ME: I had hundreds of offers from radio, podcasts, and TV but I've decided to hang my tits up, peace out brothermans.

30  2017-08-25 by JoeCumiaSr

-Glenn Hughes next month

24 comments

Glenn Hughes? The Black Sabbath Glenn?

Opie sucks

Hopefully it ends like R Budd Dwyer's speech.

Oh, i get it...because he kills himself. Good one Jim. Nice fresh material.

OH AND UH JOHN F KENNEDY WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD AND HIS SKULL FELL APART, LIKE MY ACT, WOAH! EH?

also, trannies!!

dont forget the hat.

Spudds Dwyer

Pride is a mother fucker.

Pride is a weekend parade you attend with your Mother.

You will shit your pants again when you see my outfit this weekend.

yes daddy

Offers from Rochester and Omaha.

if there was a god Opie would be forced to team up with Scorch, who would later fire tits by telling him "you're pizza and i'm looking for hamburger". then he would kill himself (hopefully)

Maybe he'll team up with Bam and do a radio show.

High as Fuck & Cuck in the morning.

Changed his to Glenn, great idea. We haven't done that to him yet.

I hope you've started a trend.

I mean if Opie was smart he'd shut up and just retire.

What happened to Opie's big announcement this week?

He did have offers from Anthony's network. And he could just start his own podcast if he wanted. That's why I'm almost 100% sure he already has a job offer from a terrestrial radio station, and it will start right after the summer is over.

That's possible, but I think there is also a good chance Gregg is so insecure that he fears how vulnerable he would look in others' eyes trying to carry a podcast by himself now that he lacks a budget to pay people to appear and lacks a a company backing him.

At Sirius, he was a highly paid host on a corporate roster with a staff and apparent power in his position. With a podcast, he'd be just one of countless other podcasters and the equalization that'd bring frightens him. The value of the Opie Show to guests was probably 5% Opie himself (the brand of one half of a once-popular radio duo) and 95% that it was on a large platform that people might be listening to and Opie must realize that.

Also, he has nothing to contribute and has no interesting opinions. He can't talk to other people and his new lack of status opens him up to ridicule by others. Plus, he has big titties.

wtf is glenn?

They prefer the term lamb chops