**Blocks your path** Sup, pest, heard you like to shit post about my height on a forum dedicated to two washed up shock jocks you unironically hate. What do you do?

54  2017-08-28 by _Backstreets_

39 comments

I refuse to be intimidated by a man wearing a fanny pack.

Someone get this fannyeeeee pack girl a bandaleer.

He has reached Jason Ellis embarrassing

Die laughing.

Step over him.

Wordiest shirt of all time.

The back story is hilarious. From a con artist martial arts instructor that would segregate the black males in the classes from the females.

The guy was a charlatan, but of course Rogan thinks hes a martial arts genius.

Duane Ludwig did that?!? That's hilarious.

Why do you think he's a charlatan? My coach knows Duane and flys to Colorado to train with him a few times a year. I've heard nothing but good things about him and Bang.

First of all, it's gay to discuss mma and wrestling.

Second listen to fabers interview with her waning about him. The guy seems like a retarded scumbag. Best thing he told dillashaw to do was copy Cruz's style.

You're right, that all sounds very gay

Wait, wtf did Ludwig do?

It wasn't me. It was /u/ApeNia.

I dindu nuffin

Let him pummel me, consult with Ted Sheckler's Litigator Emporium and watch the dough roll in.

Is it just him confronting me or will it be him and Bill Burrs wife like in the pic?

Dat's fawkin' good!

That's still the best fucking werewolf design to date.

Thats from American werewolf in London right? That whole movie is great

The ones in Howl were pretty good

.45 to both knee caps

I unironically like both O&A and I like joe too.

I guess I don't belong here do I

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shit myself as a defense mechanism

Joke's on you pal, Joe love shit on his dick

Avoid bridges.

I distract him by telling him the universe is infinite and expanding and has he ever really thought about that maaan?

He looks like George Michael

He gonna start jerking

/cast male vitality hormone pills blocker spell

Joe blocks! (0 dmg)

/cast totally straight sounding UFC move "Rear Naked Choke"

Joe gets erection!

/cast flee..... Fails!

Joe casts Anaconda Choke (actual thing)!

Sucessful!

You have been raped!

I'm 6 foot 5 so I guess I would try not to step on the little fella.

6'5" | 1.96 metres

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You should have stayed away from non-zoo radio shows

Drop some dmt on the ground, and while he scrambles to grab it, I run off.

Scorch got ripped

I use his head as a spring point for my hands as I hurdle over him like a small child leapfrgogging a fire hydrant.

Squish him under my thumb.

Use my Ant Man powers to shrink down and prepare to grapple.

"YOGA" and situation is diffused.

I thought this was brother Joe at first.