What are your plans for tonight?

12  2017-09-01 by I_Hate_Knickers_Deux

I'm on a bus crossing the state and drinking beer with an old woman who carries her groceries on her humpback.

☺🍻!

85 comments

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-01

Like a sight-seeing bus?

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-01

Oh you.

No, I travel to see my brother in Leopoldina.

He is gay there.

1  Griz-x 2017-09-01

Getting shitfaced so I can look forward to shitting hot black liquid all tomorrow.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-01

I have no plans and all I've got is a little tiny ball of hash so I'll probably go to the beer store and pick up some Olde English and mean-mug the little nervous faggot who works the cash and make him stare at his shoes and stutter the price at me.

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-01

Don't bully.

😡

1  Thomas_Daly 2017-09-01

hes not nervous hes angling his nose downward because you stink, fatty

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-01

I smell like Eddie Bauer Adventurer and I'm in great shape. If your mother met me at a party she'd want to fuck me and I'd do it. Nice try with the hate tho.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-01

would you stomp a homeless mans cake just to impress the bitch you were with that night too?

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-01

No, I'd give him $10 and a blanket.

Of course I'd stomp that cake.

1  Thomas_Daly 2017-09-01

spheres are a great shape

1  senselessdegenerate 2017-09-01

Shuuuure... I like the like shapes

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-01

mary jane and whiskey and gluten free beer

1  nigforagua 2017-09-01

What brand is the beer?

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-01

coors peak, I use it as a chaser after a shot no harm done

1  nigforagua 2017-09-01

If you can find them, groundbreaker brewing has the best gluten free beers I've tried

1  RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-01

mary jane

Wow, you are a fucking faggot...

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-01

good one

1  RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-01

Hey man just smokin some MJ

Just chillaxin with a doob

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-01

when you attempt to be funny, its alot funnier

1  RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-01

Made you reply bitch

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-01

sad

1  RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-01

Stop talking to me you gay faggot

1  OsloJimmy 2017-09-01

Gonna get pissed on Bombay Sapphire and yell at my neighbours ... well, I sort of sit in my flat and curse the walls about muzzies with the sash thrown.

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-09-01

Give Hendricks a try if you have never had it. Great shit.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-01

Gin is for fat women on diets.

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-09-01

A gin martini straight up is one of the better drinks going, but i guess your Blue Moon with an orange slice sooths you during your time of the month. Cheers.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-01

I strictly drink malt liquor and Gibson's Finest Rare whiskey because the whole point of drinking is to punish your organs. Mixing drinks is fag shit.

1  David_Tosk 2017-09-01

See my last post

1  OsloJimmy 2017-09-01

Shooting gypsies? I'm all in

1  Bams_seed 2017-09-01

Wandering around the mall bc im too paranoid to go home

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-01

Sort your shit out, lady.

1  Bams_seed 2017-09-01

Welp i bought some b vitamins that are supposed to help with schizophrenia symptoms. Pray for me

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-09-01

You're a good egg, Bams_seed. Take care of yourself and have a signed photo.

1  Bams_seed 2017-09-01

Nice thanks

1  RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-01

Public bathroom shot of your pussy and asshole? It'll be freeing and make you stop thinking about people watching you through the Keurig machine.

1  Bams_seed 2017-09-01

http://imgur.com/UBLpLeh

My lesbian bff found me and gave me a ride home god bless her. Enjoying a grapefruit beer to calm my nerves

1  RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-01

<3

1  AsianAnalParty 2017-09-01

That grapefruit beer is so feminine you should just skip a step and pour it right in your cunt.

1  Opesterino 2017-09-01

how bad does that shit taste? I almost want buy some so I can have a drink on Opie when he dies.

1  DerpalSherpa 2017-09-01

That's the only acceptable grapefruit beer. you get a pass. GH drinks 2% shandy beers and spritzers.

1  Bams_seed 2017-09-01

Sweet vape bro

1  DerpalSherpa 2017-09-01

Thank you m'lady.

1  JohnQNo1 2017-09-01

A mentally ill, black, exhibitionist. Youre the gift that keeps on giving.

1  DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-01

I love the bush, gonna jerk off to this later.

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-01

I'd take you home with me for cuddles and kisses if I could.

I like to be the little spoon

1  Bams_seed 2017-09-01

Xoxo

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-01

I wish I had the social connections necessary to find a drug dealer.

I'm sick of hearing, "Why? Are you a cop?"

1  Bams_seed 2017-09-01

Stop looking like a narc

1  _snoop_ 2017-09-01

Whip your dick out. Cops would never do that.

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2017-09-01

Continuing my relapse and prowling for 18 year olds on Tinder, ya dig?

1  erockisadunce 2017-09-01

Hanging out at my beach house even though it's supposed to rain all weekend. Just wanted to get out of town

1  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-09-01

I can't afford air conditioning and it's 106 in my apartment right now so im sitting naked on the tile in the bathroom drinking PBR contemplating suicide

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-09-01

Heaven is air conditioned. Where you are on you way to is not. Rest in piss.

1  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-09-01

I already look like Ricardo Lopez so I'm working my way there.

1  Psych555 2017-09-01

I don't know who that is but the name sounds pissy for sure.

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-01

Please listen to me. I know what you're going through.

Do it.

Now.

1  Anarox 2017-09-01

Get a fan, put frozen bottles of water on front of it = Ghetto AC.

1  bornrevolution 2017-09-01

Either vape weed and play video games like a piece of shit or go out and DJ with my friend followed by doing the former things afterwards.

1  dom6502 2017-09-01

Maybe going to see a local comic or just bar hopping with the gf. Or both.

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-01

Rich Vos will be performing at Bananas in Poughkeepsie Thurs-Sunday.

2 drink minimum soda not included

1  RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-01

Smoking lots of weed and eating shitty snacks I got from Dollar General

1  racemic_mixture 2017-09-01

That Combos and beef jerky life huh?

1  DerpalSherpa 2017-09-01

And reject pringles that only contain 2 whole chips (wassat?) per tube.

1  sexylarrytate 2017-09-01

Listening to "No Trend" band on youtube while cooking a steak. Then fight the cat until it scratches me. Later sit outside staring at the stars drinking kava tea. End the night watching a Russian war movie.

1  Bams_seed 2017-09-01

Kava makes my lips numb and makes me nauseous i dont get it

1  DerpalSherpa 2017-09-01

I've only had Cava, and it made my asshole bleed last time I got it. Unfortunately that ruined lamb meatballs for me.

1  sexylarrytate 2017-09-01

No nausea here. I have it with kratom, ashwaganda, melanin, ginger, and bacopa.

1  tellingstart 2017-09-01

Watching Murphy Brown marathon and recording my commentary over the top.

1  holodog 2017-09-01

What's the deal with all her CRAZY secretaries?

1  KillaMemesOnThaSwarm 2017-09-01

Dox the /r/Incels mods to confirm Sam is one of them

1  lowjax47 2017-09-01

Blow, whore, booze

1  Moowon 2017-09-01

Lunch tin, container o' coffee, Hittin' the old jobsite. Another day another dollar am I right fellas?

1  RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-01

You sound like a loser

I hate people who get drunk then start talking to older strangers about their boring life, because you think it's novel or it makes you seem socially magnanimous or something. Only losers waste their alcohol intoxication time doing that, glad we don't hang out

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-01

"I said 'hopefully if things go well, I'll be with YOU tonight!'"

1  Silverfeesh 2017-09-01

Found myself a Princess she sounds like a keeper https://scranton.craigslist.org/w4m/d/princess-looking/6289660363.html

1  holodog 2017-09-01

That's a Scranton 7

1  DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-01

She's a fat bitch with kids but wants a tall man that's well built with a deep voice. Beggars can't be choosers, whore.

1  Silverfeesh 2017-09-01

And a house with no mention of races of kids. Read these for a laugh its amazing some of demands one bitch she was 410" said don't even reply if not at least 62"

1  Silverfeesh 2017-09-01

Wants a house also but no mention what color kids are. Never know could be burn victim that got huge settlement from the fire out there willing to take on this challenge

1  52017 2017-09-01

I'm going to count my abs to make sure all six are still there 😂😂😂

1  sexylarrytate 2017-09-01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta2n6tBkuhU

YES!

1  Nulltor 2017-09-01

The same thing I do every night, try to take over the world (eat pills and work on my nba2k14 3pt sg)

1  naziniggerfaggot 2017-09-01

shitpost on /pol/, wax my dodge challenger.

1  HandsomeMyles 2017-09-01

underrated

1  drconn 2017-09-01

Staring at the painful semi-dense tissue that has been bothering my shoulder for awhile and realizing that it's originating from a funky freckle. Went from saying goodnight to my two year old to "wtf, is this cancer?" Time to pretend this little incident never happened.

1  DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-01

I've had a headache for about a week now after a heavy night of drinking. I haven't had a beer in three days, and I really wanna drink. A few days ago when the headache started going away I drank half a beer and it cameback, it's usually dull but every now and then I have sharp stabbing pains in the back of my head. This is the longest I've gone in about 5 years without drinking. If the headache isn't gone by tomorrow I'm gonna go to the hospital.

I also watched Gone Girl earlier and it was good, but where the fuck were the recordings when she was in that dude's house? They made it a point that he was recording every square inch of his home and just glossed over the fact that there was video evidence. Why did she even bother putting wine in her lap and tie herself up if the recordings weren't found? Made no sense at all.

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-01

I bet you paused the scene when Ben got his peckha out and had a good look didn't you.

1  DanceLikeTheJig 2017-09-01

I don't recall that, link?

1  Nah_Ming 2017-09-01

Making fun of niggers and Jews on internet hate sites, followed by masturbating to internet pornography. Afterwards I'll stare at the wall and wonder where it all went wrong before crying myself to sleep. 😂

1  Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-01

Probably just gonna stay in bed all day

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-01

Want some company?

;)