It's just like the last supper except all his followers are in his phone instead of him. Lonely fat boy.

Jessica Jones cosplaying faggot.

He has more photoshoots than the rolling stones.

funny you should mention rolling stones. i remember seeing jay play the boulder that chases indy in raiders of the lost ark.

Wild horses couldn't drag him away (from the buffet)

Never jumpin jack fat

Big Jay covers the Stones: "Hello, Ruby Tuesday's"

I'm all for shitting on Big J for his fashion sense. But he's actually pretty funny and seems like a good guy.