Especially since it's over him thinking he's going to make a relationship with a female comic work. I can't believe anybody who has been doing stand up as long as he has wants to tempt fate with one of those loons.
I just spoke to cumtown and they said they're heading out to dig up and skullfuck your dads corpse. I replied that seemed a rather lugubrious activity.
He's Puerto Rican, violence and threats is the only way he learned how to communicate. In 3rd grade he head butted a wheelchair bound invalid for calling him a real ass bro.
You should have said that from the beginning because your post made you look like a real ass homo. Redeem yourself by telling us about how you saw Anthony crying when we outed him as bisexual.
That's the kind of shit that made it impossible for me to get into Slayer. Awesome music but always with the corny D&D-level lyrics. Heterosexuals don't speak like that, not in the last hundred years anyway.
The worst thing is those guys usually are tough. They're just trying so hard to convince people they are that it has the opposite effect. Toughest guy I know is a mechanic that coaches his 9 year old girl's soccer team. He probably hasn't been in a real fight in a long time, but he's the kind of guy that wouldn't think twice about punching through a window if you were on the other side of it and you deserved it.
Kerry King is both the worst guitarist and the most cartoonishly goofy fag in metal. It should have been him that got a flesh eating disease and drank himself to death.
Being the least beta doesn't mean you're alpha. The rattlesnake hasn't realized that yet. When the toughest guy in your crew is Ari Shaffir, it's easy to think you're a BMF
Luis has the dead-dad syndrome many puerto-ricans seem to have.
He also had a fucking terrible childhood.
This makes him a mean motherfucker who will grab life by the balls.
He might seem like a total fuckwit, but listen to his podcast for a while and he comes off as genuine and funny. He just leaves an incredibly shitty first impression.
He's better than Big Jay and that try-hard Dave.
I'm a little late to the whole LOS thing but is he a stand up? I honestly don't know-I think of him as a podcast guy that has a foot in the fidget spinner street scene. He's all attitude and no jokes.
He's Puerto Rican, violence and threats is the only way he learned how to communicate. In 3rd grade he head butted a wheelchair bound invalid for calling him a real ass bro.
74 comments
1 NumeroOtto 2017-09-04
what a fag
1 _barnacle_ 2017-09-04
2realass4me
1 Toss__Pot 2017-09-04
I guess HE goes on the 'who to jip when bored' list
1 braunheiser 2017-09-04
This guy's a real pitbull
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-04
Oh, I wouldn't want to tangle with this guy. He seems like one bad hombre.
1 Moveinslience 2017-09-04
Absolute faggot
1 crookedmile 2017-09-04
What are you going to do Luis, stab someone? Fucking can-kicker.
1 the_opester 2017-09-04
R/imabadass
1 satsamsit 2017-09-04
Who's this nigga think he is, Shang Tsung? Fuck outta here!
1 TacolasCage 2017-09-04
IT HAS BEGUN!
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-04
Haha yeah shang tsung jung right
1 Gnu_Mutant 2017-09-04
Shang J Tsung.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-09-04
Puerto Rican Dragon. I'm done.
1 Jungies 2017-09-04
Puertal Kombat.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-09-04
Otherwise known as a knife fight.
1 ThePittWolf 2017-09-04
Shang Suck
1 ApprilFells 2017-09-04
Watch your step around him, fellas
1 WhyAreYouEvenAlive 2017-09-04
/u/theprrattlesnake let's get together and do some butt slappin' like days of old
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-09-04
Only if it's your nuts off my butt, friend
1 breadmoccasin 2017-09-04
/u/theprrattlesnake
You have gained and lost the respect of this gay subreddit so many times. I still like you but man this is some homo shit to say.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-04
Especially since it's over him thinking he's going to make a relationship with a female comic work. I can't believe anybody who has been doing stand up as long as he has wants to tempt fate with one of those loons.
1 ThePRRattlesnake 2017-09-04
LOL. This was directed at r/cumtown not you guys.
1 1Bison 2017-09-04
I just spoke to cumtown and they said they're heading out to dig up and skullfuck your dads corpse. I replied that seemed a rather lugubrious activity.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-09-04
"We were going to go skullfuck that guy's Dads dead corpse but then we took a lot of drugs"
"Hahaaahaahaaa"
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-09-04
We're not offended by this because we think you're threatening us. We're offended because it's lame.
1 LamarThePotato 2017-09-04
Do they have photos of you on your belly? What's happening?
1 ppeachy 2017-09-04
Better be scared of us, bitch nigga
1 shawkward 2017-09-04
What the cumboys do to you?
1 ThePRRattlesnake 2017-09-04
I'm kidding. This was directed at my Facebook friends who kept calling me gay for posting positive things.
1 db111 2017-09-04
Tell them that's not the reason your gay.
Should clear things up without threats.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-09-04
He's Puerto Rican, violence and threats is the only way he learned how to communicate. In 3rd grade he head butted a wheelchair bound invalid for calling him a real ass bro.
1 ZigginZaggin 2017-09-04
That photo is way more gay than anything you might say.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-04
Still, kill Stavros. No jury will convict you when your defense attorney plays a compilation of him laughing.
1 ValleyChip 2017-09-04
I'm glad Nick finally let you use the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake moniker also.
1 cbanks420lol 2017-09-04
You should have said that from the beginning because your post made you look like a real ass homo. Redeem yourself by telling us about how you saw Anthony crying when we outed him as bisexual.
1 ThePRRattlesnake 2017-09-04
100% true.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-04
Details nigga. You didn't redeem shit yet.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-04
Can you kill Stavros regardless if he tries you or not?
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-09-04
Don't fuck with cum nation. We are alt right, antifa, and gay proud boys.
1 fawwkyeah 2017-09-04
Damn what a badass
1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-04
That's the kind of shit that made it impossible for me to get into Slayer. Awesome music but always with the corny D&D-level lyrics. Heterosexuals don't speak like that, not in the last hundred years anyway.
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2017-09-04
That's only the later stuff though. Kerry kings awful Tapout shirt fake tuff routine
1 rahtin 2017-09-04
The worst thing is those guys usually are tough. They're just trying so hard to convince people they are that it has the opposite effect. Toughest guy I know is a mechanic that coaches his 9 year old girl's soccer team. He probably hasn't been in a real fight in a long time, but he's the kind of guy that wouldn't think twice about punching through a window if you were on the other side of it and you deserved it.
1 holodog 2017-09-04
I bet I could kick his ass.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-04
Would Jim say he's a problem?
1 TARE_ME 2017-09-04
I dunno... It's tough, man...
1 rahtin 2017-09-04
Fucking legitimately. Like pfft. PROB-LEM!
1 db111 2017-09-04
Tapout shirts really have done more harm than good.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-04
Kerry King is both the worst guitarist and the most cartoonishly goofy fag in metal. It should have been him that got a flesh eating disease and drank himself to death.
1 schwoogiejoe24 2017-09-04
Yeah I don't listen to any albums after South of Heaven.
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2017-09-04
Seasons is great
1 Nulltor 2017-09-04
LJG jogs along the beach with the sun setting while listening to this. Queer.
1 BergStonewall 2017-09-04
I just woke up from a wet dream. I knew I heard from somewhere.
1 TheSmallGiantt 2017-09-04
Sure wouldnt want to mess with a tough guy like that.
1 K1bbler 2017-09-04
Fat people that get fit always think they are tough.
1 SwollenPeckas 2017-09-04
Since when does this twink think he's a tough guy?
1 BellyFullOfSwans 2017-09-04
Hang around Dave Smith and Big Jay for a while....you will think you are Conan Einstein.
1 burgonies 2017-09-04
Being the least beta doesn't mean you're alpha. The rattlesnake hasn't realized that yet. When the toughest guy in your crew is Ari Shaffir, it's easy to think you're a BMF
1 Lilcumia 2017-09-04
Who's he talking to? The internet?
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-09-04
I find roast battles to be the most unequivocally gay show concept in the world.
it makes regular stand-up comedy look like the nuclear family.
1 ThePRRattlesnake 2017-09-04
Also, this counts as crossing me.
I will sell you your soul back for $10k.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-09-04
You gay, nigga.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-09-04
Holy shit. I actually want to fight you now for not dropping this.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-09-04
We'll have to crowd fund 1/6th of a Jim Morton cartoon to raise those kind of funds.
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-09-04
/r/iamverybadass
1 doodoopeepees 2017-09-04
try taking it from the devil you dumb sock cucka. I sold my soul to that mug in 19666
1 Frankwasbetter 2017-09-04
Machete doesn't kill.
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-04
This guy is so crazy and deep. Edgy.
1 thordagen 2017-09-04
So does /tv/ have a challenge for /b/ ? Then again I doubt anyone gives a fuck about Gomites.
1 uralldiseased 2017-09-04
I like this guy but acting tough makes anyone look stupid.
1 DigitalTorque 2017-09-04
empty cans always rattle the loudest...
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-09-04
He's still seething over Sherrod and the $750 a show. SERENITY NOW!!!
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-04
"Ill fuck you until you love me faggot" -Luis J Gomez
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-09-04
Luis has the dead-dad syndrome many puerto-ricans seem to have. He also had a fucking terrible childhood. This makes him a mean motherfucker who will grab life by the balls.
He might seem like a total fuckwit, but listen to his podcast for a while and he comes off as genuine and funny. He just leaves an incredibly shitty first impression. He's better than Big Jay and that try-hard Dave.
1 edfromla 2017-09-04
Can't get much faggier than this
1 Thizzordie010 2017-09-04
Luis must be feeling good because he's Krappy Doodlez
1 Soflodude32 2017-09-04
Way to play your stereotype, chicano
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-09-04
"Trust me, you don't want to fuck with me. TRUST ME!"
1 gameday69 2017-09-04
This is how you teach your son to be a nigger faggot.
1 Sthenine 2017-09-04
I'm a little late to the whole LOS thing but is he a stand up? I honestly don't know-I think of him as a podcast guy that has a foot in the fidget spinner street scene. He's all attitude and no jokes.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-09-04
"We were going to go skullfuck that guy's Dads dead corpse but then we took a lot of drugs"
"Hahaaahaahaaa"
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-09-04
He's Puerto Rican, violence and threats is the only way he learned how to communicate. In 3rd grade he head butted a wheelchair bound invalid for calling him a real ass bro.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-09-04
Only if it's your nuts off my butt, friend