When does it start?

Thanks ya piece-a gahbage

Thanks!

Holy shit, Anthony really needs his green screen taken away.

Another 47th floor "view" with CGI brick walls and CGI pictures of 70's and 80's tv shows.

Cutting edge.

He's gotta be fucking with everyone right? There's no way he thinks this atrocious sack of shit looks good. No way.

One of them is a CGI signed photo. It shows he's classy.

the exterior wall is awfully thin for a high rise

The worst intro music I've ever heard.

I Don't think i would want to listen to this everyday.....maybe if they had good guests on or Jim Norton.....

You are a true hero

wow, a lot of nervous energy.

Guys who want you to believe they're Italian but are really a German-Indian and a light skinned negro.

I've never heard talk about The Soprano's on this show before.

Artie needs a hat on permanently.

I know a great hat removal service

Zero chemistry. What is going on...

seriously no chemistry. 2 hours of this 4 days a week? no way

and now Ant's talking about how good his chemistry is with other people

Isn't Colin supposed to be on every first episode of his loser friends' shows?

Haven't we seen this show already. Is this a rerun

This is like when you have two friends that you think are funny and would be even funnier together, but then you get them together and have to leave the room and... well, this.

Omg this is shit.

They're so uncomfortable they can't even look at each other.

Wow, these callers are not a good look for the audience.

If I was playing the drinking game, I would be dead by now.... What the he'll are they going to talk about Friday? They already went through most of their stories.

And he just brought up Mad tv. 😩

Artie's death rattle every time he attempts to laugh is a bit disconcerting.

Quick call in Joe DeVito

Artie's wheezily telling a bookie story, and Anthony's occasionally chiming in with "Oh, shit!".

This show probably isn't going to be groundbreaking.

This show probably isn't going to be groundbreaking.

Now let's not jump to conclusions, Artie could still drop dead and crack the foundation.

Ant's on his third Columbo impression, I'm out.

Did you tap out before? Only 3?

Within the first 60 seconds of me watching, he's referenced Happy Days, Cannon, and Colombo.

Great job, grandpa.

Earlier in the show, Anth unironically said, "I was watching Mannix..."

You shoulda been there. Enlightening stuff.

They have no chemistry

Anthony defends Roman Polanski. Shocking.

How many times have they checked the clock?

The format of this show: Artie tells an anecdote and Anthony picks one word from his story and shouts it out.

"So I was eating a sandwich before coming in here.."

"SANDWICH! HA!!!"

They have a show... and they're talking about their old shows... they have NOTHING to talk about other than once being sidekicks on shock radio!

Jim and Sam > this

They need a guest.

Why the fuck is there a music bed?

Is it more comfortable than a water bed? Tss I'm just riffin

show ends: Now if you will excuse us, we have coke to snort and young boys to bugger.

The set is gross, Art's on death's door. They gotta scrap and try again.