Opie calls out Keith offering 50%

46  2017-08-25 by porsalin

51 comments

Choosing sides between Tits and Keith the Cuck is kind of like having to choose between fucking Big Amy or Lena Dunham.

thats probably the best metaphor for this universe ive seen in awhile.

I'd choose Amy.

Upvote if you don't not fail to agree to disagree or not.

I mean amy schumer is a grotesque 2, but Lena Dunham is a whole new level of ugly. I'm taking schumer, with the caveat that I get to polish off a 40 of whiskey beforehand

Amy has a normal body but happens to be fat. Lena is shaped like an upside down lightbulb.

You can't call him that anymore.

Marci says it's "Keith The Conqueror" now.

Big Amy for me any time

There's more than enough hate to go around

50% of what? jesus just let tits drift off into obscurity

I like the comment, they offered you 50% off Compound Media, not of

Line of the day!

That was one of mine I think

Hoo hoo

Thats the line

50% off would be what, $30.99 a month?

You are missing out jokey the joke and cucky the cuck man as granthonys co hosts, those will be big hits

That's a Schumer thing to do

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Steve from Bayshore is a Santa Claus looking faggot

"They offered me half off -- and grandfathered it to half off the old rate before the price increase, which came out to $3.50 a month. And I was like faaaawwwk!"

So either Ant throws keith under the bus and addresses the fact he's going around offering people huge stakes in his company orrrr he calls out Opie for being delusional and making shit up.

Nope. Right now, KtC is the lesser of two retarded cunts, as they say:

Keith responds - https://twitter.com/Keiththecop/status/901165440533221376

Hey, I was right for once!

If Keith was asking for money to change the network name to "Opie and Anthony," does that imply that Gavin paid money to have the network name changed to "Compound Media?"

They changed it for free because granthony caught beating up women at the time

Does Opie realize that even if he was offered 50% it's kind of shitty to tell the whole world how desperate Ant and Keith the Cop are?

This just in, "torpid sloth" t-shirts available again at Compound Media store.

Anthony is anything but brave

I seriously wanted to buy Torpid Sloth shot or pint glasses.

No way I'm wearing merch from any of this crap out in public.

From what I gather by Keith's response, he did talk to Opie and giving him a stake in CM but for an investment. Seems like Opie was unaware of that. Meanwhile, Ant denies that any offer at all was made nor should be made. The entire thing is frankly embarrassing on all sides.

Look, I'll come clean. You're right on the money. We almost made a deal, but it all fell through when East Side Dave demanded I give him that $200 back.

Jesus Op, now you are claiming 200? We all know its 500!

Im surprised that nobody took that username until a month ago.

Can you imagine what a clusterfuck negotiating with Keith the Cop must be like?

LOL

Are you telling me Opie didn't want in on that In Hot Water action.

I was certain "Safe Space with Taleeb" would have tipped him over the edge!

Two monumental idiots who think they're smart trying to conduct business was never going to end well.

What have your parents got to do with this?

Opie to KtC: "I literally have text that says "The decision to offer you 1/2 the business is one we took quite seriously..."

Seems like Opie might have been under the impression the offer wasn't a buy in? The tweet was a reply to Keith telling Opie he should have known it was a buy in.

Maybe these nincompoops should actually conduct business this significant in person or at least over the phone where you can't easily misconstrue poorly worded texts. What a couple of dilweeds, right, Todd?

Exactly, how are these negotiations not taking place w/ a damn lawyer present.

You said the n word.

Opie honestly thought he would just be gifted half the network? That really is dumb. I'm kind of taken aback by how stupid. How truly embarrassing that he has put this out there in public.

ME:What do I know about the radio business? All I know is how to sit down and run the board. I don't know how to make a radio station.

Keith responded like the Joker in The Dark Knight.

"Um...half."

Opie & Anthony are not good at twitter

Torpid Sloth.

im kind of shocked ant offered Opie the deal, not that he was willing to part with half the company, that I get, but that he would commit to doing a comedy show again....no offence to what hes doing now but its a lot more political. but then again arties not a politico so

I actually believe the fat titted fool

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