In today's world, there is a chance his address could be posted all over the internet calling for the death of such racial insensitivity. A mentally disturbed graphic designer becomes obsessed over such a whimsical notion of hate onto an entire race and although not black himself, feels the killing will redeem all his failed fruits of labor. This death will lead to his son, Miles Dyson, on a path of trying to understand human error and fallacy. Dyson will become the world leader in a.i. In three years, Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Wow thanks so my life is meaningless and I just try and write these little things out for fun but no. You decide that people shouldn't be happy expressing themselves and should decide that comments should be kept to a minimum of one second of creative thought. Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
I hate how after he says he came with Rich and Rich puts him on the pay no mind list, he nods his head like "yeah I really got one over on him that time".
He did this for the entire LOS episode the night Opie was fired too. Luis almost lost it on him a few times and finally told him to shut the fuck up after awhile
It's obvious that nobody wants him there. Looks at expressions on everyone's faces when he starts talking. I wonder what must be going through his head when he does shit like this. I guess it took Opie actually getting fired for him to realize that betting on Opie helping his career was a stupid thing to do. He literally wasted no time forcing himself onto other shows. Even shows that have hosts that openly hate Opie. I'm sure he has somebody in his telling him that he needs to do everything he can to stay relevant and in people's minds. Telling him that he needs to get out there before people forget about him. The problem of course is that nobody wants him on their show, so he resorts to shit like this.
Although TBF Luis has encouraged him before because he's brought him weed. The last time he showed up to Skanks before the Michael Che episode where Luis and Dave looked like they wanted to punch him Luis was all "OMG I love Sherrod!" because he rolled him a big joint.
Jesus I thought comedians were hip, who the fuck can't get his own weed in one of the world's major cities? I can get it any time of day and I'm a small town loser.
I like how Sherrod thinks he is impressing people with his knowledge of Ireland, but the Irish chick is thinking "this nigger sounds like an idiot and is spouting off the 2 things he has heard about Ireland in his life."
And I am certain the word nigger was going through her head at the time.
38 comments
1 Opesterino 2017-09-02
vos has a great line n dumb non comedian just has to say " I came with you ". no funny line back, nothing. he sucks & I hate him.
1 Psych555 2017-09-02
Great line? It's the easiest joke possible.
1 rebldomakr99 2017-09-02
In today's world, there is a chance his address could be posted all over the internet calling for the death of such racial insensitivity. A mentally disturbed graphic designer becomes obsessed over such a whimsical notion of hate onto an entire race and although not black himself, feels the killing will redeem all his failed fruits of labor. This death will lead to his son, Miles Dyson, on a path of trying to understand human error and fallacy. Dyson will become the world leader in a.i. In three years, Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
1 Joe_Cumia 2017-09-02
Queer
1 rebldomakr99 2017-09-02
Wow thanks so my life is meaningless and I just try and write these little things out for fun but no. You decide that people shouldn't be happy expressing themselves and should decide that comments should be kept to a minimum of one second of creative thought. Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
1 OpieHasTits 2017-09-02
Faggot
1 NemoNobody_2092 2017-09-02
copy paste job, boring.
1 Psych555 2017-09-02
Whats a "geometric rate?"
1 fattypigfatty 2017-09-02
25$ per hour. Boo.
1 Opesterino 2017-09-02
okay decent line?
1 Psych555 2017-09-02
Well it got laughs, so...
1 placermutka 2017-09-02
The Charlottesville BOMB. Oooooooof
1 RickVince 2017-09-02
How was that even a joke?
Thanks for the setup, now how about a punchline...
1 GiygasFetus 2017-09-02
I hate how after he says he came with Rich and Rich puts him on the pay no mind list, he nods his head like "yeah I really got one over on him that time".
1 PFGtv 2017-09-02
Oh lord, he stinks.
1 Broken-Flowers 2017-09-02
what a bunch of nonsense "roast battles" are
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-09-02
Roasting total strangers, what could go wrong?
1 braunheiser 2017-09-02
He did this for the entire LOS episode the night Opie was fired too. Luis almost lost it on him a few times and finally told him to shut the fuck up after awhile
1 Killgore 2017-09-02
It's obvious that nobody wants him there. Looks at expressions on everyone's faces when he starts talking. I wonder what must be going through his head when he does shit like this. I guess it took Opie actually getting fired for him to realize that betting on Opie helping his career was a stupid thing to do. He literally wasted no time forcing himself onto other shows. Even shows that have hosts that openly hate Opie. I'm sure he has somebody in his telling him that he needs to do everything he can to stay relevant and in people's minds. Telling him that he needs to get out there before people forget about him. The problem of course is that nobody wants him on their show, so he resorts to shit like this.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-02
Although TBF Luis has encouraged him before because he's brought him weed. The last time he showed up to Skanks before the Michael Che episode where Luis and Dave looked like they wanted to punch him Luis was all "OMG I love Sherrod!" because he rolled him a big joint.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-02
Jesus I thought comedians were hip, who the fuck can't get his own weed in one of the world's major cities? I can get it any time of day and I'm a small town loser.
1 FatMosque 2017-09-02
Link to Luis telling dabesso to shut up?
1 FORKinmyDICK 2017-09-02
That was the worst ever. Literally had his mic turned off at one point, had to be disciplined like a fucking child. No awareness
1 harnal_the_grayt 2017-09-02
Roast Battle!
Sherrod sitting next to the main table and leaning in. The balls on this guy
1 literalotherkin 2017-09-02
best part of it is him mugging the audience for more laughs with his wide-nigger-eye thing after his Charlottesville joke bombed.
1 MF_Cumio 2017-09-02
I like how Sherrod thinks he is impressing people with his knowledge of Ireland, but the Irish chick is thinking "this nigger sounds like an idiot and is spouting off the 2 things he has heard about Ireland in his life."
And I am certain the word nigger was going through her head at the time.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-02
I bet the word nigger spoken by a girl with an Irish accent sounds adorable
1 footytang 2017-09-02
Iye ya durtay negga
1 Taureg01 2017-09-02
I hate Sherrod's fake black confidence, you are not a cool fit black guy, you are a fat annoying waste of space.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-02
Wow a Ja Rule reference. Sherrod is the hippest motherfucker ever.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-09-02
He's probably been using that line for crowd work since the 1999.
1 stupidfatbobkelly 2017-09-02
I hate how the Skanks and Sherrod sit in the back all smug like they're the fucking Cellar Crowd. Fucking hacks.
1 strappingyoungladdie 2017-09-02
He is the antithesis of witty
1 schmuckOnWheels 2017-09-02
What a nincompoop
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-09-02
Holy fuck, he asked the Irish girl if she was "Proddy or Fenian", and thought he was so cultured knowing that.
What kind of American are you Sherrod?
1 jamegumbsowingkit 2017-09-02
Nobody in Ireland uses those words other that 10 year old's in the playground suuure.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-02
It took Vos a total of 12 seconds to drop a "heresch the thing..."
1 grandmacaprio 2017-09-02
Fuckin drunk nigger salivating over the Irish girl.
1 Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-09-02
Sherrod has a drinking problem
1 Billyassman 2017-09-02
This must have been on his night off from the Cellar. Men's room attendants are hard to find.
1 OpieHasTits 2017-09-02
Faggot
1 NemoNobody_2092 2017-09-02
copy paste job, boring.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-09-02
He's probably been using that line for crowd work since the 1999.
1 jamegumbsowingkit 2017-09-02
Nobody in Ireland uses those words other that 10 year old's in the playground suuure.