It really bothers me when you civilians talk about comedy like you have any clout

34  2017-08-26 by Single_Action_Army

There are two types of people in this world, okay? People who understand what's going on (comics) and people who don't (you.)

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Fucking civilians how dare you sit at this table in a public restaurant...now excuse me while I eat these 80lbs of chicken wings

When you're done, you wanna get a dozen donuts?

Most definitely , make sure we find a Krispy Kreme shop and bring me a diet coke

Bang-Bang?

That's the code word for jerking it in front of unfunny ladies while blocking their exit

unfunny ladies

"Ladies" would have sufficed.

Whoa!

Yeah I don't pull any punches. I'm only a civilian but I try to learn from hard hitting comics like Jim Nort..zzzzz zzzzzzz

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Comedy is a form of art and stand ups are artists.

How is a regular person supposed to be as sharp as Rich Vos and Keith Robinson? Those guys are visionaries. Have you heard that Vos joke about dropping his grandfather off at a rest area rather than a rest home? It makes "who's on first?" look like the shittiest joke ever.

Metzger?

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I agree and also apologize for having an opinion.

Don't forget Fat Bob "I hurt my knee man" Kelly. I mean who else can come up with something so awesome and original.

His muse is lightin up a couple sticks with some comics and talkin shit about civilians.

Take it from a "professional". This where I have to reluctantly agree with Gavin. Comics are babies.

A very wise man once said that if you think you have clout, you have clout.