Looking for something fun to do with my kids today. I'm strangely drawn to this place. Thanks Uncle Paul...

11  2017-09-01 by Johndzwi

17 comments

1  redtheftauto 2017-09-01

You should just fuck them. They'll remember it better than if you took them to some lame ass park.

1  Robert_Spiff_Kelly 2017-09-01

Opies daughter would pick the underwater Zoo at Jenkinsons

1  _Cursed 2017-09-01

Everyone knows there's nothing to do in Toms River.

1  JerseyLowLife 2017-09-01

they have a white castle

1  _Cursed 2017-09-01

And it's probably the only thing I miss about it.

1  Johndzwi 2017-09-01

Supposedly getting a Popeyes too...

1  connordon94 2017-09-01

Don't forget about the heroin

1  Pogo--The-Clown 2017-09-01

Take them to Pine Barrens to point and laugh at the Piney White trash

1  hoohootellemkeith 2017-09-01

Watch out for interior decorators.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2017-09-01

Humble brag about mating with a woman. We don't take too kindly to your type here.

1  Johndzwi 2017-09-01

Best 3 seconds of my life - twice.

1  KangolVos 2017-09-01

Don't take them to Creative Cardio. They got a fucking furry teaching that class.

1  Horst-Wessel-Lied 2017-09-01

Daddy why is there a hole cut out in back of his suit i can see his hiney hole

1  WeWuzKangz 2017-09-01

omg thats so racist, I cant even..ugh

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-09-01

Thanks for the circles, shitdick

1  Johndzwi 2017-09-01

They're ovals you rag

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-09-01

Hey friend, we live close to each other. Do you enjoy sucking dick?