Erik Nagel has hit the lottery again

126  2017-08-24 by Compound_MediaPR

79 comments

Stop making me feel things you flaming homosexual.

It made you horny too?

You know he's retarded because he's excited to have a stack of DVDs. I've got 3 crates of those things just taking up space in my closet. Was I a sucker or what falling for all that movie collection horseshit in the early 2000s.

You and me both. When I moved, I left a bunch by the dumpster outside of my apartment. The neighbor kids would take them every time I brought more out. I felt good about myself that day.

Kids today sure do love their shemale porn. Can't get enough of it.

Hispanic neighborhood? I've been there.

Close. I lived in a fairly poor neoghborhood right next to Section 8 housing.

Yeah, no shit. I have four neglected drawers full of them because of streaming. This is making me think it's time to find the local retard and unload them.

I caught a little down syndrome back in 01 / 02. Easily ended up with over 400 dvds many i purchesed from blockbuster as previously viewed.

Looks like john hackelman

Now that's a retard

Hey now, sticks and stones...is what the neighborhood kids probably throw at him.

He's no Opetta Hughes, but he'll do.

He was quoted as saying "thanks for all the shiny mirrored donuts, they are delicious"

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Jesus that video...

I thought it was a perfect summary of the show.

Was it submitted here?

It was first submitted to the Redbar Facebook group.

i dont know what that is but cool

Of course. It's the perfect summary of the current state of all of it. For everyone

Yes, but the mods kept deleting it because they are robots and mistook it for a raid. They make great stuff every now and then.

It'd be a shame if someone sent him porn

Shame?

Like what you feel when you cum in a ladyboys bunghole

i want to send tard movies in pretty cases after erasing disc just to see story month later he is need of dvd player because he tried fixing it with a hammer

Hopefully someone sends him some hardcore kiddy porn in a box for a movie he'll never watch in a million years, like a foreign subtitled film because you know the tard can't read, and then they wait a couple months and call the police and give them an anonymous tip that he's into kiddy porn.

Bye bye feel good story as he's hauled off to jail.

That's so viciously sociopathic I almost came.

ALMOST!?

Nah sociopathic would be if the police were investigating the charge and found several pair of bloodied little girl underpants buried in his sock drawer and then cadaver dogs were brought in and they found dozens of little girls remains buried under the flower beds his aging mother so lovingly tended. And the mom starts to cry and begs the police not to take away her boy, he didn't mean to hurt all those girls, he just didn't know his own strength.

Who has Down Syndrome,

Thanks. Wouldn't have guessed.

The goatee really gave it away.

Syndrome of a Down - Pathology

Mongo and the Jets

what a fun life. no responsibility, no worries, just movies. I wish I was retarded....

Wish?

Just pretend you're one like in "Mommy Dead and Dearest". Start a kickstarter for your wheelchair and spend it on cassette tapes!

Not only that, but he probably enjoys all of the films he watches. I'd suck a dick to be able to enjoy over 40% of the shit I see

unzips pants

Waiwai wait wait wait

I wish I were* retarded.

Well you might fool them, but you can't fool me (with your mindless chatter like I don't need them, I don't need help, I don't even need to see the end.) 🎼🎺🎷🎶

Government benefits, mommy tucking you in every night, giant genitals, high value on the deviant pornography market.

Right! Big retarded dick is always a sought after feature.

but then you get tired of movies and you want women...

me 21 imagine just being content with watching grown half-naked men pretend to fight, and eating chicken tendies... what a life those retards` liv"!

They should have kneecapped that sizeable burden and let the flames flames cleanse their lives.

I wish I could be as happy as this man

Bruh I just watched more than half of this and now I feel sad

Excited screams

Has better on camera presence than Jimmy.

People are probably just sending him their trash because no one wants DVDs anymore.

A "Burdens for burdens drive" if you will".

Mark has Down's Syndrome

Get the fuck outta town!

I'm confident he could write a better movie than erock.

That guy has a much more pleasant demeanor and lower BMI than Erock.

Useless trivia: That dude lives near me. He has a retarded passion for DVDs, and all his movies got burned up in a forest fire. After the local news did a story on him people started sending him shit to rebuild his collection.

Thanks for the inside scoop. I wouldn't have gathered that from the gif.

My bad. I did not watch that far. I saw the retard cheering and I figured that was all there was to it.

I got a hearty laugh out of this, more than it deserved.

I remember that. I sent him four thousand copies of You Got Mail and he sent me a heartfelt letter written in crayon.

Great.He will just start another fire to get more

I'm really happy those DVDs bring you so much joy. And even better you got a family member to type up your response for you.

This fucking feebleminded birdbrain probably enjoys every Disney movie he watches. All the while, his father is hesitant to dump a load in the toxic cunt that produced this CHUD.

times you can applause someone Does this hit a little too close to home or something, old sport?

old sport?

Anytime someone uses this, you know they're a straight up faggot. Way to go champ.

You, sir, are a menace to the English language. Like the pointless comma in the first sentence of your reply. Did dad not hug you or tug your pecka right, friendo?

Tss tell us how you really feel

Iceland has a different plan for him.

They never should have tried to clone Chuck Liddell.

Leave the retard alone.

They had a retard, but couldn't retard the fire. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Conan the Dunderhead

the down syndrome goatee is the worst, help the guy out a little

I hope he got some WEREWOLF MOVIES!

"Which one are you going to watch first?"

"All of them!"

Fucking retard.

Downs Walter White

The new age American dream right here! Fuck owning a nice boat!

Poor Luis Guzman

I like werewolf moviessssss