

1  TheKingOfNeverLose 2017-09-05

That was fucked up. I can remember that final scene perfectly.

1  AsianAnalParty 2017-09-05

I remember a show called "roundhouse" that was like In Living Color for young homosexual boys. Also Marc Sommers' real name is Marc Berkowitz. Those Jews can run but they can't hide. We're watching you Sommers, and I "Double Dare" you show your big kike nose in my neck of the woods again. Also, Legends of The Hidden Temple was pretty great.

1  aRTie02150 2017-09-05

The Silver Snakes.

1  UhLookHereMan 2017-09-05

Oh Olmec

1  crookedmile 2017-09-05

I wanted a piece of the Aggro Crag.

1  sgtpeppr87 2017-09-05

Eddie Gelfin

1  JudgeHolden00 2017-09-05

I'll pass and wait for Donny Jeffcoat from Wild and Crazy Kids to start a podcast.

1  jofreal 2017-09-05

Red Bar has been covering Donkey Lips' cringe antics for some time now. Recently Mike D. let off the gas out of sensitivity to Donkey's sick blind dad, who finally died. The high point of the pestering occurred several years ago, when he got on a conference call pretending to be Vince Gilligan with a show offer for Donkey Lips and his agent. The agent sounded excited that years of representing a loser like Donkey was finally going to pay off; Donkey saw through the ruse immediately.