And on hot summer nights, sailors tell tales of wayward ships lost at sea, draw in by Dani's cries for help, a cry that forces men to leap overboard in squadrons
even though they see the beached skulls
It seems like only yesterday that Anthony Cumia, in a drunken rampage, beat, strangled, bit, and basically attempted to imprison a woman less than half his age, and even after being sentenced to rehab, did not take it seriously at all, even going so far as to get drunk on the flight home.
Yeah, it literally feels like this year that aging pedophile Anthony Cumia, in a drunken rampage, beat, strangled, bit, kicked and basically attempted to imprison a woman less than half his age by ripping his 1996 landlines out of the wall, after a night out at the Cheesecake Factory where his intoxication caused him to recklessly leave his firearm there. And even after being sentenced to rehab where he snuck his cellphone in, did not take it seriously at all, even going so far as to get drunk on the flight home.
Imagine drinking day in and day out. And you're not entirely sure what happened last Tuesday, or last week. But all that stuff from when you were younger, those memories are intact. So you sit up at 2am watching Aliens for the umpteenth time. You considered watching the new one, but think that you MAY have seen it, you're not 100% sure. And you don't want to take a chance and watch it, because when you do that and you realize you've already seen it, it's a reminder of your damaged brain.
It was better than Cumia alone, but it was still awful for what is considered to be a headlining show.
The Stern folks aren't impressed either. The best description of it on that end is that it was basically going to turn into the "Anthony Cumia interviews Artie Lange show". And that's exactly what it was, the same old shit rehashed.
Cumia better get some interns or book tons of guests to lean on, and hope that folks are too lazy to cancel.
It was far from awful. PC Fonzie alone was worth the price of admission.
This isn't a new Star Wars movie or Guns 'n Roses album; maybe lower those expectations a bit. It's retarded to bash these two as broke-down has-beens yet still expect greatness from them.
Pick a lane.
Speaking of lowered expectations; what was this episode awful compared to?
It was awful when you consider that it was the premier of a new show that they've had a month plus to prepare for. It was at best, maybe comparable to a very off day on the old 2000 era Stern show. That's what it sounded like, small talk.
When you consider the histories of the pair of them, you can't expect it to get much better.
LoS and YKWD are both way better shows than this. Also they're free. Don't do the super lame and predictable fanboy thing of trashing other shows in a bad attempt at defending another show? "Legion of Scrubs"? You should be shot for that.
I'm still amazed I resubbed from a month. Its expensive, then the first week the fucking ready tin knocker fucked off on holiday. Got stiffed twice, and three times if you count how bad this first show was.
A) The set looks better on a TV than it does on a computer screen, they need to fire their video production guy.
B) It was listenable, nothing amazing but better than anything involving Opie, Anthony or Jimmy in like a year. They're getting to know each other, so there's a chance they'll start developing chemistry. People just want to be cunts.
Hahaha you're kidding right? The set was shit and it was just talking about Sopranos, Italians, and 50s tv shows & movies. You're a simpleton if you like that
It wasnt far from awful it just was. I like your defense of give them a break they're broke down has beens. All the shows you mentioned are better. Why no chip mention? Rogan? NML? Ant has chosen to do this scorch-type show where it's not funny enough to laugh at but dull enough to mock
They need to go down to a local community college and find some freaks who are willing to intern for less than minimum wage then harass them on air like the good old days.
75 comments
1 JesusHDice 2017-09-05
This is actually a good fit for him. Artie only self-destructs when he's involved with something successful.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-05
That was shit. It felt like Artie was on some morning zoo show he didn't give a fuck about just tossing old bits out.
1 Suibu 2017-09-05
"It felt like"
1 majestik6 2017-09-05
"I'm a fuckin idiot"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kFdJfe7fZU
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-09-05
I mean it's a cool car right?
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-09-05
Ant is probably pissed about the money he spent on that billboard.
1 GeMigMat 2017-09-05
It's funny because Anthonys mugshot is not the result of some youthful hijinks. He beat up an anorexic girl last year
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-05
Some say he's still searching for that gun to this very day.
1 satsamsit 2017-09-05
If you listen closely, you can hear the echoes of the Seinfeld theme and him asking where his gun is.
1 Suibu 2017-09-05
And on hot summer nights, sailors tell tales of wayward ships lost at sea, draw in by Dani's cries for help, a cry that forces men to leap overboard in squadrons even though they see the beached skulls
1 toplesswatcher 2017-09-05
too true. like yeah man when I was 28 mannn spent the night in jail cu I had 1/4 ounce of weed at a phish concert maaaaannnn
no sir, u were 57 and it was a domestic violence charge placed by your wayward 19 year old pill head gf. fucking dope.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-05
That's not true! Stop spreading misinformation about Anthony Cumia!
He beat up an anorexic girl two years ago.
1 purplepilled4 2017-09-05
HOly fuck that was two years ago.
What have I been doing with my life
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-05
It seems like only yesterday that Anthony Cumia, in a drunken rampage, beat, strangled, bit, and basically attempted to imprison a woman less than half his age, and even after being sentenced to rehab, did not take it seriously at all, even going so far as to get drunk on the flight home.
How time flies.
1 --DC-- 2017-09-05
But... it was... almost just yesterday.
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-09-05
Yeah, it literally feels like this year that aging pedophile Anthony Cumia, in a drunken rampage, beat, strangled, bit, kicked and basically attempted to imprison a woman less than half his age by ripping his 1996 landlines out of the wall, after a night out at the Cheesecake Factory where his intoxication caused him to recklessly leave his firearm there. And even after being sentenced to rehab where he snuck his cellphone in, did not take it seriously at all, even going so far as to get drunk on the flight home.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-05
He also smashed his jitterbug
1 alternative_faps 2017-09-05
...thereby becoming the champion of many who are likely guilty of the same.
Anthony has a way of normalizing everything from racism to alcoholism to 'domestic disturbance'.
1 TacoTrots 2017-09-05
A mentally challenged anorexic girl at that.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-09-05
*bit not beat
1 DangerouslyCivilized 2017-09-05
Nope. It was beat.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-09-05
And bit
1 DangerouslyCivilized 2017-09-05
Aaaaaaand beat.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-09-05
Well played
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-09-05
PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR!
1 greeneyedunicorn2 2017-09-05
It was free. Nobody else was advertising on it.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-09-05
Keith sucked off the entire billboard maintenance crew for that one, buddy...
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-05
Imagine being a millionaire and the only thing that makes you happy is talking about the days you were broke 40 years ago.
1 satsamsit 2017-09-05
Hey, that kinda sounds like Artie, tho!
1 majestik6 2017-09-05
Imagine drinking day in and day out. And you're not entirely sure what happened last Tuesday, or last week. But all that stuff from when you were younger, those memories are intact. So you sit up at 2am watching Aliens for the umpteenth time. You considered watching the new one, but think that you MAY have seen it, you're not 100% sure. And you don't want to take a chance and watch it, because when you do that and you realize you've already seen it, it's a reminder of your damaged brain.
1 alternative_faps 2017-09-05
Just curious, you Jewish?
1 LetsPlayMonsterRain 2017-09-05
A little too close to home.
1 majestik6 2017-09-05
Dude, SERIOUSLY. I have one of those jobs where I'm supposed to remember things. Memory loss is scary shit.
1 whatisthishere 2017-09-05
Yes, it's a very important job, given to you by no less than Napolean.
1 whatisthishere 2017-09-05
It doesn't take Sigmund Freud to figure out he's talking to himself.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-05
Anthony will be outraged by the interracial couple over and over again (although I'm pretty sure that girl was actually hispanic.)
1 Suibu 2017-09-05
Hey lets take it easy on the brain damage from drug abuse jokes guy
1 kalirizian 2017-09-05
I think that's the only thing he can do now.
1 blackphilibuster 2017-09-05
This is the saddest/truest description of these two wops I've ever heard
1 Sternacthegreat 2017-09-05
It was better than Cumia alone, but it was still awful for what is considered to be a headlining show.
The Stern folks aren't impressed either. The best description of it on that end is that it was basically going to turn into the "Anthony Cumia interviews Artie Lange show". And that's exactly what it was, the same old shit rehashed.
Cumia better get some interns or book tons of guests to lean on, and hope that folks are too lazy to cancel.
1 joomommyhappy 2017-09-05
It was far from awful. PC Fonzie alone was worth the price of admission.
This isn't a new Star Wars movie or Guns 'n Roses album; maybe lower those expectations a bit. It's retarded to bash these two as broke-down has-beens yet still expect greatness from them.
Pick a lane.
Speaking of lowered expectations; what was this episode awful compared to?
Jim & Sam? Legion of Scrubs? YKWD?
It anorexically slim pickings out there.
1 p3ckaz 2017-09-05
The "joomommyhappy is a middle of the road faggot" lane is pretty jammed at the moment.
1 Sternacthegreat 2017-09-05
It was awful when you consider that it was the premier of a new show that they've had a month plus to prepare for. It was at best, maybe comparable to a very off day on the old 2000 era Stern show. That's what it sounded like, small talk.
When you consider the histories of the pair of them, you can't expect it to get much better.
1 telemecanique 2017-09-05
trouble is it isn't free, in an ocean of free concent to pay for this seems insane.
1 Killgore 2017-09-05
LoS and YKWD are both way better shows than this. Also they're free. Don't do the super lame and predictable fanboy thing of trashing other shows in a bad attempt at defending another show? "Legion of Scrubs"? You should be shot for that.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-05
They are more like legion of whos
1 clay-davis 2017-09-05
More like legion of skunks, because they stink... tsss...
1 Bibimbap4211 2017-09-05
Lower your expectations? Oh I don't know but when a podcast costs more than Netflix per month...
1 kimchifart 2017-09-05
I'm still amazed I resubbed from a month. Its expensive, then the first week the fucking ready tin knocker fucked off on holiday. Got stiffed twice, and three times if you count how bad this first show was.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-09-05
You are retarded. You should hire a carer to steer you away from such self destructive idiocy.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-05
He should crowd fund my cartoon
1 kimchifart 2017-09-05
Do you have a Kickstarter link?
1 kimchifart 2017-09-05
Haha
1 rahtin 2017-09-05
Skeptic Tank, JRE, The Church, Hardcore History...
Tons of good shit out there
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-09-05
"JRE" eww
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-05
Haha he also mentioned "the church", he couldn't possible mean the fattey Diazs church podcast can he,
1 BOBBYBROWNJAW 2017-09-05
Danish and O'Neill. Boner City.
1 FungusAmongis 2017-09-05
A) The set looks better on a TV than it does on a computer screen, they need to fire their video production guy.
B) It was listenable, nothing amazing but better than anything involving Opie, Anthony or Jimmy in like a year. They're getting to know each other, so there's a chance they'll start developing chemistry. People just want to be cunts.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-09-05
Hahaha you're kidding right? The set was shit and it was just talking about Sopranos, Italians, and 50s tv shows & movies. You're a simpleton if you like that
1 FungusAmongis 2017-09-05
You're a moron, I didn't say it was good.
I said it was better than Jim and Sam or Anthony by himself, which are awful.
The sets actually does look better on a TV than a computer monitor for whatever reason.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-05
So we are going to pretend grandpa isn't riding the green screen roller coaster
1 AntwansBobo 2017-09-05
Shaddup
1 ucfgavin 2017-09-05
A listen to the Chip Chipperson Podacast is your reward
1 Lilcumia 2017-09-05
It wasnt far from awful it just was. I like your defense of give them a break they're broke down has beens. All the shows you mentioned are better. Why no chip mention? Rogan? NML? Ant has chosen to do this scorch-type show where it's not funny enough to laugh at but dull enough to mock
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-09-05
They need to go down to a local community college and find some freaks who are willing to intern for less than minimum wage then harass them on air like the good old days.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-05
There can only be one Executive intern however and they must be of Jewish descent
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-09-05
No one can replace my david!
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-05
Area 51? They couldn't get it for 50?!
1 Showerbeersx 2017-09-05
Can't wait for Anthony to talk about his divorce, and Artie can't tell us how he was on the no1 radio show blah blah blah
1 simorulzzz 2017-09-05
Did you know that Artie once fell asleep whilst Kathy Griffin was talking
1 OutlandEmpire 2017-09-05
That's not what he said. He said it was so fun that it he can't believe he was getting paid to do it.
1 kimchifart 2017-09-05
Haha pool. Haha subs. Haha declining. Haha poverty.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-05
Mah wig!
1 ryanindayton 2017-09-05
i have got to just stop being involved with this shit. It's so sad. I'm their age. It's sad.
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-09-05
Har har har, Artie's just way too cool, he don't care about nuffin' (sniff)
1 murderboner0 2017-09-05
Also stated by SXM execs discussing Opie radio
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-09-05
Artie has more self awareness than Anthony, Opie and Jim combined .
1 Vipad 2017-09-05
Except when it comes to his homosexuality.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-05
0+0+0=
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-05
Some say he's still searching for that gun to this very day.
1 satsamsit 2017-09-05
If you listen closely, you can hear the echoes of the Seinfeld theme and him asking where his gun is.
1 toplesswatcher 2017-09-05
too true. like yeah man when I was 28 mannn spent the night in jail cu I had 1/4 ounce of weed at a phish concert maaaaannnn
no sir, u were 57 and it was a domestic violence charge placed by your wayward 19 year old pill head gf. fucking dope.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-05
That's not true! Stop spreading misinformation about Anthony Cumia!
He beat up an anorexic girl two years ago.
1 alternative_faps 2017-09-05
...thereby becoming the champion of many who are likely guilty of the same.
Anthony has a way of normalizing everything from racism to alcoholism to 'domestic disturbance'.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-09-05
I mean it's a cool car right?
1 TacoTrots 2017-09-05
A mentally challenged anorexic girl at that.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-09-05
*bit not beat
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-05
He also smashed his jitterbug
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-05
Haha he also mentioned "the church", he couldn't possible mean the fattey Diazs church podcast can he,