Detroit has enough fucking problems

4  2017-08-30 by crookedmile

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No one is more authentic than Kid Rock.

Is there honestly enough Kid Rock memorabilia to decorate even one wall of a restaurant?

There's a BBQ joint in Indiana we dropped by traveling through. The entire restaurant had been repainted except for one. Kid rock had signed it, so they left it untouched.

I was in middle school in Michigan in the late 90's. His awful rap rock cd with the middle finger on it was douchey even then.

Isn't he running for office too or something like that?

Mayor, I think.

Detroit Free Press immediately get a pop up to buy subscription

Remember that midget he used to always hang out with?

Well that midget's dead