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27  2017-08-28 by JespyZero

16 comments

Roland looking good.

At his best, as good as it gets.

It is a rarity, but some people look better fat. Clearly not as fat as he got. But a thin Roland looks like some weird Mayan or Aztec midget with premature balding going on a casting call.

That's not necessarily true. He'd just have to get a hair transplant (not plugs, but the individual follicles) and grow it a little forward and to the side to cover up his forehead, wear more flattering clothes (anyone could put on an oversized old purple Ed shirt and take them down a pig), maybe add that Balbo moustache/goatee beard thing, and work on his smile more [a lot of men don't realize how much their smile can be adjusted] and he'd look better.

Is this an excerpt from a pick-up book you're writing in 1982?

I'm just saying it's a very pessimistic attitude to act like this is someone's ceiling.

The look when you've eaten all the Romanian runaways you had chained up in your basement and then you remember the Estonian student hogtied in your trunk.

the face of a dude who goes deep with CP

He looks great! I know we hate Roland, but credit where credit is due. The man lost a lot of weight.

People not in inner circle 1/2

That's gotta feel great to be apart of that group.

Roland 2 hundred pounds ago

Where's number 4

Just posted 4 & 5. Thanks for holding me accountable buddy!

It is a rarity, but some people look better fat. Clearly not as fat as he got. But a thin Roland looks like some weird Mayan or Aztec midget with premature balding going on a casting call.

That's not necessarily true. He'd just have to get a hair transplant (not plugs, but the individual follicles) and grow it a little forward and to the side to cover up his forehead, wear more flattering clothes (anyone could put on an oversized old purple Ed shirt and take them down a pig), maybe add that Balbo moustache/goatee beard thing, and work on his smile more [a lot of men don't realize how much their smile can be adjusted] and he'd look better.