These never don't make me laugh.

Glad I'm not the only one. Those Verne Troyer ones were fucking fantastic.

The Ike the Spike Twin Peaks one made me laugh.

I love these

joe rogan is below average height for a human adult male

You used to make shitty vaporwave and deleted it all when I called you out.

leave it alone

What's his username?

u/jake_91_420

Thank you, time to listen to his talentless production.

He deleted it all off SoundCloud when I talked shit about it.

What did you dislike the most about it?

it was just bad shit dude

See, now I wanna listen to it. I'm sure you're no Macross 82-99, but shit, I'm curious.

What Are you even talking about

u/jake_91_420 used to make vaporwave music and I made fun of it and he immediately deleted them. I never let him forget it.

Was it bad or something why is he so ashamed

What's hilarious is I listened to 15 seconds of one song and then talked shit and he sheepishly deleted it all. It could have been good for all I know but he got embarrassed and wiped it.

Are you insinuating that Joe Rogan is shorter than your average male?

Of coarse not

I though this was a weird photo when i saw it on the front page this morning, then i peed myself when i saw it here in reference to Joe Rogan.

I don't know about you fellas, but I wouldn't wanna get in a tangle with this McGregor guy... He looks like he's a P R O B L E M.

Ugh I HAAATE when Jimmy says xyz superior male is a "problem"

How the fuck would Jimmy know what a ''Problem'' is he has never been in a physical confrontation in his life he just hid behind Kenny.

Is anyone else stupid enough to going to pay for a fight that should 99.9% be a foregone conclusion but might be a ridiculous carnival upset? Cos I am.

GGG Canelo will be a good fight but no one cares next to the Irish tinker vs hard headed nigra circus.

the outcome will be on the mma sub within seconds of the conclusion. I don't even watch boxing but I do want to know the results.

Both of those niggas no speaky English who gives a fuck about them

You got a point there. Have a Russian friend, he understands my R.P English accent and American G.A, no problem. Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Regional English, Southern American, Black American etc...what the fuck was that?

Itss2100% likely that little fuckin malteser will be knocked out yu know nuthin :D:D: :D:D:

:D:D:

:D:D:

McGregor proves true the age old stereotype about the Irish being like...them. He might as well just be paid in valueless objects that impress rappers, he's going yo spend it all on that, cars, and drugs anyway. A true Cumia.

It's an investment. Baby ain't going to get the job if he don't look sharp.

It's all an act

Are you implying that he's developed a public persona? Surely you're mad

Oh, so he was just pretending to be retarded. I gotcha. "I spent most of my money on dumb shit, it was just a prank bro"

His limbos are rentals

You mean the stereotype that the Irish are the niggers of Europe?

Ironic seeing as they are basically the whitest people on Earth with 98% employment rate in their country.

Thanks for detecting subtlety

Hey I don't think that's Joe Rogan.

The TRT wore off, this is what he looks like now

We get it, he's short.

You get nothing.

Fun fact: Dana White had to buy him that suit and force him to wear it to be presentable for the public.

He really doesn't look 5'8" here.

5'8" is the short guy cutoff point. They'll only ever admit to being that short.

It's like they think taller people lose all perspective when people are under 5'10"

5'8" | 1.73 metres
5'10" | 1.78 metres ^{metric units bot | feedback | source | stop | v0.6.1}

Fuck off, eurofag bot.

i'm 5'2" and when a 5'8" guy says that he's short, it really makes you think. actually it's illegal for people under 6'0" to be on the Internet so don't tell anybody

There would be next to nobody on the internet, if that was the case. I'm 5'11" and taller than 80% of the people I come across, and I don't even feel tall. Most people in the US come nowhere close to 6 feet.

I'd probably kill myself if I was 5'2", though. The last time I was that short was the 90's.

I'm 5'7.5" but I pass for 5'8" - trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

Jim Norton pretends he is pissed when he learns which big wig he has to blow for that lead role he wants.

I'd punch his dumb baby right off that table

maybe its just me because im a hateful fuck, but I can not stand pictures of toddlers. at the age were everyone I know has a fucking kid. fuck your stupid kid, no one cares, if anything I hope it dies of infant death syndrome

you should help out and become an abortionist

I probably should start doing something productive.

Sure.

im considering suicide because i took this post seriously

good luck bro

Best one so far imho.

Was it bad or something why is he so ashamed

Are you implying that he's developed a public persona? Surely you're mad

5'8" | 1.73 metres
5'10" | 1.78 metres ^{metric units bot | feedback | source | stop | v0.6.1}

i'm 5'2" and when a 5'8" guy says that he's short, it really makes you think. actually it's illegal for people under 6'0" to be on the Internet so don't tell anybody

Oh, so he was just pretending to be retarded. I gotcha. "I spent most of my money on dumb shit, it was just a prank bro"