He won them so much money shooting the lights out in championship games and winning math quiz bowls over the years that they gave him a no show caddy job.
For those who have blessedly been blocked, some dip shit makes a comment about "wise guys." He of humongous breasts and zero talent responds that the wise guys always treated him well, he has a lot of time for them, but when some of the Italian guys who didn't speak any English came over that scared him a lil bit. Just a taste.
Even if he's trying to be jokey and ironic, he has failed again, and I hope he falls asleep in front of a combine harvester.
You're not wrong but I don't see too many dagos building roads and blowing up assholes across the ocean. Oh, so you're ripping me off because I don't want some other cocksucker doing it? Gee thanks spaghetti nigger.
For him to rip off the Sopranos he'd have to have actually seen it. The fact the he was totally unable to partake in any on-air conversations about good film and TV suggests to me that he's more into game shows and The View. If he'd seen this particular episode of The Sopranos (where the Italian-speaking hitters whack Rusty), he'd know how fake this anecdote sounds. He probably picked up the story secondhand from some genuine Sopranos fan and appropriated it for himself.
He loves acting like he's connected. The only wise guy he know was Joey peasanos on mulberry street in the heart of little Italy. HOW THE FUCK DO I STILL REMEMBER THAT!
I know a couple guys that got out of the life (not Italian obviously) and I do everything to seperate myself from that shit.
They all beat women, prey on vulnerable people, steal from working people, and get off on the victimization of innocents.
Opie isn't smart enough to treat them as individuals. I suggested to a biker that he might not have as many problems with his meth head hooker girlfriend if he stopped beating on her, and he couldn't even comprehend what I was saying. It was so engrained in his head that women of lower stock need to be treated that way that he couldn't even process the idea.
Those are the type of dudes that Opie puts on a pedestal. If one of them ever put pressure on him, he would instantly crack and run to the cops, as a lilly white cracker should. But he's going to go on pretending like he's a tertiary member because it makes him feel hard.
The inevitable murder/suicide can't be far off now.
In reality we're all going to stop coming here then google him in 5-10 years and read a small blurb in The Hollywood Faggot explaining his divorce and diminished net worth
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1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-08-30
what a ginormous pile of hog shit this sloth is. I hope his wife gang fucks a band of gypsies on opies side of the bed.
1 Gregg_Hughes 2017-08-30
SHE DIDN'T FUCK BAM!!! GODDAMMIT
1 edfromla 2017-08-30
Is he trying to portray himself as some sort of Henry Hill? Just fuck off opie no one is buying this shit
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-08-30
He used to be a model for the mafia
1 Kurt_Love 2017-08-30
He won them so much money shooting the lights out in championship games and winning math quiz bowls over the years that they gave him a no show caddy job.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-08-30
Good one
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-08-30
He got punched in the face once for pallin' around with the moolies.
1 turdthief2 2017-08-30
Math whiz for the bookies
1 McGowan9 2017-08-30
Good doc about that rat mudderfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RoFmHR8S3Y
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-30
Tss, where's a good NURSE about him
1 McGowan9 2017-08-30
Ooof.
1 dmix 2017-08-30
still funnier than Joe Matarese
1 BiteMyB 2017-08-30
Fucking home run
1 dmix 2017-08-30
a REAL wiseguy
aka a pathetic old man who spent 40yrs+ leeching off the 5 "good years" he spent with cool guys before becoming a government snitch
1 McGowan9 2017-08-30
It was the Irish in him. They're 50% turncoats. White nigras. He never stood a chance - half Sicilian (North African), half Irish. Just a bad breed.
1 dmix 2017-08-30
Spoken like a true "Mc-"
1 MonsteRain 2017-08-30
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in radio
1 RBuddCumia 2017-08-30
1 FlashVirus 2017-08-30
Come to think of it...
Fucks over everyone he's ever worked with
Hated by everyone at the end, even his wife divorces him [in real life]
has to downsize and move halfway across the country
The parallels are striking
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-08-30
Gets feelings hurt when somebody's just busting his balls
People laugh at his jokes out of pure fear
Success and fortune despite idiocy
1 sherockradio 2017-08-30
Tony was pretty smart compared to the wops he was surrounded with
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-30
They're talking about Henry Hill you dumb son of a bitch.
1 laurens_tits 2017-08-30
Can someone get Joe Pesci to shoot this asshole in the foot.
1 McGowan9 2017-08-30
For those who have blessedly been blocked, some dip shit makes a comment about "wise guys." He of humongous breasts and zero talent responds that the wise guys always treated him well, he has a lot of time for them, but when some of the Italian guys who didn't speak any English came over that scared him a lil bit. Just a taste.
Even if he's trying to be jokey and ironic, he has failed again, and I hope he falls asleep in front of a combine harvester.
1 ucfgavin 2017-08-30
I appreciate you looking out for us
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1 TheDarkFezRises 2017-08-30
He left out the part where Lynsi fell in love with Furio Margera.
1 McGowan9 2017-08-30
That pony-tailed wop gave her the ole bracciole, but good.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-30
ðŸ˜
1 MrKayfabe 2017-08-30
Oh he talked to you, poor you!
1 andycumiashow 2017-08-30
Ralph Cifaretto once beat Opie to death by the guardrail behind The Bing.
1 McGowan9 2017-08-30
Nah. Opie's not "a beautiful, innocent creature."
1 majestik6 2017-08-30
She had exceptional breasts. Much better than Opie's.
1 lowend73 2017-08-30
She had better teeth than Opie, at least she had braces
1 MrKayfabe 2017-08-30
Opie had to borrow money from Silvio to get braces.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-30
She was whoooooo-ah!!!
1 BumbiBestie 2017-08-30
*The iBing
1 BumbiBestie 2017-08-30
*The iBing
1 BumbiBestie 2017-08-30
*The iBing
1 kingship75 2017-08-30
Ralph disrespected the Bing. Opie disrespected our ears. Amirite!?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-30
"Fan of wise guys." You know, the guys that shake down hard working legitimate businesses and steal their money to pay for golf outings.
1 majestik6 2017-08-30
So does the US government.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-30
mmmmMMAAAANNN!!!
1 GraveJ 2017-08-30
https://youtu.be/HChzRB8h6LU
1 dmix 2017-08-30
What a great jacket.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-08-30
You're not wrong but I don't see too many dagos building roads and blowing up assholes across the ocean. Oh, so you're ripping me off because I don't want some other cocksucker doing it? Gee thanks spaghetti nigger.
1 im_not 2017-08-30
Opie had a 90 lb. mole removed from his tit
1 DeclanGunn 2017-08-30
....the insinuation being that his tits are big enough to host a mole of that size.
1 Dawgsie 2017-08-30
The mole also complained about being attached to a 175 pound benign growth.
1 kingship75 2017-08-30
Dat's fawkin' gud!
1 dmix 2017-08-30
Isn't "Frank from the Bronx" that loser who always sucks up to Opie and calls in to Ronnies show all the time?
Only 40yr Italians with nothing going on in their lives cling on to the pathetic 'wise guy' routine.
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-08-30
OH! Forget abouuut it! Ya got a problem or something?
1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-30
tss tss i hope opie fawkin sleeps in a lake with fish or summtin in the fawkin water tss tss
1 BaggySpandex 2017-08-30
The man is afraid of the most romanticized language. Fuck outta here.
1 David_Tosk 2017-08-30
In that case, I hope he's Jackie Aprile. Senior.
Just go ahead and die
1 kingship75 2017-08-30
He's more of a Jackie, Jr...... In that he's stupid.
1 David_Tosk 2017-08-30
Jackie Jr also had tits. Just out of muscles
1 breadmoccasin 2017-08-30
How is one man so totally and perfectly retarded.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-08-30
He's irish. His mom was probably drunk throughout her pregnancy.
1 all_copacetic 2017-08-30
For him to rip off the Sopranos he'd have to have actually seen it. The fact the he was totally unable to partake in any on-air conversations about good film and TV suggests to me that he's more into game shows and The View. If he'd seen this particular episode of The Sopranos (where the Italian-speaking hitters whack Rusty), he'd know how fake this anecdote sounds. He probably picked up the story secondhand from some genuine Sopranos fan and appropriated it for himself.
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-08-30
cement bags, dudes.
1 Joemomma101 2017-08-30
I literally cringed reading that.
1 RJMontgomery 2017-08-30
He loves acting like he's connected. The only wise guy he know was Joey peasanos on mulberry street in the heart of little Italy. HOW THE FUCK DO I STILL REMEMBER THAT!
1 rahtin 2017-08-30
I know a couple guys that got out of the life (not Italian obviously) and I do everything to seperate myself from that shit.
They all beat women, prey on vulnerable people, steal from working people, and get off on the victimization of innocents.
Opie isn't smart enough to treat them as individuals. I suggested to a biker that he might not have as many problems with his meth head hooker girlfriend if he stopped beating on her, and he couldn't even comprehend what I was saying. It was so engrained in his head that women of lower stock need to be treated that way that he couldn't even process the idea.
Those are the type of dudes that Opie puts on a pedestal. If one of them ever put pressure on him, he would instantly crack and run to the cops, as a lilly white cracker should. But he's going to go on pretending like he's a tertiary member because it makes him feel hard.
1 KangolVos 2017-08-30
*LoWer StOcK
1 Billyassman 2017-08-30
I hope Opie starts smelling almonds soon.
1 forcedhammer 2017-08-30
In reality we're all going to stop coming here then google him in 5-10 years and read a small blurb in The Hollywood Faggot explaining his divorce and diminished net worth
1 KangolVos 2017-08-30
Gotta be careful, not say any names.
1 RickVince 2017-08-30
Went to this Twitter for the first time in a long time only to see him being cruel to Bobo again...
God what an ass.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-08-30
Is there ANY WAY we can use our skills to get Opie killed by the mafia?
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-08-30
"I go deep with the wise guyssssss" in his best Ron Bennington rip off, of course.
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1 dmix 2017-08-30
still funnier than Joe Matarese
1 ucfgavin 2017-08-30
I appreciate you looking out for us
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-08-30
Gets feelings hurt when somebody's just busting his balls
People laugh at his jokes out of pure fear
Success and fortune despite idiocy
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