Understandable if her frame was anything like Patton's.
Then again, does it take longer to cut open a fat midget, or a person or normal height and weight?
Understandable if her frame was anything like Patton's.
Then again, does it take longer to cut open a fat midget, or a person or normal height and weight?
It probably drives ME's insane. There is so much fat in the way, and they usually work alone and nobody is there to hold back the pork roast while you fish your hand in there to pull the organs. And there are probably ethics rules about setting up elaborate cable systems to do it for you because it would look like a scene out of Hellraiser.
He's putting on a show for the public so there's plausible deniability when he murders her. He tweets this shit as she's in the next room and he masturbates furiously while clutching a trophy from his last victim. Jeff Hanneman could have written an album about this guy.
Patton Oswalt wants to further his career by pimping out his daughter. His wife found out about this plan and obviously opposed it, so he killed her with the old fentanyl-in-the-coffee trick. Meredith Salenger, a former child actress, is all-in with child prostitution. She has the contacts needed for Patton to get into the pimp game, and also the skills necessary to handle a child being destroyed mentally and physically. That's why Patton loves her.
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1 NumeroOtto 2017-08-26
its all cute and cuddles until he's forcing multiple prescriptions down her gullet
1 FlashVirus 2017-08-26
I can't stop laughing at this post. Vurry good.
1 turnthemaround 2017-08-26
"AND THIS is why we got the best fawkin fans on Sirius, Howard! That's how you do fawkin radio."
1 Gilgores_Trout 2017-08-26
didn't his last wife die about a year ago? weird
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-08-26
year and four months.
1 Jungies 2017-08-26
It took six months for them to do the autopsy, which is completely normal and unlikely to affect the quality of the evidence in a drug overdose case.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-26
Understandable if her frame was anything like Patton's.
Then again, does it take longer to cut open a fat midget, or a person or normal height and weight?
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-26
Understandable if her frame was anything like Patton's.
Then again, does it take longer to cut open a fat midget, or a person or normal height and weight?
1 rahtin 2017-08-26
It probably drives ME's insane. There is so much fat in the way, and they usually work alone and nobody is there to hold back the pork roast while you fish your hand in there to pull the organs. And there are probably ethics rules about setting up elaborate cable systems to do it for you because it would look like a scene out of Hellraiser.
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-08-26
ME: ME's?
1 DickSlit 2017-08-26
Medical Examiner.
1 MitchBurrow 2017-08-26
Medical Examiners
1 rahtin 2017-08-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI3pd-dNN-0
1 HookerMouth82 2017-08-26
Patton definitely killed his wife, but autopsy backlogs are really fucking bad in LA.
1 Billyassman 2017-08-26
This fucker is the Grim Creeper.
1 Billyassman 2017-08-26
This fucker is the Grim Creeper.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-08-26
Once he kills, he must kill again
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-08-26
Its the only way he can cum
1 SugarInMyMeatPi 2017-08-26
All jokes aside, this is some really fucking creepy shit. These tweets between the two of them are getting weirder and weirder.
1 drakenthegreat 2017-08-26
What, you don't think it's normal to have a very public engagement less than a year and a half after your wife mysteriously died?
1 CStel 2017-08-26
Almost like they both killed his ex wife and are openly bragging about it in their own sociopathic way. I dunno
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-08-26
Dassabesso jus killin n fuggin
1 robocopsboner 2017-08-26
He's putting on a show for the public so there's plausible deniability when he murders her. He tweets this shit as she's in the next room and he masturbates furiously while clutching a trophy from his last victim. Jeff Hanneman could have written an album about this guy.
1 CookieHaid 2017-08-26
"I'm gonna marry you to death!"
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-26
I'm gonna shove my vows down your throat and press the cake over your face until you stop moving.
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-08-26
I'm going to SMOTHER YOU with love, as I PRESCRIBE YOU my unending devotion, TIL DEATH do us part!
1 PaintedPicture 2017-08-26
Im gunna fuckin kill yu bitsch. Homerun, Chippa! Fawk ya
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2017-08-26
A little too on the nose there, Chippah.
1 jfoughe 2017-08-26
Oh no
1 lemonmattress 2017-08-26
She won't last more than three years
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-08-26
This necrophiliac makes me sick
1 3stepsbackward 2017-08-26
Surely, he meant "murdering" and not "marrying".
1 David_Tosk 2017-08-26
Which couple communicates publicly on Twitter?
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-26
And both of them have check marks. One would think that confirmed people would be above this shit.
1 Steamer1000 2017-08-26
The sad part is they are probably in the same room.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-08-26
The shit we do to get laid....
1 kingship75 2017-08-26
We don't get laid... Do we?
1 HugininuM 2017-08-26
So he's marrying her because she reminds him of his own daughter?
1 puppy_action_team 2017-08-26
Who the fuck knows, but that guy is beyond twisted.
1 lord_minidisc 2017-08-26
It's pretty straightforward:
Patton Oswalt wants to further his career by pimping out his daughter. His wife found out about this plan and obviously opposed it, so he killed her with the old fentanyl-in-the-coffee trick. Meredith Salenger, a former child actress, is all-in with child prostitution. She has the contacts needed for Patton to get into the pimp game, and also the skills necessary to handle a child being destroyed mentally and physically. That's why Patton loves her.
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-26
This one's gonna die a lot more violently.
1 Notmyfirstacc3 2017-08-26
Marrying a new woman a year after your wife dies of a drug overdose is pretty fucking insane.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-08-26
It's like a fat version of Vertigo
1 thissiteruinedme 2017-08-26
Their wedding card will say Salenger and Strangler.
1 Trueduhtective 2017-08-26
Meredeath
1 kingship75 2017-08-26
Vurry good...
1 Konstrukt1 2017-08-26
Pills sell and she's dying
1 lemonmattress 2017-08-26
Wait until she finds the lipstick stained pillow in the attic
1 JPSouthampton 2017-08-26
Hes a murderer and he looks like a goblin
1 enzo_trash 2017-08-26
People who have to declare their love on social media are weird.
In the future I'm sure it will be a pre-cursor for serial killer, same as killing small animals as a child
1 GableXX 2017-08-26
Hey guys, at least Patton's not a racist.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-26
A dumb broad would write "Get a room!" as a response. Funny, original sentiment.
1 The-Lunger 2017-08-26
His little girl must be thrilled that mommy' jaw hasn't dropped but dads' got her replacement all lined up tout suis. Piece of shit.