He was about to toss a molotov cocktail at the protest but suddenly his phone vibrated. His hands were full so he just tucked the cocktail under his chin for a second while he quickly checked his numbahs from his latest tweet. Sadly he was a bit too slow.
You ever wear pants that're too big, you tighten the belt and the pants fold over? Shes doing that with her fucking belly. She's so fat and sloppy that when the waistband clamps down, she folds the two halves of her belly into eachother to make the circumference smaller. Used to work with a lady who did that and I caught a few glimpses when she'd move weird.
10 comments
1 Yaseetheo 2017-08-27
Looks like he is covered in fun. That's Jim alright.
1 CUNTYMOM 2017-08-27
usually these posts are a reach and never funny but god damn this is great.
1 Skivsamlaren 2017-08-27
What is going on with his throat?
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-27
Ant came down his throat then pulled out too quickly. Oral sex equivalent of the pink sock.
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-08-27
He was about to toss a molotov cocktail at the protest but suddenly his phone vibrated. His hands were full so he just tucked the cocktail under his chin for a second while he quickly checked his numbahs from his latest tweet. Sadly he was a bit too slow.
1 GeMigMat 2017-08-27
mixed messages on image 18
1 blackirishlad 2017-08-27
jesus christ, so many fat women
1 yeojaerdna 2017-08-27
I saw one with a butt as her belly. How is that possible? I would've thought that the fat rolls would be stacked vertically, not horizontally.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-27
You ever wear pants that're too big, you tighten the belt and the pants fold over? Shes doing that with her fucking belly. She's so fat and sloppy that when the waistband clamps down, she folds the two halves of her belly into eachother to make the circumference smaller. Used to work with a lady who did that and I caught a few glimpses when she'd move weird.
1 J2daEWW 2017-08-27
Lol
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2017-08-27
He heard man milk takes away the pain of pepper spray.