feed them to the dogs

Motion to exclude Roseanne. Shes hilarious.

No she isnt

thats hate speech.

Lamp oil is worth something

Sell them to the black market maaaan.

Not true. Someone has to give balance. If everyone was a ten it would lose it's value.

there could never be enough 10s

The law of equivalent exchange.

Dafuq? If everyone was a ten, there would be world peace. There'd be nothing for any of these ugly fucks ruling us to compensate for.

Nonsense. We'd find shit to kill for.

You could convert them into a pretty comfortable mattress?

Build a giant oven and toss them in.

They could burn a few every morning in all towns and cities. Everyone loves the smell of bacon in the morning.

Really? didnt you ever think that without them, we would have never been granted the blessing of mc serchs show?

Are you talking about those fine Jimmy Dean Scotch gals?

Jimmy Dean sossitch

This sossitch is shite!

Well they're good for practice-fucking when you're an inexperienced boy.

exactly. that is where I mastered patrice's pussy eating technique. spread the lips with your thumbs to reveal the clit. go to town for 15 minutes like a soldier

Not true. In order for a girl to be desperate enough to fuck a guy like me she has to have not been touched in at least two years l. This only happens to fat girls. I have yet to find one, but it ms really my only hope

Not true. I've always noticed that friendly fat girls get more attention at a bar. Basically guys are always hitting on them because they think they 'have a shot.'

Bars are like prison. You have to walk up the prettiest girl you can find and punch her right in the face.

At least that's why my said as the police were driving him away.

False. Skinny white trash guys and black guys need someone to love, too.

don't forget us spics

I like'em.

Me too

They're good for raising kids. That's it

Drop the word "fat" from your title and you have a better point.

They're fun to lead on. I got decent money and gifts by giving a fat chick attention. She found out I was milking her (pun intended) and she ended up cutting me off.

What'd you get?

A TV, a PS4, an electric bicycle, and some minor repairs on my old vehicle. Along with probably $10k or so over the course of a year.

Without fat women, we wouldn't have the song "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen. I kind of like that song!

I go deep wit da Queen brothaman!

No she isnt