Watching Ant fail with Artie has me more excited than it probably should.

64  2017-09-05 by Fightingrooster

Can't wait for the no shows, Artie telling Ant to shut up about blacks, Artie hating Keith, the building tension

"The whole entire collection, it's like having a big ol' stack of playing cards"

71 comments

1  boring_oneliner 2017-09-05

Why would you revel in another mans misery and failure rather than show compassion to a fellow human being?

1  Fightingrooster 2017-09-05

I like seeing a rich racist old fuddy duddy get his comeuppance. Hopefully it'll humble the pasta negro

1  Anarox 2017-09-05

He rubber bands right back to "it's the blacks", even after fresh out of jail beating an assault charge. He really has the life of a gangster rapper.

1  CommodorePawsey 2017-09-05

He didn't beat an assault charge, but he did beat a skinny woman.

1  Anarox 2017-09-05

I think he did both

1  Form_Goraion 2017-09-05

Except not as admirable.

1  TittyMtnhighway 2017-09-05

That was an awfully racist thing for an anti-racist to say

1  Fightingrooster 2017-09-05

I'm Italian we can say that

1  TobyTheRobot 2017-09-05

fuddy duddy

Language!

1  fawwkyeah 2017-09-05

Showing compassion for a drunk racist alcoholic pedophile and a worthless junkie?

Are you some kind of hippy?

1  TittyMtnhighway 2017-09-05

Find me a progressive, charitable, friendly, sweet, all-accepting person who is funny.

1  Fightingrooster 2017-09-05

You know at first I thought this was a sarcastic question but now I realize you're just a dumb homo

1  Form_Goraion 2017-09-05

Except not as admirable.

1  TobyTheRobot 2017-09-05

It still works in this context.

1  CommodorePawsey 2017-09-05

Because one of those things is funny to do and the other is just decent and nice and not funny to do. Go be decent somewhere else, I gotta laugh goddamn it.

1  DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-05

Bitch, you know where you are. If that's sarcasm you need to lay it on a little thicker.

1  boring_oneliner 2017-09-05

Should I have used /s so that you understand it you redditfag?

1  DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-05

I gotta say, I do I appreciate the subtlety.

1  alternative_faps 2017-09-05

I like how you become a little girl when you see the person you randomly bullied actually ISN'T the pushover you're used to. Ain't the first time, eh? :)

1  DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-05

Honest question, how many times a day do you think about me, faggot?

1  alternative_faps 2017-09-05

For the record, we are doing this right now because you went out of your way to get my attention again today.

You clearly wanted my attention again, got it, and are now trying to spin this like I'm obsessed with you instead of you still being butthurt that I told you to fuck off the last time you acted like a tough guy online.

Your account is 2 months old. I bet you were even more of a pussy under the old one, and felt you needed a new identity that's tougher, more manly... am I getting close?

Well, looks like you're gonna need yet another ID reset if you keep this up. :)

1  DickSlit 2017-09-05

Relax fellas... you can BOTH be fags.

1  DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-05

You're good...

I once knew a guy who smoked a roach through his nose and then swallowed it while chugging a beer, just to diffuse a fight.

1  alternative_faps 2017-09-05

Watching you lose it is worth it. :)

1  DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-05

You weird faggot.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-05

How far better it is to strike a match than curse the darkness!

1  boring_oneliner 2017-09-05

You know it brother 🙌

1  Form_Goraion 2017-09-05

Whaaat's yoour pleasure, youngfellow?

1  brightest_night 2017-09-05

Oh you!

1  Form_Goraion 2017-09-05

From your lips to God's ears.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-09-05

one word: tough love

1  KnickerLips 2017-09-05

<3<3<3

1  Pale_Pen15 2017-09-05

I can't wait until this turns into "TACS will fail in the next 6 months...the next year...the next year" like every prediction on here has been

1  zenicaone 2017-09-05

the longer it goes the sweeter it ... or whatevs

1  SpaceVC 2017-09-05

95% of people on this sub are fucking infants what do you expect?

1  Skivsamlaren 2017-09-05

Infants, yaaay.

1  SpaceVC 2017-09-05

heh? suuuuure.

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-05

Only tweens for me, sicko.

1  hoohootellemkeith 2017-09-05

In fairness to our fellow autists pretty much every other prediction has been willed into existence. I mean, the boys down at the crime lab just put for new detectives on the Patton Oswalt murder case.

1  grocery_man 2017-09-05

Hey Keef.

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2017-09-05

buh he took a 10k loan.... it's proof of... failing....

1  mb0087 2017-09-05

Don't know if or when they'll fold. However, losing Gavin has to sting some.

1  Billyassman 2017-09-05

Ye of little faith.

1  BundyJr 2017-09-05

When they break up and eventually hate each other and get into a war of words, who do you like in this one? I actually think Ant would take Artie to school.

1  turnthemaround 2017-09-05

Artie isn't going to tell Ant to shut up or anything. We could only wish he was going to give that much of a shit about the show.

This seems like a way to pay off part of his hospital bills

1  moretzturnerwilliams 2017-09-05

He'd never tell Nick DiPaolo to shut up or go fuck himself, either.

1  Reaktif 2017-09-05

Artie was selling out big theaters when he was doing weekend standup during his Howard years because of name recognition. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he used to pull $30-$50k gigs.

He now has to listen to Ant's diatribes stemming from racial phrenology on why blacks do crimes to cover the gauze bill at the Adventist Medical.

1  Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-09-05

He said he was paid 800k for some shows

1  NortheastPhilly 2017-09-05

Any excitement regarding this subs content is too much excitement

1  3stepsbackward 2017-09-05

I can't wait to see Ant pull up a slumped over Artie, with a needle in his neck, in the middle of a show.

1  Mol3cular 2017-09-05

Arty doesn't shoot, only sniffs

1  52017 2017-09-05

And he barely does that. His addiction was heavily self exaggerated. I think he was a over eating drunk that suffered from sleep deprivation and may of snorted it a few times. Artie loves to be a dramatic tragic figure.

1  TobyTheRobot 2017-09-05

Dude he's recently been arrested for possession of coke and heroin. He's not exactly Jim Norton.

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1  alternative_faps 2017-09-05

How is that comment not more downvoted than it is? Granted, these are professional liars, but Artie isn't pretending to be this much of a fuck-up. He legitimately is. How much more does he have to lose to convince you?

1  52017 2017-09-05

He's a fuck up but I think he exaggerated his heroin habit. What kind of fag gets addicted to snorting it for a decade but never bangs it? Also, he knew his mom was coming over the day he stabbed himself.

1  alternative_faps 2017-09-05

I'll concede he's always wanted to be Belushi, but nothing I've seen leads me to believe that he's lied for any reason except to downplay his addiction and mental health issues.

1  JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-09-05

I know a 20 year on and off junkie who only snorts it. You are a fucking idiot who shouldn't have access to the internet.

1  52017 2017-09-05

What a pussy

1  BargeMouse 2017-09-05

Yes, and Doug Stanhope is not an alcoholic. That's iced tea he's drinking on stage.

1  52017 2017-09-05

Artie snorts heroin on stage?

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-09-05

sniff

1  toplesswatcher 2017-09-05

u dont think artie will like ol' keith?

1  Fightingrooster 2017-09-05

Something tells me a junkie and an ex-cop on a power trip won't get along very well

1  ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-09-05

Would he tell him to shut up about blacks? The guy who said nigger like 300 times in an hour podcast?

1  JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-09-05

I wonder which will get arrested again first. Probably Artie.

1  Sthenine 2017-09-05

" lady gaga looks like shes on meth.meths a great drug if you wanna walk to...>snore" "those meth labs will stay open.its fourth of july!"

1  jofreal 2017-09-05

This is more transparently destined to fail than Diamond Dave. Compound is a garbage platform and Artie is an unreliable mess. The countdown clock to implosion started the minute he signed the dotted line.

1  Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-05

Is today's show going to be a freebie?

1  porsalin 2017-09-05

Streaming to https://www.twitch.tv/porsalin

1  ChippusMaximus 2017-09-05

I have hidden footage of Ant negotiating with Artie to join the show:

https://youtu.be/3RlGcTB-il8?t=5s

1  Fiddlerino 2017-09-05

i think they cant lose

1  alternative_faps 2017-09-05

Can't wait until Artie starts praising Apatow and Schumer, to see what the compound audience's reaction will be.