Opie really has nothing. No show, no friends and no offers

90  2017-08-24 by DButler1979

It's glorious.

89 comments

But he's still got fanboys like you posting about him. Get a life.

This is our lives maaaaaan!

Tss you're posting about him too sock cucka. The haters fuel the Opster like water or sumthin

I love how jealous you are of Opie.

Opie? That you?

If he comes to see our mother, I wanna know a day in advance, so I won't be there.

He's got a good heart. But he's weak. And he's stupid.

If Opie at least had a good heart then he wouldn't get near the amount of hate he does. He's an all-around terrible and worthless human being.

As some people pointed out in this sub: Opie has been kicked out of the house by Lindsey, moved into the beach house and preparing for a divorce. He's gonna get turbofucked by his soon-to-be ex-wife by a divorce lawyer who will claim his earning-potential is several million a year based on prior income.

He's going to walk into the sea and just let the ocean swallow him whole before that happens.

Jim won't cry at the funeral.

Nobody will go to that funeral.

It'll be an implied invitation

Crabs and sea slugs maybe?

Ant will go but will leave early to gamble.

Fair enough, nobody wants to go to a three-day destination funeral.

"Where's Father Doris, get Father Doris in here...he's supposed to intone the requiem."

And he'll bring a 16 year old date.

With an Irish Goodbye.

He's the Ty Cobb of radio

Ty Cobb was good at his job though.

Chip Chipperson might. Sick fuckin titties rest in peace or somtun

Is that true? Did Lindsey really kick him out?

Please tell me that's not fanfiction.

Just wishful thinking. She needs someone to take care of that 200 pound retard kid of hers.

How did that rumor start? Is it just because he doesn't talk about his kids that much?

It's because we all hate that faggot.

I get that, but normally these memes start because there's something tangentially related to them, or they have a kernel of truth to them.

I post a couple of videos from the beach and suddenly everyone thinks I'm getting divorced. You people are DELUSIONAL.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

did you really need to say this 18 times to every comment?

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

Small drips of truth like Bam's retarded seed:

-What you mentioned

-Got sensitive and silent(see: "Trainables" clip) when talking about downs kids on the show

  • Giga Retard seat in his car

All you fucking haters!

This situation is temporary.

I'm staying at my trailer by the beach BY CHOICE, not because of some washed up skater from the eighties.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

Jesus Christ, you fucking moron.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

your phone crapped out dude

Him laying there in his casket, this entire sub's cum on his tits.

He's got a pair of pendulous milky udders if that counts for anything

He technically doesn't even have children.

What happened with all that Sherrod signing him nonsense?

And he can't read

I picture him listening to this and rubbing one out to cuck footage of Paypal Carl and Lynsi.

Reality hit him like a ton o bricks

It's really weird how such a talented and likeable guy has ended up in this particular spot.

Thank you tacotrots, I'm glad some of my true fans are here.

Wrong. He has a luscious set of tits.

I cant wait to the day he put that oily barrel in his mouth and taste the delicious sparks from a bullet.

A person who used to call into his show (Dr. Steve) still has a show. Opie does not.

All those guys owe their careers to me. Jimmy, Ronnie and especially Howie.

He sounds like us.

I don't have tits.

Braggart

That's a little too real. Pull back a little

i'll do a show with him. it'd be called the shit hour. We open dirty baby diapers and rub them on our bubs while steamrolling each others bits.

Ha ha very funny asshole

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

ALRIGHT!

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

Wha?

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

OK, Mr Hughes, the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

Uhm, excuse me, last I checked Opie is getting offers left and right, he's just turning them down because he's getting Jimmy Fallon's gig.

I love how it hasn't been long at all and he's being talk about less and less. he's finished!

OK, Mr Hughes, assuming you're viewing this thread...the big question we're all wanting to know: Is your next big radio gig in NYC metro/LI, Rochester, or none of the above?

If I were a betting man: The Opester becomes a PD. He knows how to get the numbahsss.

Nopie.

Opie is replacing Howard Stern what chu mean

This is our lives maaaaaan!

Tss you're posting about him too sock cucka. The haters fuel the Opster like water or sumthin

Thank you tacotrots, I'm glad some of my true fans are here.

"Where's Father Doris, get Father Doris in here...he's supposed to intone the requiem."