I am from the year 2031 with news....
0 2017-09-04 by turnthemaround
Man who shot gun in Comet Ping Pong is now president after Pizza Gate confirmed real.
Greg Hughes, dead.
Anthony Cumia, rotting in prison.
Jim Norton missing since 2019, the year before Hillary Clinton was killed by Pence.
NotSam is now the last professional broadcaster......
19 comments
1 BoongChook 2017-09-04
What happened to u/stinksskc?
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-04
Drug overdose. He ran into a burning orphanage to save everyone and stepped on a heroin needle that injected him with lethal dose
1 BoongChook 2017-09-04
Stay gold Stinks.
1 porsalin 2017-09-04
Was this his needle or one already lying around at the orphanage?
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-04
Who cares? They all died
1 porsalin 2017-09-04
I just have so many questions. If it was stinks' needle, why would he use a dose enough to kill himself? If not, why is this orphanage rife with drug paraphernalia? Who is looking out for these kids??
1 BoongChook 2017-09-04
Stinks was assassinated. He held the cure to AIDS. We need Alex Jones onto this.
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-04
I highly recommend you stop poking your head where it doesn't belong. Some questions should never be answered.
1 porsalin 2017-09-04
Forget I said anything.
1 Dennyislife 2017-09-04
Earth president Bobo is missing after finally going on a road trip with OAP driver Colin Quinn a former comic. It is feared he drove into the sea. Head of the Navy Diana Orbani leads the search along the coastline.
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-04
You die next year, for stepping on another joke like you're doing now
1 Dennyislife 2017-09-04
Good. Done everything I want to do.
1 Suibu 2017-09-04
His joke was better than yours
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-04
I know I make being funny look easy, but next time you try to go against me or step on my joke, I'll kill you
1 SpudsCuckley 2017-09-04
How are Opie's kids doing?
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-04
There was an unprecedented paternity test after his death to confirm the kids were not his. We never determined who the father was, but all the kids are pro skaters now.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-04
No way Anthony will live to be 142.
Fake news.
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-04
No, he's dead and still rotting in prison like I said. The prison just don't want to give a proper muslim burial.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-04
Adds up.
1 Dennyislife 2017-09-04
Good. Done everything I want to do.
1 Suibu 2017-09-04
His joke was better than yours