Opie getting a show on WFAN would be extremely entertaining

3  2017-09-03 by maynardsabeast

Listening to that train wreck would bring everyone here so much joy. he knows absolutely nothing and would be replacing a human sports almanac that literally lives and breathes sports. It would be the typical hate he gets here mixed with a completely different brand of hate from crotchety old NY sports fans who will be pissed off Francesas gone in the first place but than to be replaced by a shock jock who literally knows nothing about sports would drive them insane and lead to a whole new brand of hate. The combination of the ruthless meanness this place breeds joining forces with crotchety old NY sports fans already pissed off that Francesa gone but than to be replaced by a shock jock with a far below average knowledge of all sports would be epic. Those guys may not be as quick witted, ruthless, and mean as this sub but their level of hate will be equal and their ability to spend their time letting him know about it will actually be superior.

Obviously there is a zero percent chance of him getting that show and he truly is delusional or just trolling, but god damn the entertainment value in that actually happening is sky high. Do not try and derail this if there's even a .01% chance of it happening. Encourage it, voice your support, and cheer for it

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Nigga I ain't reading that shit

FAWWK YEAH CUZ, READIN IS FOR NERDS, YA FEEL ME? IF YA READIN, YA AINT BREEDIN

cut that part out babe it made me look stupid

Outside of details of The Smigo's affair with Bam, I don't care enough to read that much information about Opie.

It was a joke "ApprilFells", I thought you'd appreciate that sort of thing

Go'own now

Do you realize you wrote "joining forces with crotchety old NY sports fans already pissed off that Francesca is gone but than to be replaced by a shock jock" twice in the same post? First of all it's "then" not "than"... but how the fuck do you have the same 24 words back to back twice in one post and not have it be a quote? That's just weird as fuck.

He couldn't make it through one night of doing the 20/20 updates.

Listening to a week of "Opie" hosting WFANs afternoon show would be the weirdest shit ever, highly entertaining, and a train wreck in every possible way. Fuck I want it to happen badly

Bruce from Bayside and Doris from Rego Park would tear him a new one.

We heard you the first time