"To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head."
Ah, this is beginning to make a lot of sense. I work with a woman from Jamaica and can't barely understand a word she says. At first I wondered how that was possible for someone that came from an english speaking country-- now I realize they speak in some weird caribbean slang language.
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1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-25
Instead of sucking it
1 fawwkyeah 2017-08-25
"To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head."
What the fuck am I reading
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-25
AAA Journalism
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-25
In India they shit and piss outside. The government plans for every house to have a toilet by 2019 but it doesn't look likely
1 Yaseetheo 2017-08-25
This is a parody site right?
1 Bams_seed 2017-08-25
No they have launched pidgin bbc for nigerians.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-08-25
Every news story is written to be understood at a 6th grade reading level, but they did not account for black adults.
1 Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-08-25
Sounds like progress not shitting where they sleep and eat
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-08-25
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1 shrineCSGO 2017-08-25
Nothing could have prepared me for what I just experienced, but reading that as Trinidadian Jimmy had me howling.
1 FlashVirus 2017-08-25
Ah, this is beginning to make a lot of sense. I work with a woman from Jamaica and can't barely understand a word she says. At first I wondered how that was possible for someone that came from an english speaking country-- now I realize they speak in some weird caribbean slang language.
1 piggyboi 2017-08-25
'Im got a gwood boy phone and a naughty boy phone, a gwood boy phone and a naughty boy phone.
1 GraveJ 2017-08-25
Dey got black peeple in di India?
1 dlc_protocol 2017-08-25
"The lawyer for di woman tell AFP news agency say the judge say to dey make di woman poopoo for outside na one form of torture."
Oh my god I cant stop laughing
1 EnzoFurrari 2017-08-25
FAWK YEAH!!
First damn thing I thought of when reading about this BBC pidgin was hearing Jimmy read da news in im patwa
1 Nulltor 2017-08-25
Bahahahaha. Fucking awesome.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-25
The scary thing is I cant tell if this is a joke or not.
1 thursdaynevercomes 2017-08-25
why dont they give the authors name? i wanna see an article like that written by seth jewstein.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-08-25
OP, this is de best find ever. It's like patois from da bayou.