Anthony Cumia is a black man

57  2017-09-01 by ScorchIsMyHero

73 comments

I can't tell if that broad on the right is ugly or not. Either way, I fuck men so who cares.

I've always been curious about fucking men. Does it hurt your anus of does the pleasure override the pain?

You worded that incorrectly since you won't be the one doing the fucking.

I don't want to be a selfish faggot, sir

Well then make sure to give yourself an enema and drink some imodium.

You have to start with missionary on your back like you're feet are in gynecologist stirrups. Go slow, lots of lube.

Once you're stretched a little, you will be taking cocks doggy style and sitting on them in no time sports fan.

pro tip

she's got that News Slut look down to a science

A future plastic surgey afficinado if I ever saw one.

Besides the Michael Jackson looking nose shes aight. Terrible picture though. No one looks good in a dark bar when some douche uses their camera flash.

The t shirt ,regular shirt combo what the refined trash of long island are wearing this fall .

You don't think a grown man should dress like a Cabbage Patch Kid?

or what nerdy 16 year olds wear to their first ever house party

superbad shit

Just let your Sooooouuullll Gloooooooo........Soul Glow.

i DO NOT rape victim blame. idgac if a naked woman passes out on a stranger's porch, ass up, the rapist has 100% control of their own fucking body.

but, and i'm just playin devils adovcate here, these women hanging out with a 2-shirted, clown hair, fredo-lookin 50 year old, i believe these WOMEN ARE SMART enough to not get raped by this man a second time!

once bitten, twice shy, three times a lady

I like how the girl in the middle is actively leaning away from Anthony.

That was his 17 year old girlfriend at the time.

Every picture he's in with her is the same.

Chemistree.

I hate how that's an outfit he'd wear on a "night out the town".

"What does that t-shirt even mean?" "Have you ever heard of a voice actor?"

"You hear that 30 second fictional commercial when optionally watching the television in Niko's apartment in Act II? I was THAT guy!"

He's just a cool guy. Tranth has a mansion, pool, video games- the fun never stops!

disgusting. i know he dressed bad for his show and around the house....but 'out'

wow

What are you talking about?

That's his dress short-sleeve button-down Oxford over a dress Hanes beefy-T.

Money doesn't buy you class.

For the sake of God cut that horrific hair, one shade darker and he'd look like Bootsy Collins.

He looks like an old sweaty Venezuelan sex pest. "hey lickle baby, let me touch you pussy and I won't slice your throat yes?

Nice Miles Davis hair, Ant!

He looks like my grandma when she was dying of cancer

It was the middle girl's 18 birthday.

He looks like my Mexican grandma

Abuelita Cumia

Where's my chancla?!

1...2... Grandpa's coming for you!

3... 4... Tranpa's at your front door

5...6... He brought chicks with dicks.

WAIT WAIT WAIT..uhh..9...10..CHIPPAHS AT IT AGAIN. Tss tss

7...8... Nice try with the hate

9...10...Tuck your penis back again

Very eatrogen-laden looking Queen in this pic. Facial expression reminds me of a pensive Lady Chablis wondering why it didn't get enough attention from John Cusack.

Gaddafi used to give speeches where he was appealing to africans and he would say shit like "...and why do they hate us? They hate us for our skin! They hate us for our curly hair!" and it's like, dude, you look fuckin' mongolian.

What the fuck is it with the Rockstar shirts. What 50 year old man wears a video game shirt to a club

The kind who hopes it will elicit questions that can lead to him revealing he had utterly inconsequential bit parts in a couple of them and that might somehow impress a young girl enough that she'll accept his withered italian sausage into her.

"I was the blacksmith in Red Dead Redemption!"

"I'm sorry, I was just leaving."

Too old for the club

Ernest P. Worrell with perm.

Why does he have to keep trying to fuck teens? Why can't he just be the cool funny dorky guy from 2007 who bought every game thing and bitched about driving?

I know we like to kid around about Ant's ethnic origins but seriously, there is no way you could convince me that the man in this picture is white.

He killed Swayze in Ghost.

LOL

Anthony needs to swear off appearing in pictures and video for the remainder of his life and career. This would be a major step towards making the world as a whole heal. He's not a man who should be seen. Looking at him and his activities is so problematic, yet his entire existence revolves around providing a photographic paper trail.

This should be the first image that pops up when you google Caucasian antithesis.

He looks like a creepy old lesbian grandma

Nigga looks like Chico DeBarge

Ant looks like somebody who would get murdered in a warehouse in West New York in 1977 during a drug deal gone wrong, then thrown into a meat disposal truck to be turned into Jell-O®

The light of a thousand suns couldn't blow out that Moorish skin.

Jheri curl.

he looks like Michael Jackson in Thriller (or now)

D'Anthony

Haha. He looks like Eazy E with that jerry curl

Was his best looking girlfriend.

Fucking cringe

Dude got money yet chooses to wear a free rockstar shirt they probably gave him while promoting gta 5 or some shit

Nigga loves his plaid, short sleeved, JC Penny Boys Apparel.

Is that Nicoleaky to the underage girl's left?

REMINDER: Anthony truly thinks that all grown men want to fuck kids, and are just too prudish or 'repressed' or something to admit it, and the only reason we pick on him is that we're jealous. He honestly feels this way.

He's just as delusional as 0pie in his own fucked up childhood kinda way.

Who doesn't like greasy curly dark hair?

once bitten, twice shy, three times a lady

Abuelita Cumia