You know he's retarded because he's excited to have a stack of DVDs. I've got 3 crates of those things just taking up space in my closet. Was I a sucker or what falling for all that movie collection horseshit in the early 2000s.
You and me both. When I moved, I left a bunch by the dumpster outside of my apartment. The neighbor kids would take them every time I brought more out. I felt good about myself that day.
Yeah, no shit. I have four neglected drawers full of them because of streaming. This is making me think it's time to find the local retard and unload them.
i want to send tard movies in pretty cases after erasing disc just to see story month later he is need of dvd player because he tried fixing it with a hammer
Hopefully someone sends him some hardcore kiddy porn in a box for a movie he'll never watch in a million years, like a foreign subtitled film because you know the tard can't read, and then they wait a couple months and call the police and give them an anonymous tip that he's into kiddy porn.
Bye bye feel good story as he's hauled off to jail.
Nah sociopathic would be if the police were investigating the charge and found several pair of bloodied little girl underpants buried in his sock drawer and then cadaver dogs were brought in and they found dozens of little girls remains buried under the flower beds his aging mother so lovingly tended. And the mom starts to cry and begs the police not to take away her boy, he didn't mean to hurt all those girls, he just didn't know his own strength.
Well you might fool them, but you can't fool me (with your mindless chatter like I don't need them, I don't need help, I don't even need to see the end.) 🎼🎺🎷🎶
Useless trivia: That dude lives near me. He has a retarded passion for DVDs, and all his movies got burned up in a forest fire. After the local news did a story on him people started sending him shit to rebuild his collection.
This fucking feebleminded birdbrain probably enjoys every Disney movie he watches. All the while, his father is hesitant to dump a load in the toxic cunt that produced this CHUD.
You, sir, are a menace to the English language. Like the pointless comma in the first sentence of your reply. Did dad not hug you or tug your pecka right, friendo?
79 comments
1 Yaseetheo 2017-08-24
Stop making me feel things you flaming homosexual.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-08-24
It made you horny too?
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-08-24
You know he's retarded because he's excited to have a stack of DVDs. I've got 3 crates of those things just taking up space in my closet. Was I a sucker or what falling for all that movie collection horseshit in the early 2000s.
1 KangolVos 2017-08-24
You and me both. When I moved, I left a bunch by the dumpster outside of my apartment. The neighbor kids would take them every time I brought more out. I felt good about myself that day.
1 GWARscientist 2017-08-24
Kids today sure do love their shemale porn. Can't get enough of it.
1 crookedmile 2017-08-24
Hispanic neighborhood? I've been there.
1 KangolVos 2017-08-24
Close. I lived in a fairly poor neoghborhood right next to Section 8 housing.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-08-24
Yeah, no shit. I have four neglected drawers full of them because of streaming. This is making me think it's time to find the local retard and unload them.
1 fingerrockets 2017-08-24
I caught a little down syndrome back in 01 / 02. Easily ended up with over 400 dvds many i purchesed from blockbuster as previously viewed.
1 TPuffs 2017-08-24
Looks like john hackelman
1 MrCocklefroth 2017-08-24
Now that's a retard
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-08-24
Hey now, sticks and stones...is what the neighborhood kids probably throw at him.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-08-24
He's no Opetta Hughes, but he'll do.
1 Pusigineht123 2017-08-24
He was quoted as saying "thanks for all the shiny mirrored donuts, they are delicious"
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-24
Thanks Deep Discount!
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1 David_Tosk 2017-08-24
Jesus that video...
1 dmix 2017-08-24
I thought it was a perfect summary of the show.
Was it submitted here?
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-08-24
It was first submitted to the Redbar Facebook group.
1 dmix 2017-08-24
i dont know what that is but cool
1 David_Tosk 2017-08-24
Of course. It's the perfect summary of the current state of all of it. For everyone
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-24
Yes, but the mods kept deleting it because they are robots and mistook it for a raid. They make great stuff every now and then.
1 ApprilFells 2017-08-24
It'd be a shame if someone sent him porn
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-24
Shame?
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-24
Like what you feel when you cum in a ladyboys bunghole
1 Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-08-24
i want to send tard movies in pretty cases after erasing disc just to see story month later he is need of dvd player because he tried fixing it with a hammer
1 DaveNone 2017-08-24
Hopefully someone sends him some hardcore kiddy porn in a box for a movie he'll never watch in a million years, like a foreign subtitled film because you know the tard can't read, and then they wait a couple months and call the police and give them an anonymous tip that he's into kiddy porn.
Bye bye feel good story as he's hauled off to jail.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-24
That's so viciously sociopathic I almost came.
1 kingship75 2017-08-24
ALMOST!?
1 DaveNone 2017-08-24
Nah sociopathic would be if the police were investigating the charge and found several pair of bloodied little girl underpants buried in his sock drawer and then cadaver dogs were brought in and they found dozens of little girls remains buried under the flower beds his aging mother so lovingly tended. And the mom starts to cry and begs the police not to take away her boy, he didn't mean to hurt all those girls, he just didn't know his own strength.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-24
Thanks. Wouldn't have guessed.
1 crookedmile 2017-08-24
The goatee really gave it away.
1 Blink-Blink 2017-08-24
Syndrome of a Down - Pathology
1 lowend73 2017-08-24
Mongo and the Jets
1 brmlb 2017-08-24
what a fun life. no responsibility, no worries, just movies. I wish I was retarded....
1 the_opester 2017-08-24
Wish?
1 dmix 2017-08-24
Just pretend you're one like in "Mommy Dead and Dearest". Start a kickstarter for your wheelchair and spend it on cassette tapes!
1 Canadia86 2017-08-24
Not only that, but he probably enjoys all of the films he watches. I'd suck a dick to be able to enjoy over 40% of the shit I see
1 fokm 2017-08-24
unzips pants
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-24
Waiwai wait wait wait
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-08-24
Well you might fool them, but you can't fool me (with your mindless chatter like I don't need them, I don't need help, I don't even need to see the end.) 🎼🎺🎷🎶
1 DooshLord 2017-08-24
Government benefits, mommy tucking you in every night, giant genitals, high value on the deviant pornography market.
1 yeojaerdna 2017-08-24
Right! Big retarded dick is always a sought after feature.
1 bal0rd 2017-08-24
but then you get tired of movies and you want women...
1 Broken-Flowers 2017-08-24
me 21 imagine jus
t being content with watching grown half-naked men pretend to fight, and eating chicken tendies... what a life thos
e retards` liv"!1 Lish_fips89 2017-08-24
They should have kneecapped that sizeable burden and let the flames flames cleanse their lives.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-24
I wish I could be as happy as this man
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-24
Bruh I just watched more than half of this and now I feel sad
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-08-24
Excited screams
1 CasinoIndian 2017-08-24
Has better on camera presence than Jimmy.
1 dmix 2017-08-24
People are probably just sending him their trash because no one wants DVDs anymore.
A "Burdens for burdens drive" if you will".
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-08-24
Mark has Down's Syndrome
Get the fuck outta town!
1 Belchides 2017-08-24
I'm confident he could write a better movie than erock.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-08-24
That guy has a much more pleasant demeanor and lower BMI than Erock.
1 Earmalade 2017-08-24
Useless trivia: That dude lives near me. He has a retarded passion for DVDs, and all his movies got burned up in a forest fire. After the local news did a story on him people started sending him shit to rebuild his collection.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-08-24
Thanks for the inside scoop. I wouldn't have gathered that from the gif.
1 Earmalade 2017-08-24
My bad. I did not watch that far. I saw the retard cheering and I figured that was all there was to it.
1 shrineCSGO 2017-08-24
I got a hearty laugh out of this, more than it deserved.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-08-24
I remember that. I sent him four thousand copies of You Got Mail and he sent me a heartfelt letter written in crayon.
1 Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-08-24
Great.He will just start another fire to get more
1 lowend73 2017-08-24
I'm really happy those DVDs bring you so much joy. And even better you got a family member to type up your response for you.
1 crookedmile 2017-08-24
This fucking feebleminded birdbrain probably enjoys every Disney movie he watches. All the while, his father is hesitant to dump a load in the toxic cunt that produced this CHUD.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-08-24
2 crookedmile 2017-08-24
Anytime someone uses this, you know they're a straight up faggot. Way to go champ.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-08-24
You, sir, are a menace to the English language. Like the pointless comma in the first sentence of your reply. Did dad not hug you or tug your pecka right, friendo?
1 billythepilgrim 2017-08-24
Tss tell us how you really feel
1 Spokker 2017-08-24
Iceland has a different plan for him.
1 rahtin 2017-08-24
They never should have tried to clone Chuck Liddell.
1 aRTie02150 2017-08-24
Leave the retard alone.
1 That70smoke 2017-08-24
They had a retard, but couldn't retard the fire. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
1 lowend73 2017-08-24
Conan the Dunderhead
1 killakamkam 2017-08-24
the down syndrome goatee is the worst, help the guy out a little
1 EdTheEad 2017-08-24
I hope he got some WEREWOLF MOVIES!
1 iamBlov 2017-08-24
"Which one are you going to watch first?"
"All of them!"
Fucking retard.
1 anarchronism 2017-08-24
Downs Walter White
1 bal0rd 2017-08-24
The new age American dream right here! Fuck owning a nice boat!
1 Jaeromaru 2017-08-24
Poor Luis Guzman
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-08-24
I like werewolf moviessssss