I think you have to really how to suck a dick, though. I'm thinking of Chelsea Handler when I write this. Also: Do you think Leslie Jones tossed Lorne Michaels' salad?
I was just thinking that. Must be nice to be even a "6" and only have to put 45% the effort AND years into stand up, and make enough money to quit your day job and get paid to have fun all the time. Get booked on shows that someone else 20x funnier should be on, but doesn't because he has a penis.
I don't know her stand up, but she was good on Rogan. They had her on O&J one day, and some old-timer. Robert Klein mayne, or maybe a singer. And he said something about women not being treated fairly. And she said "rape culture" three times and nobody called her on it. Jim had left for one reason or another. I was so annoyed, I think he would have called her on it.
You're right. Maybe this was the time Jim was going to break out of the Friend Zone and call out someone, particularly a hot chick, on her bullshit and let her stomp all over "the sweet art" that is comedy.
It sounds like an insanely large size. But it's not a lot bigger than normal.
Basically breasts are ENORMOUS in 2017. It's not just Opie that has giant tits, it's a worldwide phenomenon.
And retails aren't able to cope with the dizzing variety of boobs in 2017, they've basically buried their head in the sand.
In 1990 I thought a "C" cup was fucking humongous. In 2017, the average bra size is "XX" and odd are, she's wearing a size that's way too small.
"A 2013 survey from lingerie retailer Intimacy revealed the average bra size in America is 34DD — a leap from the average 34B it was 20 years earlier. There are several reasons as to why, including inflated cup sizes, plastic surgery, and the rising obesity rate. After all, breasts are largely made up of fatty tissue, meaning the more fat a person has, the bigger the breasts."
If women want to start being considered "funny", then they gotta start purging people like this out of the scene. Take out the self-righteous twats (Esposito, Notaro), and the hot basic bitches using comedy as a vehicle to keep themselves "hot" as they get older, and then we'll talk.
These people aren't exciting. And they're just brining potentially funny women down. Maria Bamford is the only funny/original women I've seen in some time, not enough.
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1 dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-08-29
Whoa! Boobs! Cool!
1 knitro 2017-08-29
Comedy is just a vehicle for hot but not model hot girls to get famous.
1 mcb84 2017-08-29
Like Lauren
1 Coosaw 2017-08-29
Like Amy. Perfect example.
1 knitro 2017-08-29
No but like Sarah Silverman, Iliza Schleisinger, Nikki Glaser, Chelsea Peretti, Natasha Leggero, etc etc.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2017-08-29
Yeah but, who's funnier than Sarah Silverman, Iliza Schlesinger, Nikki glaser, and Chelsea perretti? Oh yeah, dudes
1 dwc151 2017-08-29
And AIDS.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-08-29
I think you have to really how to suck a dick, though. I'm thinking of Chelsea Handler when I write this. Also: Do you think Leslie Jones tossed Lorne Michaels' salad?
1 throwawawyy2 2017-08-29
Leslie could probably stick a plate in her lower lip and do some real special shit to ur ass/balls
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-29
I was just thinking that. Must be nice to be even a "6" and only have to put 45% the effort AND years into stand up, and make enough money to quit your day job and get paid to have fun all the time. Get booked on shows that someone else 20x funnier should be on, but doesn't because he has a penis.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-08-29
Sometimes I wish I was a white chick with a solid rack and a passable face. I would never have to work.
1 crookedmile 2017-08-29
oof
1 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-08-29
Kinda makes up for her being a plain Jane bitch mediocre comic.
1 Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-08-29
The double d`s are also is her comedic ability grades
1 Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-08-29
The double d`s are also her comedic ability grades
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-08-29
But then you have to listen to her vapid parroting and look at her Fiona Shrek face. Wait.. gimp mask. I'm back in boys!
1 EskimoEscrow 2017-08-29
I don't know if I should laugh or cum.
1 McGowan9 2017-08-29
Hello mummy....
1 JeremyACrosby 2017-08-29
Suddenly I'm a huge fan of her comedy, weird.
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-08-29
What did you think these assholes let her open for them because she's talented?
1 prelbetemper 2017-08-29
their comedy shows
1 Opprobriousness 2017-08-29
I like her tits.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-08-29
Wow I never realized how funny she was!
1 fawwkyeah 2017-08-29
kelsey cook is hot as fuck, which guarantees she isn't funny at all
1 Lish_fips89 2017-08-29
I would love to fill her with seed.
1 User_Name13 2017-08-29
Damn she looks even funnier than Iliza Schlesinger.
1 StuffOpieThrew 2017-08-29
I don't know her stand up, but she was good on Rogan. They had her on O&J one day, and some old-timer. Robert Klein mayne, or maybe a singer. And he said something about women not being treated fairly. And she said "rape culture" three times and nobody called her on it. Jim had left for one reason or another. I was so annoyed, I think he would have called her on it.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-08-29
No he wouldn't have. Aside from Nancy Grace he hasn't been real with an annoying guest in years. Remember the Belle Knox interview?
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-08-29
You're right. Maybe this was the time Jim was going to break out of the Friend Zone and call out someone, particularly a hot chick, on her bullshit and let her stomp all over "the sweet art" that is comedy.
1 3stepsbackward 2017-08-29
And Jim Norton will never be able to suck on them.
1 Reaktif 2017-08-29
Yeah she doesn't have penises on her chest
1 majestik6 2017-08-29
That's not a DD. That's a G cup.
http://us.curvykate.com/lingerie-swimwear-32H-bra
(My wife is a J cup and hers are a little bigger than this.)
1 KangolVos 2017-08-29
J cup? Goodness, friend.
1 majestik6 2017-08-29
https://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/
It sounds like an insanely large size. But it's not a lot bigger than normal.
Basically breasts are ENORMOUS in 2017. It's not just Opie that has giant tits, it's a worldwide phenomenon.
And retails aren't able to cope with the dizzing variety of boobs in 2017, they've basically buried their head in the sand.
In 1990 I thought a "C" cup was fucking humongous. In 2017, the average bra size is "XX" and odd are, she's wearing a size that's way too small.
"A 2013 survey from lingerie retailer Intimacy revealed the average bra size in America is 34DD — a leap from the average 34B it was 20 years earlier. There are several reasons as to why, including inflated cup sizes, plastic surgery, and the rising obesity rate. After all, breasts are largely made up of fatty tissue, meaning the more fat a person has, the bigger the breasts."
1 aaron91325 2017-08-29
Your bra focused autism is admirable.
1 Psych555 2017-08-29
So fat chicks who should be wearing a 56B are stuffing themselves into a 38DD. Good to know.
1 BabyDinosaurHead 2017-08-29
Shut the fuck up and post her fat tits.
1 majestik6 2017-08-29
I did a couple years ago using a throwaway account. I think I had her hold up a sign saying "O&A Party Rock" IIRC. (not loying)
1 BabyDinosaurHead 2017-08-29
Shut the fuck up.
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-08-29
You must have loved when the Sears and Penny's catalogs would show up.
1 turnthemaround 2017-08-29
It sounds like since there's more fat people, boob size went up. She still looks like DD to me. I think she's around Nortons height.
1 FurdTerguson88 2017-08-29
https://youtu.be/8e5SV3uzgX4
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1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-08-29
could be. i'm just going on what she said on Sam's show a while back.
1 majestik6 2017-08-29
Oh, she just doesn't know any better. She should hire me to measure her, for a nominal fee.
1 dwc151 2017-08-29
She said 31DD. I didn't even know odd numbers were a thing.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-29
She hasn't released a video of someone fucking her face into oblivion as of yet, and I'm gonna take that as a sign of disrespect.
1 lowend73 2017-08-29
She's a woman of lower stock
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-08-29
appril faaahls
1 lowend73 2017-08-29
sHeDDuP
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-08-29
aah peckaz^
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-08-29
Would smear my cum upon
1 alobesmooth 2017-08-29
lmao hashtag sunburnt boobs oh my G lol Kelsey is great
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-08-29
Deez Nuts!
1 DryTeeth 2017-08-29
Wow. I'm now starting to realize how fuxking funny Kelsey really is.
1 DryTeeth 2017-08-29
Those are Gregg Hughes League titties.
1 Reaktif 2017-08-29
I would give good money to watch her and Esther Ku finger each others b-holes to some 80's tunes
1 laurens_tits 2017-08-29
It known pervert Jim Norton just wants to be friends.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-08-29
Who knew she was friends with Cerisi?
1 Bibimbap4211 2017-08-29
Do we know if she's pissed in Jim's mouth?
1 home127 2017-08-29
Mommy
1 TangerineReam 2017-08-29
If women want to start being considered "funny", then they gotta start purging people like this out of the scene. Take out the self-righteous twats (Esposito, Notaro), and the hot basic bitches using comedy as a vehicle to keep themselves "hot" as they get older, and then we'll talk.
These people aren't exciting. And they're just brining potentially funny women down. Maria Bamford is the only funny/original women I've seen in some time, not enough.
1 Daevinci 2017-08-29
And herpes on her bottom lip.
1 FrankNigga 2017-08-29
The funniest thing she could ever do is dip her ugly head in acid.
1 DiaperDanza 2017-08-29
Kelsey Cook's mouth is a like a Mexican garbage can. It's where everyone throws their dirty shit wipes.
1 aidspiss 2017-08-29
This is what Adolf Hitler had in mind when he was thinking of a good hausfrau.
1 NashuaDan 2017-08-29
What's that thing on her lip?
1 ThePittWolf 2017-08-29
Confirmed https://www.instagram.com/p/BRO97_Dh7hU/
1 KennethFresno 2017-08-29
She's not fucking you.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-08-29
Look at those luscious feeders
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-08-29
appril faaahls
1 majestik6 2017-08-29
Oh, she just doesn't know any better. She should hire me to measure her, for a nominal fee.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-08-29
As are dicks
1 dwc151 2017-08-29
She said 31DD. I didn't even know odd numbers were a thing.