What happens first? Opie lumps Carl in with the "haters"? Or Carl realizes Opie is delusional and insane?
25 2017-09-03 by DaveNone
I think Carl will realize that Opie is nuts but won't be able to say anything because he's tied himself to Opie tightly and if he walks away he looks like a bigger fool than everyone already thinks he is.
7 comments
1 Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2017-09-03
Carl has been Scorched by Opie, and he probably knows it, but it's not like he has other shit going on. I guess he lost a friend by siding so hard against Roland, something tells me they Weren't That Close™. He also doesn't need to worry about people knowing he made a fool of himself: If a food court chef sucks Opie's tits on a popup show nobody watches, does he get any DIIIP?
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2017-09-03
I remember seeing a tweet on Opie's timeline where some bag of shit father posted his downsy baby going "DIIIIP" as he dipped a piece of bread into something. I have nothing to add here other than I hope that kid is conor peterson'd soon.
1 Suibu 2017-09-03
That kids gonna be the next conor mcgregor
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-09-03
I think Carl is around Opie because Carl is a wannabe star/personality and sees Opie as possible stepping stone. I see Carl going away as Opie can do less and less to benefit Carl.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-03
Guy Fieri is no prize but that zilch has absolutely 0.0% chance of that hideous mug with its giant tooth gap getting anywhere near a real TV show and he should know better.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-09-03
Neither will happen. They'll go on living in their fantasy world for the rest of their days
1 TacolasCage 2017-09-03
You know how some special needs people need a handler when they go out in public? That's what Carl is to Opie.
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2017-09-03
I remember seeing a tweet on Opie's timeline where some bag of shit father posted his downsy baby going "DIIIIP" as he dipped a piece of bread into something. I have nothing to add here other than I hope that kid is conor peterson'd soon.
1 Suibu 2017-09-03
That kids gonna be the next conor mcgregor