I live directly in Hurricane Harvey's path. Floodwater is rapidly creeping up to my house. My whole area is under a tornado watch and a lighting strike could knock out my power at any time. If I don't make it out of this one, I just want to impart one final thing to the world...

26  2017-08-27 by [deleted]

Rich Vos will be performing at the Beach Cafe in Fairfield, Connecticut on Friday, Sept. 15. Go online to vividseats.com/ for tickets.

16 comments

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-08-27

Oh boo hoo. One hurricane and you inland faggots lose your minds.

1  Degenerate-Scum 2017-08-27

I'm in Houston. We've had to deal with plenty of these over the years, you limp-wristed limey poofda.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-08-27

Houston hasn't had a devastating storm since 1900.

1  Degenerate-Scum 2017-08-27

That was Galveston, you blockhead.

1  Perdita101 2017-08-27

I hope lightning strikes your mother's cunt.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-08-27

Too busy striking Anthony's asshole! Heyooo!

1  Toughcrowdd 2017-08-27

You gay cuck

1  lylechippersonlamar 2017-08-27

hahaha you are one funny fucker sir

1  Suibu 2017-08-27

Oh shit I'm gonna go to that

1  Toss__Pot 2017-08-27

put the TV aerial cord in ur asshole please

1  Opesterino 2017-08-27

May I suggest digging in? Carry your VHS collection and needed equipment to maintain viewing and a few MRE's. Report back after the flood!

1  porsalin 2017-08-27

I've missed these

1  Steamer1000 2017-08-27

I hate texas

1  Degenerate-Scum 2017-08-27

Except the Great Galveston Hurricane of 1900 didn't hit Houston at all, which is like an hour northwest. And Galveston is a pisshole island with green water that no one's given a shit about since WWII, while Houston is the fourth largest city in the country. And Houston's last devastating storm was Hurricane Ike, which was like nine years ago. And I dunno, I guess I got you mixed up with some British faggot. Thoughts and prayers, plz.