Jim on Monday
97 2017-08-27 by deanthecleanmachine
Yaknow man, I thought Mcgregor was winning the fight up until he lost. its like, uhhhh, mcgregor was landing more punches but doing that, uhhh, he got tired quicker. Uhhhh I think when mcgregor goes back to the UFC he'll be a lot better; a LOOOOT better. Uhhhhh I still enjoyed the fight
Sam: Did you see wrestling this week?
68 comments
1 bal0rd 2017-08-27
Jim has no show
1 bal0rd 2017-08-27
there's people that actually like post-The Virus Jim unironically?
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-27
one more strike and youre out
1 bal0rd 2017-08-27
Chip is not funny. Opie was in the right about Chip.
1 TheFlyEpisodeWasGood 2017-08-27
Opie is Chip.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-27
That would make you this thread's Chippa.
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-27
chip is cringey at this point, how many 2000s hack edgy humor is that hack going to add to the storyline?
1 OPP_Yeah_You_Know_Me 2017-08-27
Jim will be in Iceland pounding his pud while Sam will be losing hair.
1 TinOwl_Twitch 2017-08-27
Does no one acknowledge how much that fucker looks like Art Garfunkel?
Even his hair line is following in the same gross, misshapen manner.
1 CoolerKing37 2017-08-27
About as often as saying Ant looks like an a-rab.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-27
New, huh?
1 TinOwl_Twitch 2017-08-27
Never heard it happen. Got some examples?
1 packitchofsositch 2017-08-27
Yeah. "Hey guys. Look. Sam looks like Art Garfunkel."
1 TinOwl_Twitch 2017-08-27
Alright.
1 NumeroOtto 2017-08-27
I ummmm uhhhhh thought it was ummmmmm uhhhhhh a good fight and ummmmmm uhhhhhhh ...
1 Dennyislife 2017-08-27
Show is on vacation Sir.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-27
oh literal denny
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-27
I hope it's a "vacation" in the same way that my mother said my Dad was "traveling the world on a business trip" or that "we took the dog to a nice farm."
1 Dennyislife 2017-08-27
Last night I took sleeping pills for first time ever. I am drowsy
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-27
Please take some more.
1 Dennyislife 2017-08-27
No.
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-27
was it good at all?
1 Jungies 2017-08-27
So Jimmy will be muttering it face-down into his pillow.
1 jeffro775 2017-08-27
Who the fuck made this guy an MMA analyst?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-27
I did. Do you have a complaint?
1 thescrapplekid 2017-08-27
no
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-27
the pridefc shirts
1 RBuddCumia 2017-08-27
I'm hoping for Raging Bull references that will fly over Sam's head.
1 segasarnold 2017-08-27
you talkin to me?
1 desmondsdecker 2017-08-27
Just don't call me late for supperrr
1 RBuddCumia 2017-08-27
Maaa pleaseeee
1 packitchofsositch 2017-08-27
tsss yeah mah lifts or sumpthin look but don't touch tss tss
1 wife_swamp 2017-08-27
that's taxi driver though. or cum town's deaf Robert Deniro
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-27
more like raging bore
get some averagers and star wars 7 references fucking dinosaurs
1 aleon33 2017-08-27
tss averagers what are they math teachers or somethin?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-27
Yeah because what kind of dope values script writing and characters over CGI lasers, shoehorned diversity, and HILARIOUS little raccoon men?
1 purplepilled4 2017-08-27
Your mother sucks big fuckin elephant dicks
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-08-27
You'd think boxing would be similar enough to wrestling that it would arouse at least some interest in Sam. But no, he has to focus on his gay fake sport with laserbeam intensity to the exclusion of everything else in life.
I hate people like Sam who only care about one thing, or a small set of things. They're like ants. They'll die not knowing about 99% of the world which is incredibly sad.
1 clay-davis 2017-08-27
Until Sam's hairline fully recedes, nothing will be able to fly over his head.
1 clay-davis 2017-08-27
Until Sam's hairline fully recedes, nothing will be able to fly over his head.
1 mcb84 2017-08-27
Boxing, you know, its a tough one man. Its not his sport, and Mayweather is a motherfucker, man. He's a real problem.
1 bowserjrjr 2017-08-27
god that is too accurate
1 awepittance 2017-08-27
it gave me chills just to read it, fuck
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1 Showerbeersx 2017-08-27
You win
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-27
Jim has never been in a fight in his life. He knows nothing about martial arts. I think he got his job just because they could tell how excited he gets around big muscular men.
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-08-27
Wait a second. Theres something to this; forreal how the fuck?
1 bowserjrjr 2017-08-27
You don't think he got into some scraps when he was in The Lords?
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-08-27
Back when he was schwillin on wine coolers? Man addiction is rough!
1 whatisthishere 2017-08-27
They will give any fighter a job, but they need to be partnered with someone who knows how to do radio. Football also usually partners an ex-player with someone who is a good professional broadcaster. The most knowledgeable people don't usually know how to be communicators, except professors, because their job is to explain things to students.
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-27
no he got the job because of jogan
1 blackirishlad 2017-08-27
he knows nothing of living by the sword!
1 dave72988 2017-08-27
He fights with his sexuality every day
1 RJMontgomery 2017-08-27
They are off this week.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-27
They're off every week.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-08-27
Jim: 'this just shows why mma and three rounds are much better. Mcgregor clearly won the fight. He only lost because of this stupid fucking old twelve round system.'
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-08-27
i can even agree with this.
1 That70smoke 2017-08-27
The official ufc unfiltered podcast did zero coverage of the fight because it was a boxing match from what I heard of it lol.
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-27
the offical ufc podcast is now hosted by that snoop nigger, this morton crap is done after the new owner took over
1 AFX337 2017-08-27
"I mean look, we all knew McGregor wasn't going to win, but..."
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-27
He looked good in his shorts?
1 bal0rd 2017-08-27
Ozzy hates boxing
Jim: "SO DO I"
1 KangolVos 2017-08-27
Ozzy was there.
1 whatisthishere 2017-08-27
You just told us what you think, and are being sarcastic about it. It doesn't make sense to be pissed off about something you made up in your head. You got drunk watching the fight, and this is all in your head.
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-27
Was the fight interferring with any wrestling programming? I wouldn't be surprised if Sam will only watched it later on demand.
1 late_50s_why 2017-08-27
opiejr wont watch it at all
1 helobious1 2017-08-27
I'm all in with the fan non-fiction.
1 zenicaone 2017-08-27
Its basically what almost all MMA (serious/professional/etc) analysts said right after the match.
Jim is at least a retard with radio show.
1 kevin121312 2017-08-27
Was he really in another country banging a tranny? Did Sam really name his dog Layla Garrity? Why are they such fags?
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-27
DNA
1 semihat 2017-08-27
Jim: McGregor did well but then again so did Mayweather. Sam: McWho?
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-27
one more strike and youre out