Every single "roaster" only roasts Joe, just the meanest things imaginable.
Tell him he has to stay the entire night if he wants to get paid.
He either has to sit through hours of jokes about what a pathetic hack whose nothing comedy career is entirely financed through his wife or leave and get nothing.
Its so sad he wont name a price. So delusional to think people cant see that ploy...How much money you want? i dont know, how much money you want to give? ugh.
Its not like putting on a roof though! LOL Oh wait, Youre selling a service
He's only doing this for his comedy ego. This is not providing for his family, they'd literally be better off if he got a job at Walmart. No one should feel bad for mocking his delusions.
I'm not saying Matarese is a smart man, but even he might be able to connect the dots when he receives an inquiry about a show for the first time in months and then suddenly loads of abusive e-mails.
I've never heard this guys stand up or ever listened to him on a pod cast. Just how bad is he? I also think you should get the price as low as possible, to take away his dignity.
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1 Tlk619 2017-08-30
oh god hahah. Hilarious but I just feel bad at this point.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-30
I feel bad always anyway.
crowdfundingthissubhiresjoe
He'd have to do it.
He could roast Braunie and that fat cunt spaceedge.
1 bornrevolution 2017-08-30
but braunnie is such a good sweet boy
we also need brian gilgore on the roster
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
It was for a bachelor party of 15.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-08-30
Tell him it's a gay wedding, and see if he's willing to strip or do sexual stuff... ya know, as a goof
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
Providing it's presented as a comedy show, I am certain he'd take a load in the face on stage.
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-30
Just book him for real. He'll show up for a plate of lasange.
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
I live in England. I could pay him and just send him to a random location just to drive home how much I don't want him?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-30
Crumpets suck ass.
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
They're not good at all...
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-08-30
I do like those faggy little cucumber sandwiches though.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-08-30
Tell Joe his roast idea is a great one.
Get mean people from this sub to be "friends".
Every single "roaster" only roasts Joe, just the meanest things imaginable.
Tell him he has to stay the entire night if he wants to get paid.
He either has to sit through hours of jokes about what a pathetic hack whose nothing comedy career is entirely financed through his wife or leave and get nothing.
Put the roast on youtube before the Vos Roast.
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
That is worth every penny and is legitimately an amazing idea.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-08-30
Too bad it will never happen
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
And people are bashing me for being cruel - imagine if we actually did this?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-30
1 TPuffs 2017-08-30
Fly me out, I'll do it. Ill even fight him for $70
1 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-08-30
He's a desperate never-was sadsack and every shred of decency is telling me this is a terrible idea...but I can't tell you not to do it.
1 Bozdeep 2017-08-30
Leave him alone. Its just sad now.
1 Opesterino 2017-08-30
what a maroon. try to see how low he will actually go.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-08-30
i'm tapping out of the Matarese hate, this is just too fucking sad
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
He really didn't need to add the "in Nov" bit
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
Update:
http://imgur.com/a/mSPPp
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-08-30
Its so sad he wont name a price. So delusional to think people cant see that ploy...How much money you want? i dont know, how much money you want to give? ugh.
Its not like putting on a roof though! LOL Oh wait, Youre selling a service
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
He'd "scare the hell out of me" if I knew how much he's been paid sometimes.
$30 is not that scary Joe...
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-08-30
Seems like one of his depressing live streams he mentioned how much he was getting for a few night run at that club....was not a lot
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
He probably gets about $20-30 for a spot somewhere in the city (if anybody actually books him) so my offer's pretty generous considering.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-30
I expect Joe will email you two days before the expected date and beg you to agree to $250.
1 just_a_mean_person 2017-08-30
He probably counts his wife's salary as "him getting paid" as well though...
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
She probably goes to the bookers before he does sets and gives them more money to give him.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-08-30
$100-200
I don't even do stand up and even I cringed at that price hahha
1 Jaeromaru 2017-08-30
Let him know Jimmy, Ant, and Artie will be there too
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
I'm gonna ask him to do it for about $100-200 but then say that something has eaten up more of the budget and see if he'll do it for less.
1 JesusHDice 2017-08-30
He's only doing this for his comedy ego. This is not providing for his family, they'd literally be better off if he got a job at Walmart. No one should feel bad for mocking his delusions.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-08-30
18:35? tss tss yore FAWKIN clock is broken cuzz tss tss
1 NickDutchNinja 2017-08-30
At least the man has a professional e-mail address.
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
It would be a real shame if he suddenly got loads of abusive emails...
1 NickDutchNinja 2017-08-30
I'm not saying Matarese is a smart man, but even he might be able to connect the dots when he receives an inquiry about a show for the first time in months and then suddenly loads of abusive e-mails.
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
I think you're giving this man far too much credit but probably better to play safe.
1 ThisGameIsWeird 2017-08-30
My reaction when I read this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W78GyBn2GBY
1 _youtubot_ 2017-08-30
Video linked by /u/ThisGameIsWeird:
$quote Oh no.
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1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-08-30
LOL
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-08-30
would you like to know Amy Schumer's personal email address?
1 joomommyhappy 2017-08-30
I don't like Joe, but I don't like this. The dude is clearly in a bad way, and at least partially retarded. Leave him alone, please.
1 BatKnuckles 2017-08-30
Agreed. This is something Opie would do/endorse. Turn this on someone who deserves it - Joe Cumia maybe.
1 Galloping_Bull 2017-08-30
Same here. I laughed, but we should do this with BroJoe, or Opie...
1 mcb84 2017-08-30
Oh no, I've never been so sad to not see 'peckaz'
1 Wolosocu 2017-08-30
Trolling the wrong Joe. If you want to fake book someone to fuck with them, it should be Brother Joe.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-08-30
I've never heard this guys stand up or ever listened to him on a pod cast. Just how bad is he? I also think you should get the price as low as possible, to take away his dignity.
1 robocopsboner 2017-08-30
Opie levels of arrogance with Scorch levels of success. He deserves all the hate. Watch the infamous live "Fixing Joe" disaster
1 puppy_action_team 2017-08-30
This guy is not good.
1 porsalin 2017-08-30
It would be a real shame if he suddenly got loads of abusive emails...
1 robocopsboner 2017-08-30
Opie levels of arrogance with Scorch levels of success. He deserves all the hate. Watch the infamous live "Fixing Joe" disaster